The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXI: Blurt Blisters

[spacekowboy]

Oh really?:caning:

Trust me on this.

 

[Noor]

I'm too old and tired for that bit of work, Noor.
That's why Petey and I divorced many years ago.

I am sorry to hear that

Reprogramming is only good if it's fun and you both want to be there.

 

[Not Normal]

Look at Ishmael, trying to make people believe he matters.

 

[neci]

i feel like i always laugh just too loud. an off key. some jelly fish kind of laugh that smears you and stings you. leaves you poisoned until you're pissed on.

 

[Bookishleigh]

i feel like i always laugh just too loud. an off key. some jelly fish kind of laugh that smears you and stings you. leaves you poisoned until you're pissed on.

One of my favorite lyrics is a Jack Johnson song....

"And when the pretty girl laughs, oh man she laughs so loud."

 

[Killswitch1]

You go girl!

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An Iraqi woman has claimed that she had beheaded, cooked the heads and burned the bodies of Islamic State militant group (ISIS) fighters in revenge for its killing of her husband, her three brothers and her father. Wahida Mohamed, also known as Um Hanadi, leads a unit of tribal militiamen in the Shirqat area of Salahuddin province in northern Iraq, located 50 miles south of the ISIS-held city of Mosul, which Iraqi forces, backed by the U.S.-led coalition, are preparing to attack and liberate in October. You can see it on my Facebook page," she told CNN, which claimed it had seen photographs that supported her claims, with her holding a severed head as well as several heads in cooking pots. Mohamed, who refers to herself as a “housewife,” lists the motivation for such brutal killings of the ISIS members as their murder of her second husband, three brothers and her father, almost wiping out her entire family.

 

[Not Normal]

i feel like i always laugh just too loud. an off key. some jelly fish kind of laugh that smears you and stings you. leaves you poisoned until you're pissed on.

Never be afraid to laugh.

 

[BotanyBoy]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100260/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

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Just got the remastered in 1080

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!

Well that's fuckin' happening.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

There is little fun in keeping a thread on topic.

 

[hashtag45]

Maybe a long running aella thread might help keep some of the other threads more on topic? #blurts?

I love a good meandering thread, that pulls odd connections and triggers unusually connected thoughts : they are the best sort of thread I think. but when they all meander to the same place it feels less like 'all roads lead to Rome' and more like 'this is the road...to hell.'

Well, am I always the one who sets it up in that way?
Please have a look at Emerson or underguy's posts in that thread, and tell me if I am the one who initiated contact with either of them

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you a Blurt Bitch?

 

[Saint Peter]

And if you are, and we both know you are, try really hard to get the number 5000. You can be the Blurt OP.

Think of the havoc that would create!

 

[Saint Peter]

killswitch1.1

 

[hashtag45]

Are you a Blurt Bitch?

uh no, it's just that elle occasionally pisses me off with her passive-aggressive partiality, especially when it comes to the beloved Emerson.

 

[Saint Peter]

Give me a fucking break!

You are the Blurtiest of the Blurt Bitches.

 

[hashtag45]

Give me a fucking break!

You are the Blurtiest of the Blurt Bitches.

Well yes in a sense, in that -just like many others- I always read it. You guys often produce the juiciest gossip and best entertainment in the GB!

 

[Saint Peter]

A simple "yes" will do just fine. Sometimes it is not about denying you are a zebra. You are hanging out with a bunch of other zebras, doing zebra things. To announce to the other zebras that you are not a zebra is lame. You are doing zebra things. You are wearing the zebra pajamas.

Own. It.

 

[Fata Morgana]

There is little fun in keeping a thread on topic.

Afuckingmen.

 

[Saint Peter]

Afuckingmen.

Where have you been? I have not called you a cunt in ages.





Cunt.

 

[Saint Peter]

I hope it is the fucking window switch and not the motor.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Where have you been? I have not called you a cunt in ages.





Cunt.

I've been here you blind bastard.

 

[Saint Peter]

I've been here you blind bastard.

I must have had you on iggy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I must have had you on iggy.

Cunt.

 

[GrandpaBill]

There is little fun in keeping a thread on topic.

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