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No, not my behind (for a change). I've fallen behind on supporting JRP's continuing education Art Appreciation class. Sorry, my life got busy. It still is busy but a small group of tenacious and appreciative students got my Apollo cleaned up for display.
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Bollocks! Always a bloody American taking a selfie at the worst possible time!
Cheers
No, not my behind (for a change). I've fallen behind on supporting JRP's continuing education Art Appreciation class. Sorry, my life got busy. It still is busy but a small group of tenacious and appreciative students got my Apollo cleaned up for display.
![]()
Bollocks! Always a bloody American taking a selfie at the worst possible time!
Cheers
No, not my behind (for a change). I've fallen behind on supporting JRP's continuing education Art Appreciation class. Sorry, my life got busy. It still is busy but a small group of tenacious and appreciative students got my Apollo cleaned up for display.
Bollocks! Always a bloody American taking a selfie at the worst possible time!
Cheers
Here is my take on Poseidon of Melos.
Poseidon of Melos 1
Poseidon of Melos 2
And a sneak peek of Poseidon of Artemisium if anyone is interested in the others comment.
Poseidon of Artemisium 1
Poseidon of Artemisium 2
Here is my take on Poseidon of Melos.
Poseidon of Melos 1
Poseidon of Melos 2
And a sneak peek of Poseidon of Artemisium if anyone is interested in the others comment.
Poseidon of Artemisium 1
Poseidon of Artemisium 2
Well done CactusJack. You do catch up nicely.
Great work CactusJack!
No, not my behind (for a change). I've fallen behind on supporting JRP's continuing education Art Appreciation class. Sorry, my life got busy. It still is busy but a small group of tenacious and appreciative students got my Apollo cleaned up for display.
![]()
Bollocks! Always a bloody American taking a selfie at the worst possible time!
Cheers

Here is my take on Poseidon of Melos.
Poseidon of Melos 1
Poseidon of Melos 2
And a sneak peek of Poseidon of Artemisium if anyone is interested in the others comment.
Poseidon of Artemisium 1
Poseidon of Artemisium 2
Mmm, very nice, CactusJack. My favourite is the second Poseidon of Artemesium. Very nice muscle definition in the thigh. And that bum. No wonder HR kept his under wraps this week - he's got competition![]()
Here is my take on Poseidon of Melos.
Poseidon of Melos 1
Poseidon of Melos 2
And a sneak peek of Poseidon of Artemisium if anyone is interested in the others comment.
Poseidon of Artemisium 1
Poseidon of Artemisium 2
No, not my behind (for a change). I've fallen behind on supporting JRP's continuing education Art Appreciation class. Sorry, my life got busy. It still is busy but a small group of tenacious and appreciative students got my Apollo cleaned up for display.
![]()
Bollocks! Always a bloody American taking a selfie at the worst possible time!
Cheers
Here is my take on Poseidon of Melos.
Poseidon of Melos 1
Poseidon of Melos 2
And a sneak peek of Poseidon of Artemisium if anyone is interested in the others comment.
Poseidon of Artemisium 1
Poseidon of Artemisium 2
No, not my behind (for a change). I've fallen behind on supporting JRP's continuing education Art Appreciation class. Sorry, my life got busy. It still is busy but a small group of tenacious and appreciative students got my Apollo cleaned up for display.
![]()
Bollocks! Always a bloody American taking a selfie at the worst possible time!
Cheers
Here is my take on Poseidon of Melos.
Poseidon of Melos 1
Poseidon of Melos 2
And a sneak peek of Poseidon of Artemisium if anyone is interested in the others comment.
Poseidon of Artemisium 1
Poseidon of Artemisium 2
We like your take! Great, sexy pics! Love that sneak peek!Here is my take on Poseidon of Melos.
Poseidon of Melos 1
Poseidon of Melos 2
And a sneak peek of Poseidon of Artemisium if anyone is interested in the others comment.
Poseidon of Artemisium 1
Poseidon of Artemisium 2
Lol. clever shot.![]()

Well the students did a good job. About time too, sheesh.
Is that one of your students with the selfie? I don't recall a single American among the cleaning crew last night.
A new page again? Really?
It's good to be a college professor. 
Brilliant!![]()

Bravo, Rogue! Such clever camouflage...![]()
I blend in well with the ladies. I mean the ladies like to cover my shady goods. Oh I give! Can I interest you in a naked selfie Mara? I thought I would like posing for this one . . . I was wrong, but I got it done.
Very nice job, Cactus. The second Melos is particularly convincing. The beard certainly helps sell it, too. I just couldn't grow mine fast enough.![]()
Another two for one model--great to have your company.
Fantastic submissions into the living art gallery. Well done.![]()
We like your take! Great, sexy pics! Love that sneak peek!
Why did you not like posing for it? I thought it turned out fantastic. And I am really glad you kept it coloured.
Love it HR! I think the selfie girl is slipping a little more than herself into that shot. Now you owe us a Poseidon.![]()
At the worst possible time and in the worst possible position! I'll have to linger in the gallery until the crowd goes away and I can appreciate all of this wonderfully posed art.
and tell the guard "The pearl is in the river" and he'll let you in for a special "showing". But don't tell anyone else. Mum's the word. Dude!!! I thought we were keeping this on the down-low. I can't help it if I like to take selfies, especially with great pieces of ass.. Oh, I mean art!
I mean...ah...I've heard you're an exhibitionist.
*starts deleting pics and videos from phone*Glad you approved of my students' hard work. They slaved away throughout the night making sure to get each nook and cranny and some of them twice.
I love that you are always creative and think outside the box. I love that this photo does not focus on the statue but still draws the eye in. I was once told that art is subjective so thank you for subjecting us to your...eerrhhmm. ...art. Yeah. Art.
but I'm not always creative. Sometimes I feel I'm doing the same old in and out, stuck in a rut as everyone else. In the box, out of the box. In the box, out of the box. Know what I mean? But I do try to put my own little twist on things from time to time. Art is subjective. The artist creates something but has no control over the way other people will perceive it. I'm glad you had fun being subjugated...err subjected to my art.Here is my take on Poseidon of Melos.
Poseidon of Melos 1
Poseidon of Melos 2
And a sneak peek of Poseidon of Artemisium if anyone is interested in the others comment.
Poseidon of Artemisium 1
Poseidon of Artemisium 2
I thought I would like posing for this one . . . I was wrong, but I got it done.
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That's brilliant! And frustrating. If I just lean this way and.... Nope. She's still in the bloody way.
This, actually, was exactly my experience of the Louvre. Hardly anyone looking at the sculptures, loads of people turning their backs on it, taking a selfie and moving straight along. Even at yer actual Venus de Milo. Gah. Philistines
JRP - I think you should have a 'no selfies with the art' rule. Unless it's a private visit, of course...![]()
But you can just say Brill if you like. 
Great to hear from all the art fans here, but I'm jealous of your fan getting right up close and personal in the picture.
You mean there is someone else in the photo???? I didn't notice! I was too busy looking at you.
Let me check again.... Argghhhhh. ...every time I look your sexiness gets in the way. As the song goes...."I only Have eyes for You."
