Here's How Donald Trump Could Become President

[Porkwarrior]

*sigh* Ah, memories.

I turned 18 that year; it was my first time voting. I remember getting a piggyback ride from my boyfriend on the way back from from the polling station. I was lighter then, hehehe.

I voted for Perot, but before the primaries had been decided, I was for Jerry Brown (D- CA). Yes, I was for Governor Moon Unit... which is one of the reasons I so empathize with today's Bernie enthusiasts. But even back then, Clinton just screamed "cooties" to me, and his wife was... well, something was just off, and I knew she would be in power just as much as Bill if they got into the White House. They announced it, after all, by not-so-jokingly referring to themselves as a package deal.

Unlike most people my age, I knew who radical leftist Christopher Hitchens was. I'd known since I was 11, and I'd learned to respect his judgment. And in the Clintons, he smelled a rat. On voting day, I had no clue what his opinion of the Clintons was, but as the next few years unfolded, and his opinion became known, especially during the impeachment hearings, I heard him detail his initial discomfiture about Bill Clinton from the earliest days of the campaign, and it was so familiar.

I could go on and on, but to end on a superficial note... from then until this day, I have NO idea what in the HELL anyone is talking about when they describe Bill Clinton as good-looking, handsome, seductive, etc. If I were to spend more than ten seconds truly imagining an intimate physical encounter with him, I would have to swallow back vomit threatening to rise in my throat. Not an exaggeration.

Disgusted in Dystopia,
Ellie

Haa haa I got drunk with the Hitch in a Vancouver airport lounge once. Exactly the same in person as he is infront of a camera. Buttons undone, manly tuft for full display, an air of amused disdain. Lol
The only complaint I had about him is that his taste in Scotch never evolved past Johnnie Walker.

Absolutely a sharp mind, and even sharper wit. The world is less with him gone.

Bill is an empty suit that's still boinking bimbo's for his ego. Meh.

 

[toubab]

USC/LA Times poll

http://cesrusc.org/election/

Trump 46.2

Clinton 42.7

 

[xbb]

not ONE question to CoffinClinton about emails, pay for play, Libya etc etc

OF COURSE NOT!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Everyone already knows...

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/w05FSlT.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

http://i.imgur.com/CIyTmve.jpg

 

[xbb]

Muslim terrorists attacking US almost daily ....CoffinClinton wants MOAR

And they AXE about taxes n birtherism

Disgrace

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Anyone who doesn't already know wasn't watching the debates...

 

[RoryN]

Alt righties and the uneducated right fringe are losing their shit this morning.

It's like dumbass Armageddon. LOL

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Where?



I want to see this...

 

[Disgustipated]

Where?



I want to see this...

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=80750252&postcount=4783

 

[toubab]

USC/LA Times poll

http://cesrusc.org/election/

Trump 46.7

Clinton 42.6

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Her debate bounce should happen by tomorrow...


Right?

Saturday???

 

[IrezumiKiss]

!!!

Her debate bounce should happen by tomorrow...


Right?

Saturday???

RIGHT!!!


https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/39/4f/db/394fdb26aa37b3c61751cdb49c3d54c2.jpg

ahhm comin' 'round the mountain'
when she comes
when she comes
when she comes

whatever

*chuckle*

*chuckle to the chuckle*

*chuckle to the chuckle to the chuckle*

























kinda drunk right now but whutever *snark snark hipster neo insert political opinion non sequitur here*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

At least, at the end of the day, she'll always have a spokesperson job...

Help! I've fallen
and I can't get up!​

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

See???


No bounce there either!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

See???


No bounce there either!

BOUNCE!!!

THERE'S A BOUNCE!!! SEE!!!

http://www.lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/61772-Previous-Story-Rachel-Williams-Bouncing-For-Zoo-Gif.gif

I TOLD JYA THERE'S A BOUNCE AND I SHOWED YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOO!~!!

 

[Disgustipated]

Drumpf said according to the CBS poll, he won the debate. That's great, Donnie! Well, except for the fact that CBS didn't conduct a post-debate poll.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

:thud:


*cough* *cough*

~hack hack~​

 

[toubab]

Drumpf said according to the CBS poll, he won the debate. That's great, Donnie! Well, except for the fact that CBS didn't conduct a post-debate poll.

Trump is obviously referring to this CBSNewYork poll, which he won by something like 63,000 votes to 49,000 votes:

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/26/cbsnewyork-poll-who-won-the-first-presidential-debate/

I'd say Trump is more correct in saying he won a CBS poll than his critics are for saying there was no CBS poll.

 

[sr71plt]

I don't really need to compare the various polls. I watched the debate. I know who won, and it isn't the one who blamed something on a defective mic or that it's not fair to prepare for the debate or the moderator or that the right topics didn't come up or that it was nasty to parrot one's own words over time back at him.

 

[phrodeau]

Trump is obviously referring to this CBSNewYork poll, which he won by something like 63,000 votes to 49,000 votes:

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2016/09/26/cbsnewyork-poll-who-won-the-first-presidential-debate/

I'd say Trump is more correct in saying he won a CBS poll than his critics are for saying there was no CBS poll.

It depends on what the meaning of "CBS" is.

 

[xbb]

I don't really need to compare the various polls. I watched the debate. I know who won, and it isn't the one who blamed something on a defective mic or that it's not fair to prepare for the debate or the moderator or that the right topics didn't come up or that it was nasty to parrot one's own words over time back at him.

Stfu, Nigger

 

[Sean Renaud]

It depends on what the meaning of "CBS" is.

It's an easy enough mistake to have made.

 

[Wrong Element]

It's an easy enough mistake to have made.

Harder to explain is why someone would brag about the results of non-scientific polls as if they had any meaning, something Trump did all day Tuesday.

It was an interesting day for His Orangeness: simultaneously complaining about the debate being rigged against him, while at the same time announcing that "everyone agreed" he had won.