Arnold Palmer has passed away.

[Aquagal]

I'm going to make my husband wear head-to-toe argyle when he fucks me tonight. In honor of Mr. Palmer.

A hole-in-one.

 

[Disgustipated]

A hole-in-one.

I like a Par 3 kind of girl.

 

[Misshotndeep]

A hole-in-one.

Maybe two if she is really feeling it. lol

 

[Que]

1)You are so many it is hard to tell your atls from other folks.
2)My grammar fun is normally only pointed out by those looking to discredit me or somehow make me feel bad to exalt themselves. Buzz! Wrong course of action with me. I would have to care for that to work. I never get upset about anything said online anymore. Waste of time and energy.
3) I have no need to fit in anywhere. I don't fit in anywhere. Now while I admit to wanting to once up on a time, I have over there years of my life discovered that most people I come into contact with have major character flaws that I would not want to emulate. Such as your need to belittle others to feel like a big man.
4)( Because I am naughty) shall we discuss your divorce, child support or other things?

5) (And most importantly). Who give two fucks what you say? Seriously, who!?! I have been here for many years and from watching you fight with other and spout your nonsense I have to say you come across as spoiled child pouting and stomping your feet.

Any other comments?
Please feel free to leave them in the suggestion box where they will be promptly ignored.

Ah, I see you get all of your "information" from RobDwnSouth. The minster of truth and of totes no alts ever. Honest.

I am supposed to be wounded or threatened that you, who I've never spoken to in any depth, wants to discuss my divorce of years ago? A subjects that you have no way of knowing anything about other than a few random barbs that Rob has made up and thrown out there? People that knew us in what passes for real life and here on Literotica, and in our joint and separate writings about it when we were married admired our marriage. People that know us post-divorce admire the way in which we conduct ourselves especially the priority we place on our children"s happiness.

I am proud of how well I married, and for the the respectful manner that I conduct myself towards the mother of my children. It's ironic that you would choose today of all days a random stranger that I barely know to attack me in that way. I'm just coming back from the lovely wedding of our oldest daughter with family and friends from places flung throughout the globe that was not the least bit marred by the fact that we are divorced. She chose well, married well, and seems well on her way to a happy, fulfilling life. Which is what any loving parent wants for their child.

I used to talk quite openly about the joy my marriage was, the challenges encountered, lessons learned in hopes others might find any of it useful, even if only as a cautionary example. I also used to be much more open about my children and the joy they are to me, but found that casting pearls before swine to be unfulllfilling, especially with the likes of your "informant" using every joy as fodder for sophmoric attacks over the internet against a pseudonym. Why feed it?

Do you always listen to and repeat gossip in your real life? Why do it online?

I admit from time to time I wonder about you and where it is you're coming from and what sort of enjoyment you get out of this place. Every once in awhile you wander into the general board, pick some random meaningless fight, throw your weight around and then flounce off after declaring victory. You are always careful to mention how little you are affected by insults on the internet, but seem to adjudge your barbs as stinging. I'm not sure why that's fun, but go ahead and enjoy.

If someone who actually knew me knew, my history, and the history of my marriage and divorce made the sort of characterizations that you are hinting at, I would be actually chagrinned, but since you know nothing about it and people that do know something about it don't share your opinion it's kind of a hollow insult.

Take care and continue to enjoy that wonderfully fullfilling life, unsullied by internet drama tgat you frequently allude to. Your joy harms me not at all. Joy in this world is not a zero sum game. There is plenty available for all who seek it.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Joy in this world is not a zero sum game. There is plenty available for all who seek it.

Of all the fluff you said this is all that I like. Joy is a wonderful thing! Spread the joy and love!!!

 

[Que]

Of all the fluff you said this is all that I like. Joy is a wonderful thing! Spread the joy and love!!!

I'm glad you enjoyed that portion. Advice, criticism, invective and praise is all optional as to what you do with it. Any of those things should be aceppted if it helps, rejected out of hand if it doesn't.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I'm glad you enjoyed that portion. Advice, criticism, invective and praise is all optional as to what you do with it. Any of those things should be aceppted if it helps, rejected out of hand if it doesn't.

I know I am bored if I am talking to you of all people.... Gesh. Maybe I should take up knitting?

 

[Que]

I know I am bored if I am talking to you of all people.... Gesh. Maybe I should take up knitting?

Well despite what you may have heard, I am not "all people."

 

[Misshotndeep]

Well despite what you may have heard, I am not "all people."

No, just a lot of them. Enough that a has become a running joke.

 

[hashtag45]

Your irony is misplaced, Misshotndeep.

This isn't a typical RoryN obituary thread - how many such threads did he start? 20, I believe.
Such indiscriminate obituary habits do look ridiculous to me too. Sorry Rory.

But not when people do it in a selective manner and feel the need to share their genuine feelings or interests in something. Like in this case, and I personally try to respect that.

 

[Wings]

You two are pathetic.


And I don't mean hash.

 

[hashtag45]

You two are pathetic.


And I don't mean hash.

thanks.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Your irony is misplaced, Misshotndeep.

This isn't a typical RoryN obituary thread - how many such threads did he start? 20, I believe.
Such indiscriminate obituary habits do look ridiculous to me too. Sorry Rory.

But not when people do it in a selective manner and feel the need to share their genuine feelings or interests in something. Like in this case, and I personally try to respect that.

I was wondering when you would show up? This is about the time they let the loonies out for a break. I think your are the even worse than Q. (I have heard you might even been one of his alts. Then again I have been accused of being one of his alts too. The shit is hilarious!). In the way that no one respects you and you are a total joke.
As I said. I asked the question because there are so many of these damn threads. Are there a lot more important thing and people to pay tribute to. Pay attention to in general? And why the focus on the morbid? Talk about some something uplifting for a damn change.

 

[RoryN]

I get flamed for creating obit threads, while the flamers turn obit threads into threads about themselves.

Too good.

RIP, Arnold.

https://media.giphy.com/media/E3xXqq617AaFW/giphy.gif

 

[eyerami]

Make him yell "FOUR" when he is about to cum to.

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/laughing/roflmao.gif

It's pledge week in the Playground Blurt Bitch Thread, right?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/My_new_obsession_the_arnold_palmer!!!_(5184944881).jpg

Here, here.

 

[blazin24]

Rest in peace, Arnie. You are forever a legend in golf and in life.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Good bye, Mr. Palmer.
The USA was roomier place,
when you started to be broadcasted.
Plenty of people enjoyed golf.

I suppose that you helped golf to become more popular.

I remember your serious face, and your happy face.
You took part in the world, with good humor.
You shared your talent and abilities, and yourself.

I was wide eyed in wonderment, when I was a tiny child.
Your conscientious efforts lasted well on into your life,
and I am sure you brought wonderment
into other children's eyes, late in your life.

 

[Hypoxia]

Golfing has never interested me. Playing golf has never attracted me. Watching people play golf is not quite as entertaining as raking-up dogshit in my yard. I understand quite well the social dynamics of amateur golf, of the bonding and business and bribery and bonhomie. I have known golfers. I live near a course -- shit, I nearly bought it. (100+ acres for US$350k was tempting.) But golf is a game for other people to play and watch and obsess over. I prefer tiddlywinks.

Will the next great tiddlywinks player get a NY Times obit?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

What a terrible day.

Legend Arnold Palmer dies.

Young star and baseball would-be future legend José Fernandez dies.

Vin Scully calls his last game at home for the Dodgers.

And the worst of all, Misshotndeep just keeps on going.

 

[Que]

What a terrible day.

Legend Arnold Palmer dies.

Young star and baseball would-be future legend José Fernandez dies.

Vin Scully calls his last game at home for the Dodgers.

And the worst of all, Misshotndeep just keeps on going.

Posts like this is why I refer to you as my most popular alt. . .

 

[Adre]

The man had style to burn

 

[Adjudicator]

Used to love watching him play, one of the greats. RIP.

 

[Disgustipated]

Arnold Palmer's ashes were spread in Latrobe today, and then this appeared. (via gerrydulac/Twitter)

http://i.imgur.com/uqXLCBL.jpg