Litiquette V

Enjoying your Literotica porn? Which are you more willing to do?

  • Enjoy whatever is posted

    Votes: 193 60.9%
  • Try to find the most erotic images you can find and share them

    Votes: 34 10.7%
  • Post porn as a way to entice more PMs

    Votes: 10 3.2%
  • Post porn as shock value

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Use the porn you see here to masturbate to

    Votes: 78 24.6%

  • Total voters
    317
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Addendum to my earlier contribution:

I could be a sucker for:

RP English accent, adult male... (swoon)
Pour that into a fine suit and you have my undivided attention, eyes and ears fully focused.
 
Sometimes things are better as an idea. 5am flights, 6am workouts, that dessert after a huge meal, your plan to fuck the neighbor....

What was your most recent thing that was far better in your mind than it turned out to be in actuality?
 
What was your most recent thing that was far better in your mind than it turned out to be in actuality?

Cutting down a tree. This puny little poplar tree was impeding the growth on one side of my Japanese Maple tree, and I wanted it to not do that anymore. So, as I stood there looking at it, I had the idea, "I can get the chainsaw and cut it down right quick. No biggie."

Four hours later and more mess to clean up than I'd ever imagined...oh, and a rail to repair on my deck ('cause size matters when a tree is involved), I realized that my idea would have been MUCH better off left in my mind. Or passed over to a tree removal specialist. :rolleyes:
 
Sometimes things are better as an idea. 5am flights, 6am workouts, that dessert after a huge meal, your plan to fuck the neighbor....

What was your most recent thing that was far better in your mind than it turned out to be in actuality?
I haven't had red meat in... forever. It didn't start out as a conscious choice, just something that I didn't eat and over time realized that I didn't miss it.

For the last few days, I have been craving a hamburger. A really good mushroom & swiss hamburger, to be exact. Finally had one today and... eh.
 
Sleeping in, no one can deny its value as a guilty pleasure. Being taken by a person you covet would definitely be a filthy pleasure. Morning coffee on the porch as you look out upon the mountains is an innocent pleasure.

Guilty, filthy, or innocent, what say you?
 
Guilty, filthy, then innocent. In that order. :rose:

Oh, you wanted us to choose??? Can't. Sorry.
 
Sleeping in, no one can deny its value as a guilty pleasure. Being taken by a person you covet would definitely be a filthy pleasure. Morning coffee on the porch as you look out upon the mountains is an innocent pleasure.

Guilty, filthy, or innocent, what say you?

In terms of Lit:

Sending naughty messages by PM is a guilty pleasure. Phone or Skype would be a filthy pleasure. Flirting on the boards is innocent fun. ;)
 
Guilty pleasure would be ordering Chinese takeout-- gobs and gobs of it to sample on.
Filthy pleasure, I have so many. Today, how about being a bad student and having to visit the professor in his office after class.
Innocent pleasure would be three hours at a spa.
 
Guilty pleasure would be ordering Chinese takeout-- gobs and gobs of it to sample on.
Filthy pleasure, I have so many. Today, how about being a bad student and having to visit the professor in his office after class.
Innocent pleasure would be three hours at a spa.

Ahem....you looking for a professor? :D

Hmm...Guilty pleasure....chocolate cupcakes.
Filthy pleasure-smearing chocolate icing over a willing partner's breasts and cleaning them with an eager tongue.

Innocent- baking said cupcakes with said willing partner.
 
Sleeping in, no one can deny its value as a guilty pleasure. Being taken by a person you covet would definitely be a filthy pleasure. Morning coffee on the porch as you look out upon the mountains is an innocent pleasure.

Guilty, filthy, or innocent, what say you?

Guilty pleasure - my love of certain reality television shows
Filthy pleasure - my unrealized desire to watch my man suck another man's cock
Innocent pleasure - sitting by a campfire with my sister, sharing a blunt and looking for shooting stars
 
Yesterday was about pleasures, today, evils. What are the necessary evils in your daily life, that if you could, you'd remove in a heartbeat.
 
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Yesterday was about pleasures, today, evils. What are the necessary evils in your daily life, that if you could, you'd remove in a heartbeat.

Hmmm, I guess I have learned to enjoy the necessary evils (regular exercise, house-cleaning, laundry). I could remove a few of them - hire a maid service, use a laundry service - but I am not sure that isn't just trading one necessary evil for another.
 
Yesterday was about pleasures, today, evils. What are the necessary evils in your daily life, that if you could, you'd remove in a heartbeat.
Cooking. I'd love to have a personal chef to deal with the day-to-day cooking and it's associated chores (grocery shopping, dishes, etc.).

I would still cook sometimes - when I want to, not when I have to.
 
Cooking. I'd love to have a personal chef to deal with the day-to-day cooking and it's associated chores (grocery shopping, dishes, etc.).

I would still cook sometimes - when I want to, not when I have to.

I think that is the key to our necessary evils - they would be a lot more tolerable if we could do them when we wanted to do them and otherwise, someone else would handle them.
 
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