Red Lobster and Boxers to Bed

[sbrooks103x]

Just a couple of silly little things that I see occasionally in stories that piqued my interest -

Red Lobster - Maybe it's my New England bias, where fresh sea food is considered a birthright, but I'm always puzzled when a story refers to going to Red Lobster like it's a big deal. Red Lobster tried years ago to establish itself here and failed, it was so mediocre!

Boxers to Bed - Okay, I'm a Tighty Whitey guy and I don't wear undies to bed. so maybe I'm out of touch here, but I'll occasionally see a story where the guy puts on clean boxers for sleepwear. Why doesn't he just strip down to his boxers and sleep in the same boxers he was wearing? Doesn't he have enough laundry to do?

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Just a couple of silly little things that I see occasionally in stories that piqued my interest -

Red Lobster - Maybe it's my New England bias, where fresh sea food is considered a birthright, but I'm always puzzled when a story refers to going to Red Lobster like it's a big deal. Red Lobster tried years ago to establish itself here and failed, it was so mediocre!

Boxers to Bed - Okay, I'm a Tighty Whitey guy and I don't wear undies to bed. so maybe I'm out of touch here, but I'll occasionally see a story where the guy puts on clean boxers for sleepwear. Why doesn't he just strip down to his boxers and sleep in the same boxers he was wearing? Doesn't he have enough laundry to do?

Our writers have small funds of experience.

I got food poisoning both times I ate at RED LOBSTER. Its crap in a pretty wrapper.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

"When he f*cks me good I take his ass to Red Lobster." - Beyonce

I don't get it either. The one time I are there it was a huge liquid salt bomb. Never again.

Just a couple of silly little things that I see occasionally in stories that piqued my interest -

Red Lobster - Maybe it's my New England bias, where fresh sea food is considered a birthright, but I'm always puzzled when a story refers to going to Red Lobster like it's a big deal. Red Lobster tried years ago to establish itself here and failed, it was so mediocre!

Boxers to Bed - Okay, I'm a Tighty Whitey guy and I don't wear undies to bed. so maybe I'm out of touch here, but I'll occasionally see a story where the guy puts on clean boxers for sleepwear. Why doesn't he just strip down to his boxers and sleep in the same boxers he was wearing? Doesn't he have enough laundry to do?

 

[FantasyXY]

"When he f*cks me good I take his ass to Red Lobster." - Beyonce

I don't get it either. The one time I are there it was a huge liquid salt bomb. Never again.

Yeah, I'm betting that Red Lobster's salt bill is their single biggest operating cost.

I think I'll just wear my lobster print boxers to bed.

 

[sr71plt]

Boxers to Bed - Okay, I'm a Tighty Whitey guy and I don't wear undies to bed. so maybe I'm out of touch here, but I'll occasionally see a story where the guy puts on clean boxers for sleepwear. Why doesn't he just strip down to his boxers and sleep in the same boxers he was wearing? Doesn't he have enough laundry to do?

Maybe he doesn't sleep alone and is considerate.

 

[sbrooks103x]

Maybe he doesn't sleep alone and is considerate.

How is wearing the same boxers he wore inconsiderate? My wife wears the same panties to bed and I don't find it inconsiderate (except that I don't want her wearing anything, LOL!)

 

[sr71plt]

How is wearing the same boxers he wore inconsiderate? My wife wears the same panties to bed and I don't find it inconsiderate (except that I don't want her wearing anything, LOL!)

This is a subject best discussed just between you and your wife. Perhaps you haven't had the "same boxers" discussion with her before. Perhaps you haven't noticed that she's been pouting for three years.

 

[TxRad]

Or you could wear just your boxers to Red Lobster.

 

[Hypoxia]

Or you could wear just your boxers to Red Lobster.

I thought he was wearing boxers when he took a lobster to bed. Maybe an out-take from ANNIE HALL where Annie is left in the kitchen while the mollusc is fucked off-camera.

 

[sbrooks103x]

This is a subject best discussed just between you and your wife. Perhaps you haven't had the "same boxers" discussion with her before. Perhaps you haven't noticed that she's been pouting for three years.

That would be a difficult discussion since I a) don't wear boxers to begin with, and b) I don't wear anything to bed.

So it looks like you're going to have to explain your comment to me.

 

[sr71plt]

That would be a difficult discussion since I a) don't wear boxers to begin with, and b) I don't wear anything to bed.

So it looks like you're going to have to explain your comment to me.

Hmm, so maybe that wasn't you your wife was sleeping with.

(I don't have to explain anything to you. This is your inane thread, not mine.)

 

[sbrooks103x]

Hmm, so maybe that wasn't you your wife was sleeping with.

(I don't have to explain anything to you. This is your inane thread, not mine.)

First of all, I stated from the beginning that this was silly, but YOU'RE the one who made a statement about consideration having something to do with putting clean boxers on to go to bed, then when I politely asked for an explanation you chose to make insulting references to my wife's relationship to me, which I can assure you is fine.

If you find this thread so inane, I would suggest that you simply go elsewhere.

 

[sr71plt]

First of all, I stated from the beginning that this was silly, but YOU'RE the one who made a statement about consideration having something to do with putting clean boxers on to go to bed, then when I politely asked for an explanation you chose to make insulting references to my wife's relationship to me, which I can assure you is fine.

If you find this thread so inane, I would suggest that you simply go elsewhere.

You don't tolerate silly on a thread you designate as silly? That seems to be your problem, not mine.

 

[TxRad]

Anyone seen that friggin lobster? I'm barefooted.

 

[sbrooks103x]

You don't tolerate silly on a thread you designate as silly? That seems to be your problem, not mine.

<sigh> I have no problem with silly. But YOU made a statement that I honestly didn't understand, and instead of explaining your point you decided to poke fun at my marriage.

Now, maybe you INTENDED them to be "silly", but in the context of the discussion they didn't come across that way.

I apologize if I didn't get the joke, and if the joke goes back to the original reply so be it.

 

[sr71plt]

<sigh> I have no problem with silly. But YOU made a statement that I honestly didn't understand, and instead of explaining your point you decided to poke fun at my marriage.

Now, maybe you INTENDED them to be "silly", but in the context of the discussion they didn't come across that way.

I apologize if I didn't get the joke, and if the joke goes back to the original reply so be it.

Silly doesn't need to have a point. That's sort of the point with silly.

 

[Selq]

Anyone seen that friggin lobster? I'm barefooted.

It's under the second table on the right and looking for toes. Hehehe

 

[Hypoxia]

It's under the second table on the right and looking for toes.

If you get a toegasm, you'll know why. Love those nibbles...

SURF-N-TURF make make a good multiple-bestiality title, hey?

 

[Gwanji16]

Great movie, The Lobster! I highly recommend, whether you wear boxers or not.

 

[OliviaM]

I think the Red Lobster thing is part marketing. They hype themselves as a "special occasion" restaurant, which is why I guess they overcharge for their frozen dinner aisle food. There are a lot of people who just haven't experienced good, privately owned restaurants or are too afraid to try them. For them, RL is the height of dining. No judgement. They just don't know. (The idea that Beyonce eats there is hilarious. She's wealthy enough to have multiple private chefs.)

My favorite trivia about lobster is that it used to be poor people food.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

If it's not Red Lobster, it's gotta be Joe's Crab Shack.

 

[Haulover]

People wear stuff to bed?

Why?!?

 

[Hypoxia]

People wear stuff to bed?

Why?!?

To keep from dripping on the sheets...

 

[Carnal_Flower]

http://fortune.com/2016/02/12/beyonce-red-lobster/

She's got hot sauce in her bag

 

[GoldenCojones]

Where I live Red Lobster IS the best seafood in about 100 miles. Of course it's also the ONLY seafood in about 100 miles.

I love flying down to Houston to get real seafood. But it's WAY to far to drive and even cattle car airlines (Southwest) is pretty expensive to fly just to go to a decent restaurant.