Litiquette V

[SMNaughtywife]

Le Football

http://www.cdtl.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/football-sexy.jpg

 

[Amalgamation]

Le Football

http://www.cdtl.fr/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/football-sexy.jpg

Is that German for rugby??

 

[Corbal]

Odd fact; porn/nude models posing as female athletes makes me want to punch a bitch.

 

[default24]

I think this is a better direction for the thread.

USA! USA! USA!

 

[SlyderInside]

Odd fact; porn/nude models posing as female athletes makes me want to punch a bitch.

Are you suggesting that you, being an athlete and all, should pose as a porn/nude model? Cause I think that's win/win.

 

[Corbal]

Are you suggesting that you, being an athlete and all, should pose as a porn/nude model? Cause I think that's win/win.

No. I'm implying that athletic women have much nicer bodies than the carbless bitches with big tits. I like carbs. Alot.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

No. I'm implying that athletic women have much nicer bodies than the carbless bitches with big tits. I like carbs. Alot.

Agree, just givin the whinny boys something to drool over.
Slides you over a homemade chocolate cupcake with chocolate ganache. Still warm.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No. I'm implying that athletic women have much nicer bodies than the carbless bitches with big tits. I like carbs. Alot.

You're just jealous of their vaginas.

Also, I loved their big tits.

 

[ChainedUp]

Damn. And here I was thinking this place was suffering from lack of interest. Apparently all it takes is some porn by the ladies and the place explodes....pun intended.

Now, let it go or start issuing citations?

 

[Corbal]

Agree, just givin the whinny boys something to drool over.
Slides you over a homemade chocolate cupcake with chocolate ganache. Still warm.

I'm drooling now. Haha.

You're just jealous of their vaginas.

Also, I loved their big tits.

You would.

It's not every day, year, or even lifetime that you get to see them, I'm sure.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It's not every day, year, or even lifetime that you get to see them, I'm sure.

Yeah. You and I suffer from the same issue.

 

[Corbal]

Yeah. You and I suffer from the same issue.

Love to suck cocks...yeah, I totally understand.

 

[Trekka]

Love to suck cocks...yeah, I totally understand.

*chocolate milk through the nose!

 

[SlyderInside]

*chocolate milk through the nose!

That's neither the substance nor the location that she's talking about.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Damn. And here I was thinking this place was suffering from lack of interest. Apparently all it takes is some porn by the ladies and the place explodes....pun intended.

Now, let it go or start issuing citations?

Rubs your shoulders, loosens you up a bit. Points over and says "huge tits!" and then slips that citation book right out from under your nose.
So so easy.

 

[Trekka]

That's neither the substance nor the location that she's talking about.

*holds up her blonde card again*

 

[SlyderInside]

*holds up her blonde card again*

*laughs, nicking your chocolate milk and having a sip while you're not looking.

 

[ChainedUp]

Rubs your shoulders, loosens you up a bit. Points over and says "huge tits!" and then slips that citation book right out from under your nose.
So so easy.

You say "huge tits" and I turn and look at you. Hell take the citation book, seems like a fair trade to me.

 

[Trekka]

*laughs, nicking your chocolate milk and having a sip while you're not looking.

You say "huge tits" and I turn and look at you. Hell take the citation book, seems like a fair trade to me.

i would like to file a complaint with SMN, as she's lording over the citation book: Mr. Slyder took my milk!!

 

[just4friends]

I am conflicted.. Real women in uniforms
Is preferred to models pretending...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

You say "huge tits" and I turn and look at you. Hell take the citation book, seems like a fair trade to me.

i would like to file a complaint with SMN, as she's lording over the citation book: Mr. Slyder took my milk!!

Slyder, you littke thief. Slaps your ass, behave or prepare for the wrath of gay American Hand-ball porn.

 

[ChainedUp]

Slyder, you littke thief. Slaps your ass, behave or prepare for the wrath of gay American Hand-ball porn.

Keep the milk Slyder, I want to see this. Lol

 

[SlyderInside]

Slyder, you littke thief. Slaps your ass, behave or prepare for the wrath of gay American Hand-ball porn.

Keep the milk Slyder, I want to see this. Lol

So conflicted.... For so many different reasons... Ass-slapping... Balls and Hands...

So you're saying if I give Trekka her milk back, she hands my balls....?

 

[Suz_anne]

Hot footballer, Alex Morgan

http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/swimsuit/2012/VvwdbekZjVIeYUgGVoGHE.jpg

 

[ChainedUp]

http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/swimsuit/2012/VvwdbekZjVIeYUgGVoGHE.jpg

If only she was taller and a bit bigger on top. But that smile, hot damn!