The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

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i am? that's wonderful :D

Tennessee's a beautiful state: the parts I'm familiar with, anyway. I haven't been in a very long time, but will remedy that next weekend. :)


By northern standards, anything south of the Mason Dixon line is south.

Yes, it is, but there's south, and there's deep south. And some in the south don't consider us northern southerners as southerners at all.
 
Tennessee's a beautiful state: the parts I'm familiar with, anyway. I haven't been in a very long time, but will remedy that next weekend. :)




Yes, it is, but there's south, and there's deep south. And some in the south don't consider us northern southerners as southerners at all.

Hmmm. You must be VA or MD. ;)
 
Haven't been on the twat for ages. Will message him there. If I can remember my password. Hope all is well with you, butter cup.

All good moving forward here, shnookems. Hope you're doing well, too. Damn, we haven't rapped since RoadHead. He still around?
 
¿Que pasa?

Life is good here in Anchorage, other than the current storm we're weathering. It's a blustery day.

My furnace is busted! Hoping it will be fixed his week because the rain will return soon enough. My gutters are clogged and my garage door is broke. I fucking love being a homeowner. Heh.
 
All good moving forward here, shnookems. Hope you're doing well, too. Damn, we haven't rapped since RoadHead. He still around?

Yes! He is hanging with my brothers today watching the Seahawks. Ummm, they see him more than they see me. They also like him better. Ha. All is well with us other than everyone asking us when we are getting married. NEVER GOD DAMMIT.
 
Yes! He is hanging with my brothers today watching the Seahawks. Ummm, they see him more than they see me. They also like him better. Ha. All is well with us other than everyone asking us when we are getting married. NEVER GOD DAMMIT.

Nice! NEVER GOD DAMNIT is the next time I'll get married. We should see if they can get us a two-fer.
 
My furnace is busted! Hoping it will be fixed his week because the rain will return soon enough. My gutters are clogged and my garage door is broke. I fucking love being a homeowner. Heh.

:)

Sorry to read about the house issues.

I just got done with a fucking bathroom remodel. I currently have a zone actuator out on the heat system but one is on order and should be in and installed, tomorrow. (that will take 5 minutes) My garage doors work only because I replaced them in 2012 because the wind had them bowed and bent. The wind blows my gutters clear!

I have a contractor poised to start on a new shop addition to the garage in a few days.
 
Unlike some of my previous posts, this one isn't done with the intent of trolling the Blurt Thread.

Re the new poster called GrandpaBill:

Whoever is behind that alt/ or real username doesn't concern me. In saying that:
Initially I thought that he was just a benign, even if a bit pervy poster. Nothing wrong with that on an erotic board.
But after seeing his attitude in the paedophilic thread, I'm starting to have a weird vibe about him:

He posted some flippant, "joking" gifs in that thread. I thought that was inappropriate, given the thread's dubious nature.
Which prompted me to look at his posting history, and this includes some weird posts:


--- a cartoon of an older man stroking a younger woman, who's saying "I'm willing to wait too. She turns eighteen next week."
--- two porn gifs with the following comments :
" Stepsister says to new brother, "I agreed that we should get to know each other better, but I didn't think it would be this extreme!"
"Father says, "This is what you get for coming in late last night."Daughter replies, "I'm sorry Daddy, it won't happen again!'
--- "Brandy says to lesbian teen: fondle my boobs… "
and a few other weird posts


I'm done with my rant and I'll delete this post tonight so Nevermind
 
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Sinny face. My weekend is complete.

SKB!!! How ya doing, you crazy sexy fucker?

:)

Sorry to read about the house issues.

I just got done with a fucking bathroom remodel. I currently have a zone actuator out on the heat system but one is on order and should be in and installed, tomorrow. (that will take 5 minutes) My garage doors work only because I replaced them in 2012 because the wind had them bowed and bent. The wind blows my gutters clear!

I have a contractor poised to start on a new shop addition to the garage in a few days.

I need me a quality contractor or just a decent handyman!

Roadhead fixes lots of little stuff but I won't let him do the stuff that will take up the entire day when he only has one day off a week. My solution is to hire someone to do all the crap we don't want to, but how do I find that guy?
 
SKB!!! How ya doing, you crazy sexy fucker?



I need me a quality contractor or just a decent handyman!

Roadhead fixes lots of little stuff but I won't let him do the stuff that will take up the entire day when he only has one day off a week. My solution is to hire someone to do all the crap we don't want to, but how do I find that guy?

That guy is hard to find. But when you do, he's golden. I'm subscribed to the Nextdoor group here and they have some good recommendations. The contractor guy that will do my work is a local guy I've known for 40 years.
 
SKB!!! How ya doing, you crazy sexy fucker?



I need me a quality contractor or just a decent handyman!

Roadhead fixes lots of little stuff but I won't let him do the stuff that will take up the entire day when he only has one day off a week. My solution is to hire someone to do all the crap we don't want to, but how do I find that guy?

Football is back. I cant complain.



Actually i can complain. My chargers shat the bed.





Again.:rolleyes:
 
That guy is hard to find. But when you do, he's golden. I'm subscribed to the Nextdoor group here and they have some good recommendations. The contractor guy that will do my work is a local guy I've known for 40 years.

Ding. I will check that out. Thx.
 
I want a lifesize ice sculpture of Jesus. I'd dry hump him all summer long. :heart:

Nope. He'd stay icy for me. It'd be a kind of frosty stigmata and no one will be able to explain it.
You are the funniest person here. I'm laughing my ass off here.
Mayonnaise.

How do you pronounce it?

May-Oh-Naze?

May-Ah-Naze?

May-Naze?

Who cares, I use Miracle Whip?
Ma-naize

and Miracle Whip in a sandwich is sacrilage!
Sending a :kiss: to flat5 today.

Ah. He visits the Twat sometimes. This is always a rough day for him.
Was he a 1st responder, or something?
Yes! He is hanging with my brothers today watching the Seahawks. Ummm, they see him more than they see me. They also like him better. Ha. All is well with us other than everyone asking us when we are getting married. NEVER GOD DAMMIT.

Nice! NEVER GOD DAMNIT is the next time I'll get married. We should see if they can get us a two-fer.

I'm with you both. I don't need the paper, I got the girl.
 
What is really going on with Hilary. That's no pneumonia.

It could be. Bad pneumonia takes months to get over and that is by taking it easy. Running for president is not taking it easy by any stretch of the imagination.
 
I'm glad most of the pain went away (this has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING sexual). Hope it stays away.
 
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