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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves
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I wish I were dead.
Listen to Nurse Jennifer and stuff your cunt with ice cubes. And praise Jesus.
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nah, it's the kind of heat... by the seaside, no problem. stuck in the urban environment, and with british humidity, it's disgusting. loads of brits abroad enjoy temperatures way in excess of those they could tolerate at home.
we're not deep south in TN, and a lot of H's weather's similar to that we get here - reasonable with some scorchers and some arse-freezers, but pretty moderate.
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I want a lifesize ice sculpture of Jesus. I'd dry hump him all summer long.
you'd melt him then dry-humping would be a misnomer
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Ah, ok. You are moving to one of the most gorgeous states in this country.
I thought your were moving to Mississippi for some reason.
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I want a lifesize ice sculpture of Jesus. I'd dry hump him all summer long.
I am going to send you a cubic meter of dry ice before next spring.
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Nope. He'd stay icy for me. It'd be a kind of frosty stigmata and no one will be able to explain it.
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May-O-Naze. Dyno-mite!
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Aïloi.
I just say mayo.
You fancy!
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I agree. There is a not-so-bright neighbor up the road who is adamant the 'on' is silent. He informed me I was mispronouncing it, and it is May-Naze.
This clown also pronounces suffocate as suffer-cate.
He has no discernible accent whatsoever.
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not like the evergladesha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(though there are an awful lot of beards)
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Aïloi.
I just say mayo.
Have you tried sriracha aioli yet? My wife made some a little while ago, as a dipping sauce, and it was very, VERY tasty. Dead easy to make too.
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Try to stay humble.
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Well, I'm not much further south than TN and we just had 65 straight days over 90F.
The double dots place me up on a pedestal I do not deserve.
No! But I will soon.
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I agree. There is a not-so-bright neighbor up the road who is adamant the 'on' is silent. He informed me I was mispronouncing it, and it is May-Naze.
This clown also pronounces suffocate as suffer-cate.
He has no discernible accent whatsoever.
Ugh. He probably says, "I could care less." A huge pet peeve of mine.
ETA: just say I have no fucks to give. It's so much easier.
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