The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[HarryHill]

I do so enjoy an English muffin, and that is not a euphenism, pervs!

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Me too, hot, buttered, slicky with jam

 

[butters]

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Me too, hot, buttered, slicky with jam

*says nothin', tries to keep a straight face*

fails

 

[lovetoread]

TMI

 

[Saint Peter]

You fuckers are disgusting.

 

[phantom4533]

It surely must be an omen.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Trick question! We're all pervs deep inside. No, a little deeper. Now harder.

This gives my something to ponder in my bath, jus too long as certain pisters don't creep in.

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Me too, hot, buttered, slicky with jam

I know what someone is getting in their Christmas stocking. Congrats you two!

 

[Aglaopheme]

You fuckers are disgusting.

Okay. More muffinning for the rest of us!

 

[Bookishleigh]

My POS truck is dead, again.
I need a mechanic and a wife.

I volunteer to be the wife - loving the new av.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Getting floors done would be a quick easy "I'm totally not a lazy piece of shit" feel good accomplishment for the day.

Cuz more yard work just ain't happening today...

 

[neci]

everything crossed, i'll make it stateside by the first week of december

Yay!!!!

 

[Emerson40]

Warm Belgian waffles with dark maple syrup, breakfast sausage, juicy peaches (from the farmers market. Today is a wonderful day to go to the farmers market if you haven't) and cream, and a big, hot mug of rich Costa Rican.

Awesome start to an awesome day!

 

[yossi]

This gives my something to ponder in my bath, jus too long as certain pisters don't creep in.

Don't splash water over the sides!

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[spacekowboy]

I do so enjoy an English muffin, and that is not a euphenism, pervs!

Hot, butteted Fata is pretty fantastic first thing in the am.

 

[Wings]

Moving had taught me many things but mainly that I have way too many stockings and tights to be considered sane. Also, I wish I knew how people kept their stockings together. I fold them together and put them in the drawer and something happens, stocking trolls perhaps, but they come out in a jumble.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Not Normal]

My POS truck is dead, again.
I need a mechanic and a wife.

YOu should streamline this and get a wife who is a mechanic.

This gives my something to ponder in my bath, jus too long as certain pisters don't creep in.

I think there could be a line...

Warm Belgian waffles with dark maple syrup, breakfast sausage, juicy peaches (from the farmers market. Today is a wonderful day to go to the farmers market if you haven't) and cream, and a big, hot mug of rich Costa Rican.

Awesome start to an awesome day!

I'm not a coffee drinker, but the rest of that sounds fantastic to me. YUM.

Moving had taught me many things but mainly that I have way too many stockings and tights to be considered sane. Also, I wish I knew how people kept their stockings together. I fold them together and put them in the drawer and something happens, stocking trolls perhaps, but they come out in a jumble.

We're gonna need a thread of you modeling said tights and stockings *nods*

Spacekowboy and Zumi, back me up here.


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Also congrats to Butters and Harry!

 

[HarryHill]

Moving had taught me many things but mainly that I have way too many stockings and tights to be considered sane. Also, I wish I knew how people kept their stockings together. I fold them together and put them in the drawer and something happens, stocking trolls perhaps, but they come out in a jumble.

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roll them, secure w/a ribbon

 

[Christobal]

Moving had taught me many things but mainly that I have way too many stockings and tights to be considered sane. Also, I wish I knew how people kept their stockings together. I fold them together and put them in the drawer and something happens, stocking trolls perhaps, but they come out in a jumble.

It's actually underwear gnomes. It was proved on South Park.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Don't splash water over the sides!

I may have been a tad over zealous. That smarts a bit.

 

[butters]

TMI

i prefer crumpets, myself. don't you enjoy a muffin or crumpet, ltr?
durty-minded wench

You fuckers are disgusting.

no a muffin fan either? i am shocked to the core.

This gives my something to ponder in my bath, jus too long as certain pisters don't creep in.

I know what someone is getting in their Christmas stocking. Congrats you two!

danke - we're about 4/5ths done now i guess. not long!

Yay!!!!

*squee!!*

Moving had taught me many things but mainly that I have way too many stockings and tights to be considered sane. Also, I wish I knew how people kept their stockings together. I fold them together and put them in the drawer and something happens, stocking trolls perhaps, but they come out in a jumble.

drawer dividers, either fabric type ones like this or (better looking) wooden partitions. then you just roll each pair and pop them in a compartment
http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m9n5XHX2TFZuaZ7mNNjkNQg.jpg

YOu should streamline this and get a wife who is a mechanic.

I think there could be a line...

I'm not a coffee drinker, but the rest of that sounds fantastic to me. YUM.

We're gonna need a thread of you modeling said tights and stockings *nods*

Spacekowboy and Zumi, back me up here.


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Also congrats to Butters and Harry!

kind of you :flowers: save some of them for when we're married!

 

[jezzilee]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8/jezzi_lee/Literotica/20160911_114517.jpg

The boss bought me lunch!

 

[butters]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8/jezzi_lee/Literotica/20160911_114517.jpg

The boss bought me lunch!

i don't even know what to say....what's in the glass?

 

[thør]

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j8/jezzi_lee/Literotica/20160911_114517.jpg

The boss bought me lunch!

Yum.

I'm going to lunch with my grand daughter today!

The wind is coming up and supposed to be storm level this afternoon. It's not going to be nice outside.

 

[jezzilee]

i don't even know what to say....what's in the glass?

Bloody mary!!

Yum.

I'm going to lunch with my grand daughter today!

The wind is coming up and supposed to be storm level this afternoon. It's not going to be nice outside.

I couldn't finish all the food... Have fun with your grandaughter!!!