My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

I am Groot.

Click me.

Wow! That's hot Lizzie. Usually comments like that come in by PM.

Well if you can't decide how do you expect us to have to choose? You're sexy in B&W and color.

It might be best to keep posting in both and maybe after 50. 60, a 100 or more I might be inclined to choose. I will continue to look.. for research purposes. All lasciviousness aside (ok so you caught me in a lie. I am perving ... can't help it - you're spectacular).

Thanks Lovely. There's already a couple of hundred pics of my floating around on Lit. The second post of this thread is an index. It's woefully out of date (I'll fix that soon) but it's a good start on your B&W versus color research (and helps you continue your perving ).

Whilst I like black and white I prefer you in colour. I love seeing your tanned body,

Thanks Omega. I wasn't sure which way you'd go. Every day you get to watch a parade of me in B&W but you've also seen more than anyone of me in color. Interesting that unlike the story, tortoise of B&W loses out to the rabbit of color. No, not the purple rabbit. That's a winner every time.

I think both are nice.

I had to use my finger my tongue didn't work.

Thanks Icy. You know I'm a fan of your fingers and tongue both. Click, flick and lick to your hearts content.

I think you look nice in color and you look nice in B&W. Why choose when we can see both?

Thanks Ms G. Why choose? Well life is full of hard choices and this is one of my hard choices for you. After you come to grips with this one we can work on over coming the next.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Well the colour has so much warmth about it. Much like how warm you are and I love that warmth

 

[HonorableRogue]

Now that the replies are done I have this...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

The twist is obvious and the shout was "Eureka!" Why? This was an experiment. The test was given several times. The results fell into a coherent grouping given a margin of one standard deviation. Then again my test subjects are far above standard in their deviations.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Now that the replies are done I have this...

The twist is obvious and the shout was "Eureka!" Why? This was an experiment. The test was given several times. The results fell into a coherent grouping given a margin of one standard deviation. Then again my test subjects are far above standard in their deviations.

Cheers

So you have 'The Twist ' down pat, when do we get the 'Monster Mash' ? I love your experiments. What other experiments are you thinking of? And can I be a Test Subject ?

 

[fma20fma]

hi

jewels front and rear if you please.

 

[LizzieEr]

Now that the replies are done I have this...


The twist is obvious and the shout was "Eureka!" Why? This was an experiment. The test was given several times. The results fell into a coherent grouping given a margin of one standard deviation. Then again my test subjects are far above standard in their deviations.

Cheers

Same

 

[msglendale32A]

Now that the replies are done I have this...

The twist is obvious and the shout was "Eureka!" Why? This was an experiment. The test was given several times. The results fell into a coherent grouping given a margin of one standard deviation. Then again my test subjects are far above standard in their deviations.

Cheers

You twist, I'll shout for more.

 

[SweetnSassyVA]

HR, your creative juices are flowing in abundance. Thank you for such an artistic thread to feast upon. I look forward to seeing what you come up with next.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well the colour has so much warmth about it. Much like how warm you are and I love that warmth

It's the mutation. Ever since my X-Factor kicked in I can modulate my body heat output on command. It comes in handy in oh so many situations.

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

Now that the replies are done I have this...

The twist is obvious and the shout was "Eureka!" Why? This was an experiment. The test was given several times. The results fell into a coherent grouping given a margin of one standard deviation. Then again my test subjects are far above standard in their deviations.

Cheers

I can't think of any clever comments. So I'll just have to say that you really do look fantastic twisting.

 

[HonorableRogue]

So you have 'The Twist ' down pat, when do we get the 'Monster Mash' ? I love your experiments. What other experiments are you thinking of? And can I be a Test Subject ?

The Monster Mash is right after Dancing in the Sheets and the Horizontal Bop. You like the experiments? I thought you just liked the poking and prodding. I don't have any other finalized test plans but I'm always looking for a Control Group members. Usually the choice between Test and Control hinges on how you feel about handcuffs.

jewels front and rear if you please.

Front and rear? Huh? Even if I was wiling to do that I'm not sure I could pull it off with Pixlr. I do recall some hoopla last year about some guy with two fully functional sets of jewels. He might be able to swing a front and rear shot.

Same

Wow! That's hot! You've really opened up your posting style. I never thought you'd use words like that about me or anyone else. Thanks for warming the cockles.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

You twist, I'll shout for more.

Oh and throw panties and money too please. The full Rockstar treatment!

HR, your creative juices are flowing in abundance. Thank you for such an artistic thread to feast upon. I look forward to seeing what you come up with next.

I try to let my juices flow on a regular basis Stuva but abundance is a personal judgement call. You're welcome! It's my pleasure to take pics for and coming up with new things for the lovely ladies of Lit (and now we're back to juices flowing in abundance ).

I can't think of any clever comments. So I'll just have to say that you really do look fantastic twisting.

A beautiful woman like you can skip the occasional comment Icy. Most of them are lost on the men too preoccupied by your beauty to even catch the cleverness, humor and wit. Thanks Icy!

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

Then I won't post any clever replies. Thanks Icy!

Cheers

Well that's no fun. The kiss was nice though.

 

[LizzieEr]

Well that's no fun. The kiss was nice though.

Post corrected.

 

[Icy1]

Post corrected.

Haha. Saying he looks fantastic isn't good enough these days.
I'm off to enroll in a creative writing class. Lol

 

[LizzieEr]

Haha. Saying he looks fantastic isn't good enough these days.
I'm off to enroll in a creative writing class. Lol

He has clear guidelines and requirements now on what I may write.

I am groot.

 

[Icy1]

He has clear guidelines and requirements now on what I may write.

I am groot.

Well you are a pop culture icon.

 

[LizzieEr]

Well you are a pop culture icon.

Yes for now. Good luck with your creative writing classes. He didn't like my comments. Even skipped the acknowledgement on the living works Gaul sculpture. It was a crushing moment.

 

[Icy1]

Yes for now. Good luck with your creative writing classes. He didn't like my comments. Even skipped the acknowledgement on the living works Gaul sculpture. It was a crushing moment.

Thank you Lizzie.

Oh my goodness! Are you sure?

 

[LizzieEr]

Thank you Lizzie.

Oh my goodness! Are you sure?

Yeah, now there is an "in hindsight" response, after I very meekly broached the subject.

 

[Icy1]

Yeah, now there is an "in hindsight" response, after I very meekly broached the subject.

Well maybe we should all have a drink. I don't drink as a rule but now might be a good time to start. Lol

 

[LizzieEr]

Well maybe we should all have a drink. I don't drink as a rule but now might be a good time to start. Lol

(sorry, we get paid in delicious pictures to bump his thread)

 

[HonorableRogue]

Well that's no fun. The kiss was nice though.

Post corrected.

Haha. Saying he looks fantastic isn't good enough these days.
I'm off to enroll in a creative writing class. Lol

He has clear guidelines and requirements now on what I may write.

I am groot.

I corrected my post as well. My apologies Icy. I would like to publicly thank you both for the egoectomy. Well, it was more like an adjustment than a removal so we'll call it an ego job.

Icy - You don't need any help with your writing. It always makes me chuckle, laugh or smile.
Lizzie - You are hereby de-Grooted! You should post more like Rocket.

Well you are a pop culture icon.

Yes for now. Good luck with your creative writing classes. He didn't like my comments. Even skipped the acknowledgement on the living works Gaul sculpture. It was a crushing moment.

Thank you Lizzie.

Oh my goodness! Are you sure?

Yeah, now there is an "in hindsight" response, after I very meekly broached the subject.

And now my apologies to you Lizzie (and a few others). I did completely miss a swath of comments on the Living Works of Art thread. If they had been poor starving children in a third-world country I'd have wiped out an entire village. Again, no excuses just solutions. To prevent future genocide I will whittle my scope down to a size I can manage reliably.

Well maybe we should all have a drink. I don't drink as a rule but now might be a good time to start. Lol

That sounds like a plan Icy. Make mine a nice red wine. Make it a bottle and you two can take all the delicious pictures you want.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

My weekend draws to a close and tomorrow another week of nose to grindstone starts. Another cycle of sleep, wake, work, play, sleep. The pattern remains as constant as the open spot in the bed next to me. The photo title says it all...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

...snuggle buddy wanted.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

My weekend draws to a close and tomorrow another week of nose to grindstone starts. Another cycle of sleep, wake, work, play, sleep. The pattern remains as constant as the open spot in the bed next to me. The photo title says it all...


...snuggle buddy wanted.

Cheers

Sounds like you need a few things.... an advert mockup and then a contract when you do find the buddy. I could do them in a fair few languages and different colours and fonts for you.

I shall need a full body nude from at least 4 different angles, a 30 point list of criteria and a short video of yourself, also nude. You could be doing anything in that, it does not matter. This is just to provide enough material for the write up.

You are aware of my process and meticulousness and I shall do my best to make the contract as non-confusing as I possibly can.

Also, good luck.

PS: What is a snuggle buddy?