My Shady Goods

[Omegawolfen]

Thanks to TSA Pre I breezed right through without any extra groping... err pat downs. No violations. It was a good flight. I got upgraded to First Class which gave me time to edit a picture or two.

Cheers

They have showers in first class? You have all the fun when flying

 

[LadyVer]

My apologies to my critics that have seen this already...

As the file name implies, this is the annipervary shot that got rejected by the focus group. I know, I go over a year and start slacking. Next thing you know I'll be posting blurry dick pics.

I'll try to get something else up later.

Cheers

Hot. Very hot, Batman.

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm pleased to see that you used your time wisely.

Thanks Icy! It was only 3 1/2 hours and they served us diner. That surprised me since we didn't get breakfast on the way out. I edited pics and some writing. I was very productive.

Excellent planning. Stamp of approval. Lose the smile. Must be grim or distracted to fit in.

No violations. How disappointing.
I am thoroughly enjoying imagining you editing pics on a plane. Even in First Class. I'll be paying much more attention to neighboring screens when I travel in future.

Oh no Mara I love talking to and being friendly with the TSA folks. Then I ask them very technical questions about their security equipment so they have to worry if...

• I'm an undercover inspector
• I'm a potential terrorist
• I'm a reporter or blogger

I like to return some of the "joy" they bring me during our brief encounters (or encounters in briefs when I say the wrong thing! ).

Oh?!? Do you want to play TSA Mara and I'm the violating, unruly traveler? Oh wait! I've been to your thread. You want me to be TSA Rogue and you're the unruly passenger. Then during the strip search I find the plug and I have no choice but the slap the cuffs on you and take you to a private inspection room. I like this game.

I only edited because I had the last seat in First Class and was on the side with only one seat. No no one (expect maybe a wandering flight attendant) had a chance to see what I was doing. I only edit in Coach when I have the window seat.

Focus group?
Now I feel so unimportant and unloved. Hence... the following....

Nice!

Nice!

Yes I hold random focus groups to help with my pic selection and editing. After getting detained at the mall I had to find a new way to recruit participants. Now I just send random PMs. They're titled "Wanna See My Dick Pic?" and usually read something like...

Sorry to disappoint you but no dick pic. Instead
I have some other pics I'd like you to help me
edit. If you're interested send me a message at
<super secret HR IM address>.​

Those that reply are asked a series of questions from randomly chosen Trivial Pursuit cards and if they get 5 right before getting 5 wrong they get to be in the focus group that day. If you want you can PM me your IM and I'll do a special pre-screening just for you. That's VIP treatment! I'm also looking at offering month long focus group memberships to very select women of great acumen. Having said all that...

Thank you!

Thank you!

Why put the bat symbol right over the bat?

I'd stand in line longer at the airport for this show.

Did your seatmate help edit pics? She picked out a good one here.

Why? For the same reason they put the EXIT sign over the exit door. So you know where to find it!

It's a show now? So there's an admission? I can actually make money taking my clothes off?!? YES!!! A long lost dream fulfilled! I'm a stripper. Now I just need the cross off the Sears model and my list is complete.

No seatmate this time. There was a cute, young lady on the trip out. So I had to edit them all myself. But that's a good idea Ms G. Might make a nice ice breaker. "Excuse me miss, which of these do you think would look best in black and white?" It's not like they can kick me off the plane in flight right?

Batman never gets old!!

Tali, Batman never gets old because he's in the comics. It's like being a Disney character you're young forever. But I know what you meant. Batman makes even fewer appearances than Ducky so he'll stay young forever. I wonder how many years in a row I can drag him out for a photo shoot?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

They have showers in first class? You have all the fun when flying

Yes. And Ultra First Class has massage tables! And Double Ultra First Class has massages with happy endings. Well I do enjoy most of my trips. Flying itself is amazing and I love the chance to meet other travelers.

Hot. Very hot, Batman.

Thanks Lady! Holy cutting floor reject resurrection! At least it didn't sit around for 3 days this time.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

So I really wanted to be the first to respond, but now that I have the place I don't know what to say...

 

[HonorableRogue]

If only every day was a holiday...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

I'd never need clothes until the winter.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

If only every day was a holiday...

I'd never need clothes until the winter.

Cheers

So I really wanted to be the first to respond, but now that I have the place I don't know what to say... except now I need coffee. And clothes.

 

[Icy1]

If only every day was a holiday...

I'd never need clothes until the winter.

Cheers

Nice!

 

[Kimleigh]

I've had fun playing catch-up with your thread. Excellent, as always!

 

[HonorableRogue]

So I really wanted to be the first to respond, but now that I have the place I don't know what to say...

I applaud your your enthusiasm. A for effort! I could grade your execution now but I'll give you an opportunity for extra credit to raise your mark (or something else ).

So I really wanted to be the first to respond, but now that I have the place I don't know what to say... except now I need coffee. And clothes.

We were uncaffeinated and unclothed at the same time?!? Damn my lack of transporter technology. Thanks for wanting to be my first.

Now this is a photo that packs a punch for me...the nice tight backside of an extremely handsome man, holding a cup of hot coffee, what could be sexier???

Thanks SNG! What could be sexier? A photo of the front side of an extremely handsome man as he hands you the cup of hot coffee.

Nice!

Sometimes. Other times I'm naughty. And others alternating between nice and naughty. You'll just have roll the dice.

I've had fun playing catch-up with your thread. Excellent, as always!

Oh? You had fun. Now I'm gonna go have fun thinking about having fun! Glad you enjoyed it Kim!

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

If only every day was a holiday...

I'd never need clothes until the winter.

Cheers

Every day is a holiday with you HR. I feel like all my Birthday's, Christmas's and Valentines Day have come all at once when I view your Handsome, Sexy body

 

[msglendale32A]

If only every day was a holiday...

I'd never need clothes until the winter.

Cheers

What would be the need for clothes in winter? You look hot.

 

[numeniusa]

If only every day was a holiday...

I'd never need clothes until the winter.

Cheers

Um. Do you do house calls? I'd just watch, I wouldn't touch.

Maybe...

(Love the colour pop in there )

 

[HonorableRogue]

Every day is a holiday with you HR. I feel like all my Birthday's, Christmas's and Valentines Day have come all at once when I view your Handsome, Sexy body

Awww Thanks Omega! That may be the nicest thing anyone has said about me. I wonder what extra days we can add when you see it in person? Oh I know! All the Bank Holidays so we get a few more days to lounge around.

What would be the need for clothes in winter? You look hot.

I have two words for you Ms G. Frostbite and Penis. Funny rogue fact. I am usually warm (except for my hands and feet) and I get even warmer when I sleep. And thanks. You're above 200F yourself Ms G!

Um. Do you do house calls? I'd just watch, I wouldn't touch.

Maybe...

(Love the colour pop in there )

If you supply a butler coat (with tails) I'll happily make house calls Numi. That way I can be proper and maintain the traditional stiff coc... upper lip expected from a man servant.

(I love the color pops too. It adds something eye catching to my shady goods.)

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Awww Thanks Omega! That may be the nicest thing anyone has said about me. I wonder what extra days we can add when you see it in person? Oh I know! All the Bank Holidays so we get a few more days to lounge around.



I have two words for you Ms G. Frostbite and Penis. Funny rogue fact. I am usually warm (except for my hands and feet) and I get even warmer when I sleep. And thanks. You're above 200F yourself Ms G!



If you supply a butler coat (with tails) I'll happily make house calls Numi. That way I can be proper and maintain the traditional stiff coc... upper lip expected from a man servant.

(I love the color pops too. It adds something eye catching to my shady goods.)

Cheers

That would add up to quite a number of days to lounge around, I look forward to them all

 

[LizzieEr]

Yes I hold random focus groups to help with my pic selection and editing. After getting detained at the mall I had to find a new way to recruit participants. Now I just send random PMs. They're titled "Wanna See My Dick Pic?" and usually read something like...

Sorry to disappoint you but no dick pic. Instead
I have some other pics I'd like you to help me
edit. If you're interested send me a message at
<super secret HR IM address>.​

Those that reply are asked a series of questions from randomly chosen Trivial Pursuit cards and if they get 5 right before getting 5 wrong they get to be in the focus group that day. If you want you can PM me your IM and I'll do a special pre-screening just for you. That's VIP treatment! I'm also looking at offering month long focus group memberships to very select women of great acumen. Having said all that...

Thank you!

Thank you!

I see. That seems like quite a selection process. Its a wonder you get a focus group at all. I once tried to get a focus group together but they left saying I didn't show enough of the good bits to make it worth their time. The other time I tried a focus group, they were cruel and laughed at my pictures. So now I go solo.
Having to focus on you for a whole month seems like a chore. Can I be in your focus group once every other day? What if I don't like the pre-screening? What is a pre-screening? Gosh, I wish you wouldn't pressure me so.

Welcome

Welcome

We were uncaffeinated and unclothed at the same time?!? Damn my lack of transporter technology. Thanks for wanting to be my first.

Well I have access to transporter technology but as you know, it needs an electrical storm to function...
Next time the weather forecast indicates such a storm near me, contact me and we shall have coffee together.

 

[HonorableRogue]

That would add up to quite a number of days to lounge around, I look forward to them all

Yes a veritable smorgasbord of lounging and debauchery! I wonder how many courses we could squeeze in? And for once I mostly meant what I said. Very limited innuendo. I must be slipping! Yup. Too much lube. That explains it. *grabs a towel*

I see. That seems like quite a selection process. Its a wonder you get a focus group at all. I once tried to get a focus group together but they left saying I didn't show enough of the good bits to make it worth their time. The other time I tried a focus group, they were cruel and laughed at my pictures. So now I go solo.
Having to focus on you for a whole month seems like a chore. Can I be in your focus group once every other day? What if I don't like the pre-screening? What is a pre-screening? Gosh, I wish you wouldn't pressure me so.

Welcome

Welcome

It's a long process but it delivers solid results. Well except that one time. We don't talk about that time, ever. Not enough good bits showing. You didn't smile? Didn't show off your amazing set of...eyes? Solo works best. Less mess to clean up.

Well I'd hate for something that's supposed to be fun to feel like work so don't worry about the focus group. I have no doubt I can find others that have the time and don't feel any pressure. I'm sure you'll like what they choose to focus on.

Well I have access to transporter technology but as you know, it needs an electrical storm to function...
Next time the weather forecast indicates such a storm near me, contact me and we shall have coffee together.

It takes 1.21 gigawatts to power a transporter? Just like a time machine? Do you use a Flux Inductor instead of a capacitor? Okie! I'll keep The Weather Channel on and my favorite mug close at hand.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Sorry. Busy week. But I come bearing gifts. Once again couldn't decide if I prefered the black and white or the color.

What do you think?

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.

Click Me​

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

I am Groot.

Click me.

 

[Lovely2222]

Sorry. Busy week. But I come bearing gifts. Once again couldn't decide if I prefered the black and white or the color.

What do you think?

Click Me​

Cheers

Well if you can't decide how do you expect us to have to choose? You're sexy in B&W and color.

It might be best to keep posting in both and maybe after 50. 60, a 100 or more I might be inclined to choose. I will continue to look.. for research purposes. All lasciviousness aside (ok so you caught me in a lie. I am perving ... can't help it - you're spectacular).

 

[Omegawolfen]

Sorry. Busy week. But I come bearing gifts. Once again couldn't decide if I prefered the black and white or the color.

What do you think?

Click Me​

Cheers

Whilst I like black and white I prefer you in colour. I love seeing your tanned body,

 

[Icy1]

Sorry. Busy week. But I come bearing gifts. Once again couldn't decide if I prefered the black and white or the color.

What do you think?

Lick Me​

Cheers

I think both are nice.

I had to use my finger my tongue didn't work.

 

[LizzieEr]

I think both are nice.

I had to use my finger my tongue didn't work.

Lmao.... nicely edited.

 

[Icy1]

Lmao.... nicely edited.

Hehe, it's all about the details.

 

[msglendale32A]

Sorry. Busy week. But I come bearing gifts. Once again couldn't decide if I prefered the black and white or the color.

What do you think?

Click Me​

Cheers

I think you look nice in color and you look nice in B&W. Why choose when we can see both?