My Shady Goods

[talikat]

Exactly one year ago I posted my first picture on Am Pics. Today there's more than 270 floating around and they've been viewed more than 37,400 times. This...



...is an homage to my very first picture. It's amazing how much my pics have changed in a scant 365 days. I won't repost the old one but it's still kicking around if you to find it.

Happy Annipervary to me!

Cheers

A year already? Time flies when you're perving doesn't it?

Happy anniversary HR!

 

[HonorableRogue]

No, just what sort. Mmmm... those three (or two) little words. There won't be much discussion about where; I prefer that to be a surprise.


Awwww... that's so sweet. Funny what a little message of appreciation can lead to, isn't it?

Okie. I'm a fan of surprises too. Like what flavour? But for it to be a real surprise you'll need a blindfold.

Your welcome. Yes it always tickles my brain when a random act of kindness blossoms into so much more. Thank you for the PM.

A year already? Time flies when you're perving doesn't it?

Happy anniversary HR!

I know! Sometimes it feels like forever other times I can't believe I've been doing this for a year. But I only got 270 public in 365 days so that's only 2 every 3 days on average. I'll have to up my game for next year!

Thanks for the kind wishes pretty eyes.

Cheers

 

[murmurmara]

Happy anniversary, Rogue!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Happy anniversary, Rogue!

Happy annipervary Batma-- er....Rogueman!!!!

Thanks ladies! It was a good day except no one tried to blow out my candle. There's always next year. Maybe I'll get a better response if I use sparklers? Frosting? Ice cream? I'll just tell them isn't got a cream filling.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Okie. I'm a fan of surprises too. Like what flavour? But for it to be a real surprise you'll need a blindfold.

Your welcome. Yes it always tickles my brain when a random act of kindness blossoms into so much more. Thank you for the PM.

Thanks for answering it so well.

I'm fine with a blindfold if it's comfortable; I'm also quite good about keeping my eyes closed.

Flavor? For you, I'd choose something with some zing.

 

[Icy1]

I was so tempted not to reply. I was sure you'd notice but I wasn't sure you'd see it as a joke. Then I'd be saying 'Holy bad joke Batman!'

Thanks Icy. Not just for the annipervary well wishes and compliment but also for the kicks in the pants to get my thread going. If not for you there likely wouldn't be a Rogue's Gallery on Lit so it's not just My Shady Goods it's Your Shady Goods too. That makes me MSG and you YSG.

Cheers

Lol, you know I'd have noticed and told you. And next year you could have replied.

One year of the Rogues gallery has been a good one.
I know what the MSG stands for but I'm lost on the YSG.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Sparklers just sound like a bad ER trip waiting to happen!

I didnt see any candle mister, are you sure you werent hiding it somewhere?

I believe there was mention of a cannoli though? I'd like to cash that in asap please

Yeah but the nurses would remember me for years! It was one of those magic candles. Instead of relighting it disappears. If you say the safe word it shows up again. Oh wait, say the magic word. I always mix those two up! Sure cannoli and a nice cup of espresso. Or maybe espresso then cannoli. That way the energy tanks are full!

Thanks for answering it so well.

I'm fine with a blindfold if it's comfortable; I'm also quite good about keeping my eyes closed.

Flavor? For you, I'd choose something with some zing.

Hey, I was giddy as a school boy getting getting a Valentine! Thank God you weren't crazy. In a bad way I mean. I have no doubt you'd keep your eyes closed for the wax but the raspberry might be a different story.

Oh I've got espresso and cannoli with SNG and flavour with you. I see the makings of a lovely little coffee party that's full of nothing but win (for me ). Yes Lyric, I know you don't like coffee. You can have extra cannoli.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Lol, you know I'd have noticed and told you. And next year you could have replied.

One year of the Rogues gallery has been a good one.
I know what the MSG stands for but I'm lost on the YSG.

I know you'd have noticed this time! That was my concern. Then again the worst I would have got was a little flogging. Darn! I should have skipped you after all.

Thanks Icy! One down who knows how many to go. You're my original muse and did 4 threads so maybe I'll try for 4 years? What do you think?

YSG is Your Shady Goods or maybe You Sexy Goddess. I mix those up.

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

I know you'd have noticed this time! That was my concern. Then again the worst I would have got was a little flogging. Darn! I should have skipped you after all.

Thanks Icy! One down who knows how many to go. You're my original muse and did 4 threads so maybe I'll try for 4 years? What do you think?

YSG is Your Shady Goods or maybe You Sexy Goddess. I mix those up.

Cheers

Lol. You've only got to say and I'll get the flogger out.

I've only done 2 years though.

Oh of course silly me.

 

[Lyricalli]

Hey, I was giddy as a school boy getting getting a Valentine! Thank God you weren't crazy. In a bad way I mean. I have no doubt you'd keep your eyes closed for the wax but the raspberry might be a different story.

Oh I've got espresso and cannoli with SNG and flavour with you. I see the makings of a lovely little coffee party that's full of nothing but win (for me ). Yes Lyric, I know you don't like coffee. You can have extra cannoli.

Whew... I was getting a little worried with all that coffee talk. Extra cannoli is definitely more my speed.

Does that make you my funny Valentine? Or me yours?

 

[LizzieEr]

Holy long reply Batgirl! Lizzie that may be the most you've ever written in a reply to me. I see I have taught you well... good... well. Yeah it must be well because you and good are seldom on speaking terms . It warms my heart to know that you've come to appreciate that size does matter. I'm glad a little bit of me can bring a smIle to your face. Thanks for the happy, pervy wishes.

P.S. I just noticed that 4 is 2 less than 6 and 7 is two less than 9 but asking "Can I interest you in 47 plus 4?" just doesn't have the same ring (and then ladies would probably reply "What does 51 mean?").

Wait you really are the master of confusion. No, my name is not confusion. Yes I shall steal your lines. No, wait. What I was trying to say is, don't you always say, I talk too much? That it is difficult to get a word in edge wise? I said word, and no that's not what we are calling it now.

Now kind sir, I am always good. Except that one time you tried to call me a good girl and I bared my fangs. When did I say size doesn't matter? Ofcourse it does. Bigger is always better. Skill is overrated.

"47 plus 4" is incidentally the club I go to for my alte Amerikanische Härte fix. Neigh every day. Gosh that was a lot of writing. And I didnt even spend five days complaining. See?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Lol. You've only got to say and I'll get the flogger out.

I've only done 2 years though.

Oh of course silly me.

"Get the flogger out."

It's not the years it's the posts. Heck at the rate I'm going it's going to take over 40 months to finish one thread (that's 3.33333 years!). So to match your Lit history You Sexy Goddess would take me more than a decade. One down, nine to go.

Whew... I was getting a little worried with all that coffee talk. Extra cannoli is definitely more my speed.

Does that make you my funny Valentine? Or me yours?

Not to worry Lyric. I'll never forget that you prefer sweet, white and creamy to hot, black and bitter. Extra cannoli it is and some mineral water. It's important you stay hydrated for the REAL dessert.

It's not important who is who's valentine but rather we're each other's valentines. It's like that old saying...

"Give a woman a heart and she's happy for a day.
Give a woman your heart and she's happy for life. "​

Wait you really are the master of confusion. No, my name is not confusion. Yes I shall steal your lines. No, wait. What I was trying to say is, don't you always say, I talk too much? That it is difficult to get a word in edge wise? I said word, and no that's not what we are calling it now.

Now kind sir, I am always good. Except that one time you tried to call me a good girl and I bared my fangs. When did I say size doesn't matter? Of course it does. Bigger is always better. Skill is overrated.

"47 plus 4" is incidentally the club I go to for my alte Amerikanische Härte fix. Neigh every day. Gosh that was a lot of writing. And I didn't even spend five days complaining. See?

Wow! 138 words. That may be a record and the length of time I laughed after reading it. Bravo! You do me as well as I do me (no innuendo intended). After reading it three times I can't find a single word you could have left out. Every line or two reminds me of a specific memory. This is truly a work of art so no smart ass reply. I'm just gonna sit here and read it a few more times and smile.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

My apologies to my critics that have seen this already...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

As the file name implies, this is the annipervary shot that got rejected by the focus group. I know, I go over a year and start slacking. Next thing you know I'll be posting blurry dick pics.

I'll try to get something else up later.

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

My apologies to my critics that have seen this already...

As the file name implies, this is the annipervary shot that got rejected by the focus group. I know, I go over a year and start slacking. Next thing you know I'll be posting blurry dick pics.

I'll try to get something else up later.

Cheers

I have no focus.

 

[Omegawolfen]

My apologies to my critics that have seen this already...

As the file name implies, this is the annipervary shot that got rejected by the focus group. I know, I go over a year and start slacking. Next thing you know I'll be posting blurry dick pics.

I'll try to get something else up later.

Cheers

Nice bat signal HR, need a little help?

 

[HonorableRogue]

I have no focus.

Ah right you're near-sighted with out your glasses. Feel free to scoot in really close for a better look.

Closer.​

Closer.​

Closer.​

*boink*
Sorry! I thought they were joking when they said you could put an eye with one of those! Let me kiss it and make it better.

Nice bat signal HR, need a little help?

If you like that you should see my snake signal! I can always use a little help from my friends Omega. And give a little help myself.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Ah right you're near-sighted with out your glasses. Feel free to scoot in really close for a better look.

Closer.​

Closer.​

Closer.​

*boink*
Sorry! I thought they were joking when they said you could put an eye with one of those! Let me kiss it and make it better.



If you like that you should see my snake signal! I can always use a little help from my friends Omega. And give a little help myself.

Cheers

We all need a little help from our friends Oh and I love snakes, they grow so big some of them ❤

 

[HonorableRogue]

We all need a little help from our friends Oh and I love snakes, they grow so big some of them ❤

Yup! That's why I like to have so many friends. I get a little here and a little there.

I'm doing my best to help the "friendly" folks at TSA during my travels today.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

I bet they still pull me aside for a pat down. Good thing I got the free upgrade to First Class. I'll need a drink or two after being violated.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

Yup! That's why I like to have so many friends. I get a little here and a little there.

I'm doing my best to help the "friendly" folks at TSA during my travels today.

I bet they still pull me aside for a pat down. Good thing I got the free upgrade to First Class. I'll need a drink or two after being violated.

Cheers

Looking like that I would certainly pull you aside for a 'pat down' hope they don't violate you too much, unless it's enjoyable

 

[HonorableRogue]

Looking like that I would certainly pull you aside for a 'pat down' hope they don't violate you too much, unless it's enjoyable

Thanks to TSA Pre I breezed right through without any extra groping... err pat downs. No violations. It was a good flight. I got upgraded to First Class which gave me time to edit a picture or two.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Cheers

 

[Icy1]

Thanks to TSA Pre I breezed right through without any extra groping... err pat downs. No violations. It was a good flight. I got upgraded to First Class which gave me time to edit a picture or two.

Cheers

I'm pleased to see that you used your time wisely.

 

[murmurmara]

I'm doing my best to help the "friendly" folks at TSA during my travels today.

I bet they still pull me aside for a pat down. Good thing I got the free upgrade to First Class. I'll need a drink or two after being violated.

Cheers

Excellent planning. Stamp of approval. Lose the smile. Must be grim or distracted to fit in.

Thanks to TSA Pre I breezed right through without any extra groping... err pat downs. No violations. It was a good flight. I got upgraded to First Class which gave me time to edit a picture or two.

Cheers

No violations. How disappointing.
I am thoroughly enjoying imagining you editing pics on a plane. Even in First Class. I'll be paying much more attention to neighboring screens when I travel in future.

 

[LizzieEr]

My apologies to my critics that have seen this already...

As the file name implies, this is the annipervary shot that got rejected by the focus group. I know, I go over a year and start slacking. Next thing you know I'll be posting blurry dick pics.

I'll try to get something else up later.

Cheers

Focus group?
Now I feel so unimportant and unloved. Hence... the following....

Yup! That's why I like to have so many friends. I get a little here and a little there.

I'm doing my best to help the "friendly" folks at TSA during my travels today.


I bet they still pull me aside for a pat down. Good thing I got the free upgrade to First Class. I'll need a drink or two after being violated.

Cheers

Nice!

Thanks to TSA Pre I breezed right through without any extra groping... err pat downs. No violations. It was a good flight. I got upgraded to First Class which gave me time to edit a picture or two.

Cheers

Nice!

 

[msglendale32A]

My apologies to my critics that have seen this already...

As the file name implies, this is the annipervary shot that got rejected by the focus group. I know, I go over a year and start slacking. Next thing you know I'll be posting blurry dick pics.

I'll try to get something else up later.

Cheers

Why put the bat symbol right over the bat?

Yup! That's why I like to have so many friends. I get a little here and a little there.

I'm doing my best to help the "friendly" folks at TSA during my travels today.

I bet they still pull me aside for a pat down. Good thing I got the free upgrade to First Class. I'll need a drink or two after being violated.

Cheers

I'd stand in line longer at the airport for this show.

Thanks to TSA Pre I breezed right through without any extra groping... err pat downs. No violations. It was a good flight. I got upgraded to First Class which gave me time to edit a picture or two.

Cheers

Did your seatmate help edit pics? She picked out a good one here.

 

[talikat]

My apologies to my critics that have seen this already...

As the file name implies, this is the annipervary shot that got rejected by the focus group. I know, I go over a year and start slacking. Next thing you know I'll be posting blurry dick pics.

I'll try to get something else up later.

Cheers

Batman never gets old!!