The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Darbhinder]

Please provide One quote which suggests that I'm a racist. On the contrary, I can provide heaps of quotes where You engaged in homophobic, xenophobic and sexist slurs.

Your excuses are as limp as your penis, you impotent pervert.
Why don't you hire a prostitute and ask her to shove a sybian up your ass to quell your frustration,
instead of dumping your anal sex fantasies on me?

Is that all you have, penis jokes? Must be that higher edumacashun you like to believe you have. Hint: if the floors were dirt and the professor arrives to class on a donkey, you may not be as educated as you think you are.

 

[Saint Peter]

Three friends this summer. I think I might be the grim reaper.

I am sorry for your losses.

 

[Saint Peter]

What if it is just a bot, learning how to mimic ?

yikes

I have been played like a violin.

 

[lovetoread]

for fucks sake

why do yall have to keep quoting it?

 

[Saint Peter]

Sorry.

 

[Saint Peter]

This 2/3 sized keyboard has to go.

 

[lovetoread]

stop having such big hands

 

[Saint Peter]

Stop fixing stuff that is not broken.

 

[trysail]

xxx

Why do you do things like that to us ?







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[Wings]

I am ready for this day but my helpers slept through their alarms. Both of them. What are the odds?

 

[HarryHill]

depends on the variables

 

[Saint Peter]

I am ready for this day but my helpers slept through their alarms. Both of them. What are the odds?

I got stood up this morning. The sweeper of the chimney is sick.

Sick of sweeping chimneys.

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Tupac,

Shut the fuck up.

Love,
Pete

 

[pointless]

stop having such big hands

might as well quit because you're talking with sounds they don't understand.

it's always nice to start the morning with a crass reference. thank you.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Tupac,

Shut the fuck up.

Love,
Pete

Tupac sends his love

 

[pointless]

Dear Tupac,

Shut the fuck up.

Love,
Pete

poor guy.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I got stood up this morning. The sweeper of the chimney is sick.

Sick of sweeping chimneys.

Do you live in a Dickens novel?

 

[pointless]

on an unrelated note unrelated to any other unrelated posts: siege of dragonspear is actually pretty good. i really don't get what the whiners were bitching about. the only problem i have is it's a bit too linear in a way that makes it really fucking easy to fail at quests. also, the ending is kinda stupid and there's a few moments where you kinda wondering why the hell you bothered gathering intelligence when the game completely fails to acknowledge the intelligence you nearly died trying to gather, but there's shit like that in the original game. still fun though.

also, i'm just kinda glad i finally finished the fucker from start to finish. took forever.

largely because of candy crush. that shit's like crack.

 

[pete]

why is rooney such a knob?

hope city pops one more in

 

[pointless]

kate's cuter anyway.

 

[Saint Peter]

Do you live in a Dickens novel?

I do not.

 

[Saint Peter]

Tupac sends his love

fingaz
on
triggaz

 

[hashtag45]

for fucks sake

why do yall have to keep quoting it?

I assume that you're talking to Darbhinder (aka RobDownSouth) since he's the last poster who quoted me.

Try to be a bit more clever about these things tho, since Darbhinder called you 'gook' too.

 

[lovetoread]

i am almost at the 1000 level on the candy crush

i just want to pass the lovely lady l

on the candy crush jelly, i just want to pass the minion ruler bg

and on soda, i just play to beat sean's score

 

[Saint Peter]

I have a hankering for meatballs and sauce.