Cunning Linguists Needed

[Harryasaboy]

You can't believe how long I wanted to make that joke!

My current story is a science fiction/ fantasy that has woman teaching two young studs important vocabulary from her native language. They get rewarded for every correct answer. Unfortunately I'm too lazy to invent a whole new language, so I'm asking for your help.
I'm looking for made up words to describe tits, ass, lips, tongue, cock, suck, lick, pussy and fuck me. For example: orofuct=blowjob. I'll put you in my list of contributors...unless you don't want your good name sullied of course.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You can't believe how long I wanted to make that joke!

My current story is a science fiction/ fantasy that has woman teaching two young studs important vocabulary from her native language. They get rewarded for every correct answer. Unfortunately I'm too lazy to invent a whole new language, so I'm asking for your help.
I'm looking for made up words to describe tits, ass, lips, tongue, cock, suck, lick, pussy and fuck me. For example: orofuct=blowjob. I'll put you in my list of contributors...unless you don't want your good name sullied of course.

You waited too long for the joke; it's a very old one now. By the way, I studied Linguistics at the City University of New York: I am a certified CUNYLinguist.

It's not a matter of being "too lazy" to invent a new language; a language is such a complex, integral whole that no one can invent anything other than a pale imitation of a language. Usually they merely produce some new "words" that fit into their own language's syntax. And that is exactly what you are doing: your example of "orofuct" is clearly just a concatenation of pseudo morphemes derived from the English "oral" and "fucked." Have fun.

 

[sr71plt]

Another cut at this is that I believe an author who can't/won't do his/her own work probably shouldn't be trying to write a story at all. I'm not a big fan of writing by committee.

 

[NicoleZ]

Tihsymtae, gehalgod wurthe thin nama.

 

[Kantarii]

My imagination is big enough and boundless enough that I don't need to fish in someone else's imagination for ideas. That's the advantage of not putting limitations and restrictions on one's imagination.

I think the old saying is,"before one can have an idea, one must first have an imagination and not be afraid to use it."

 

[Harryasaboy]

You waited too long for the joke; it's a very old one now. By the way, I studied Linguistics at the City University of New York: I am a certified CUNYLinguist.

It's not a matter of being "too lazy" to invent a new language; a language is such a complex, integral whole that no one can invent anything other than a pale imitation of a language. Usually they merely produce some new "words" that fit into their own language's syntax. And that is exactly what you are doing: your example of "orofuct" is clearly just a concatenation of pseudo morphemes derived from the English "oral" and "fucked." Have fun.

Yes it took me 10 seconds to come up with that one. I understand what you say here just hoping to get some ideas better than the other ones I had.

 

[Harryasaboy]

Another cut at this is that I believe an author who can't/won't do his/her own work probably shouldn't be trying to write a story at all. I'm not a big fan of writing by committee.

Then don't worry about it. Just ignore this thread and move on. I'm sure someone out there will take pity on me and give some neat ideas. Is it really that bad to ask this question?

 

[sr71plt]

Thanks for releasing me. I was so worried.

I don't mind noting what it takes to be a real writer, though. Might give you something to think about. (Someone else has said it more pointedly than I have, though. One of the arrows in the quiver of a writer is having the imagination to create on their own.)

 

[Harryasaboy]

You're welcome.

Thanks for releasing me. I was so worried.

I don't mind noting what it takes to be a real writer, though. Might give you something to think about. (Someone else has said it more pointedly than I have, though. One of the arrows in the quiver of a writer is having the imagination to create on their own.)

A few months ago I asked for help on a question about explosive decompression in space. Some said my idea was silly and wouldn't work. Most said it was stupid but who cares. Others brought up unrelated topics. In the end I came up with a better idea on my own, but I really appreciated the input. So I'll probably come up with several versions of this scene before settling on one. I just like talking about them with strangers on the internet, because my family and coworkers would probably take out the pepper spray.

Be prepared for more brilliant and thought provoking questions in the future.

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Ask away! If dum dum doesn't like it, he should move along.

*Word to the wise: Ignore writers, especially ones who can't manage many fans on literotica, telling you what "real writing" is.

Unfortunately I got nothin for you.

A few months ago I asked for help on a question about explosive decompression in space. Some said my idea was silly and wouldn't work. Most said it was stupid but who cares. Others brought up unrelated topics. In the end I came up with a better idea on my own, but I really appreciated the input. So I'll probably come up with several versions of this scene before settling on one. I just like talking about them with strangers on the internet, because my family and coworkers would probably take out the pepper spray.

Be prepared for more brilliant and thought provoking questions in the future.

 

[Hypoxia]

Cunning Linguist: I first heard that on poet Tuli Kupferberg's ca.1968 ESP album NO DEPOSIT NO RETURN; he dramatically read published personal ads. Wow, that takes me back.

My current story is a science fiction/ fantasy that has woman teaching two young studs important vocabulary from her native language. <snip> I'm looking for made up words to describe tits, ass, lips, tongue, cock, suck, lick, pussy and fuck me. For example: orofuct=blowjob.

If she's an alien then she isn't really a 'woman' and her anatomy won't quite match humans. Hilarity could ensue here.

...no one can invent anything other than a pale imitation of a language. Usually they merely produce some new "words" that fit into their own language's syntax. And that is exactly what you are doing: your example of "orofuct" is clearly just a concatenation of pseudo morphemes derived from the English "oral" and "fucked."

A devised language might be usable in a long-enough novel but would be rather clumsy in short erotica. What are your options?

* You could humorously concatenate pseudo morphemes for words like oragap (oral gaping=mouth), gonagap (gaping gonad=vagina), gonastik (stick-gonad=penis), gonastir (stirred gonads=fuck), anastir (anal stirring=butt-fuck), yada yada.
* You could borrow equivalent terms from an obscure human language; run your words through an English-Hopi translator.
* You could string together semi-random phonemes because why not?
* You could play with character sets; spell alien words with wingdings because hey, it's a fucking ALIEN language! (I dunno if LIT allows this.)

Think about double-dick twin-twat multi-mammary feathered aliens. Right.