Is there a sexy word for vagina?

[Bookishleigh]

Heart shaped box....

Thank you Courtney!!

That makes me think of Nirvana's song and Joe Hill's book.

 

[bronzeage]

Is there a sexy or romantic word you can call a vagina?

Most words used sound so crude, and some quite brutish and vulgar, and you would think that for as long as vaginas have been around, someone would have come up with an elegant word or two to use, when referencing something so sublime and sought-after.

Years ago I wrote a poem - or perhaps it was a letter... doesn’t matter - to some crush or love interest, and I used ‘secret grotto’ (Grrrooooaaannn. The follies of young lust.).

I think the only thing I’ve heard in the last few years that doesn’t sound like it originated in a divebar restroom was ‘Palomita’, which in Spanish means little dove, or little pigeon. But this probably sounded sexy because of how it was used at the time, and the memory associated with it.

There's not a day goes by that someone does not create a new name on the spur of the moment.

 

[jomar]

"Gash" is totally romantic if used in the right contact.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Mine.

 

[thør]

I totally understand now why Pooh bear was OBSESSED with finding the honey.

Indeed.....

 

[Bookishleigh]

http://67.media.tumblr.com/9c964e6ed374ae43bde002a73db7553d/tumblr_ms1biwu5hO1rgko07o2_250.gif

 

[Bookishleigh]

Mine.

Holy hell, yes....this.

 

[Not Normal]

I worked with a dance teacher for many years that would refer to "snowflake region." So I guess the vagina is the snowflake.

 

[frictional]

Most choices are either crude or precious. Given those two options, I tend to go with crude: pussy, cunt, box, hole, etc. They're raw and vulgar, but they have an honest animal passion behind them. The more poetic alternatives come off as prissy euphemisms.

 

[Skowt]

I worked with a dance teacher for many years that would refer to "snowflake region." So I guess the vagina is the snowflake.

"Snowflake region"? I wonder what a blizzard would be like? ; )

 

[Wrong Element]

I worked with a dance teacher for many years that would refer to "snowflake region." So I guess the vagina is the snowflake.

I've found women don't love it when you suggest it's cold in that area.

Is there a sexy or romantic word you can call a vagina?

Most words used sound so crude, and some quite brutish and vulgar, and you would think that for as long as vaginas have been around, someone would have come up with an elegant word or two to use, when referencing something so sublime and sought-after.

There's a reason slang words for sex/sex parts are usually one-syllable and very inelegant. It just works.

 

[yossi]

Slit. That's a good one as well.

 

[Jennifer]

I prefer cunt. Not particularly romantic, but sexually appealing. Overly flowery euphemisms for genitals are kind of odd.

Agreed. Cunt is the way to go. Yum.

 

[Not Normal]

I've found women don't love it when you suggest it's cold in that area.

Said dance teacher is a woman. I claim no responsibility.

 

[Jennifer]

Jaws.

 

[Emerson40]

A woman my wife occasionally runs with uses 'fuck orchid'.

 

[yossi]

Agreed. Cunt is the way to go. Yum.

Quick, easy, accessible.

 

[Christobal]

All my answers will be wrong to someone. I don't even want to go there.

 

[Bookishleigh]

All my answers will be wrong to someone. I don't even want to go there.

Now, now, angry kitty...there are no wrong answers when describing heaven.

 

[Jennifer]

"Gash" is totally romantic if used in the right contact.

My coworkers and I ruined gash by changing it to the Kargashians. I'm very sorry.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Cunt, quim, slit. I approve.

 

[Phillyguy902]

Quim.

Does that make Mayor Quimby a cunt?

 

[Christobal]

Now, now, angry kitty...there are no wrong answers when describing heaven.

Want to get married? I am so loving you right now.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Want to get married? I am so loving you right now.

I don't do marriage - like oysters, I tried it once and didn't like it.

I now just ascribe to the practice of casual fornication with people I can tolerate for sufficient intervals.

 

[neci]

i'm going pearl hunting.

the bearded clam

i call her clammy

it rhymes with tammy

tighter than a pickle jar

with one little crack

and a hole

i'll take one with a side of linguini.