Lost in the Punhouse

[lovecraft68]

BTW seeing we're on an erotica site, does this fall under punography?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

BTW seeing we're on an erotica site, does this fall under punography?

Oh yeah. I'm envisioning the crack of the quip across a wisecrack! The Dom growling, "Don't move or this goes innuendo."

I'm, um, jest a little worked up.

 

[EverLux]

Oh yeah. I'm envisioning the crack of the quip across a wisecrack! The Dom growling, "Don't move or this goes innuendo."

I'm, um, jest a little worked up.

Believe me, it isn't jest you.
And I'm sure his good little sub would let him schtick it anywhere he wants.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Believe me, it isn't jest you.
And I'm sure his good little sub would let him schtick it anywhere he wants.

I can spree it now: he'd hold her mouth a jape, insert a gag and blindfold her so she can't hoodwink.

Then: go to clown on her pair-o-D's!

Let's get this repartee started.

 

[EverLux]

I can spree it now: he'd hold her mouth a jape, insert a gag and blindfold her so she can't hoodwink.

Then: go to clown on her pair-o-D's!

Let's get this repartee started.

(How'd you know my bra size?)

We should leave it up to fete. We can’t force anyone to party-cipate, no matter how much we rave about punning.

Soirée for the lack of sex in this post!

 

[lovecraft68]

(How'd you know my bra size?)

We should leave it up to fete.

Oh, now we're getting cheesy. Here we were with some pretty Gouda muensterous jokes and you drove a wedge right into the thread.

We're in this together, my little cheesecake, you having nothing to provolone.

Oh, and the question is how did deep green eyes know the bra size of most of the men who read in LW?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

(How'd you know my bra size?)

We should leave it up to fete. We can’t force anyone to party-cipate, no matter how much we rave about punning.

Soirée for the lack of sex in this post!

Did you mean bra-vo??

I've a mind to put you over my need and give you a good pranking!

Oh, now we're getting cheesy. Here we were with some pretty Gouda muensterous jokes and you drove a wedge right into the thread.

We're in this together, my little cheesecake, you having nothing to provolone.

Oh, and the question is how did deep green eyes know the bra size of most of the men who read in LW?

You're feta up already? Wanna Swiss gears?

(And that kinda thing's my cup of D!)

 

[EverLux]

Oh, now we're getting cheesy. Here we were with some pretty Gouda muensterous jokes and you drove a wedge right into the thread.

We're in this together, my little cheesecake, you having nothing to provolone.

Oh, and the question is how did deep green eyes know the bra size of most of the men who read in LW?

Maybe I’m just feeling light and brie-zy today. Sorry none of my puns gruyere
manhood or made you cream.

Can I make it up to you guys by letting you fondue my D’s?

 

[EverLux]

I've a mind to put you over my need and give you a good pranking!

I curd get used to that

(And that kinda thing's my cup of D!)

Oh, and the question is how did deep green eyes know the bra size of most of the men who read in LW?

Pun-free side note: 'Nuff with the yellow!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Maybe I’m just feeling light and brie-zy today. Sorry none of my puns gruyere
manhood or made you cream.

Can I make it up to you guys by letting you fondue my D’s?

"Make it up to us"?? Whey just a minute. Dairy say that might brie just wheel shelf serving??!

 

[Handley_Page]

"Make it up to us"?? Whey just a minute. Dairy say that might brie just wheel shelf serving??!

Say "Cheese" and I'll take the picture

 

[EverLux]

"Make it up to us"?? Whey just a minute. Dairy say that might brie just wheel shelf serving??!

Psh. You auto see them. If you axle probably let you.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Say "Cheese" and I'll take the picture

Grate! #NoFillers

Psh. You auto see them. If you axle probably let you.

Let's put you up on the breast rack we have and C.

 

[EverLux]

Let's put you up on the breast rack we have and C.

"Breast rack"??? Don't even think of strapping me into something like that! That band of bondage isn't my cup of tea.

 

[lovecraft68]

Maybe I’m just feeling light and brie-zy today. Sorry none of my puns gruyere
manhood or made you cream.

Can I make it up to you guys by letting you fondue my D’s?

I do like cheese nips

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I do like cheese nips

[PUNBREAK]

"Tits is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a snack! I know - it is - but I'm not talking about your sexist snack... I mean new, Nabisco Tits! Cheese Tits and Pizza Tits and Tater Tits! Betcha can't eat just one!"

- George Carlin

[/PUNBREAK]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

"Breast rack"??? Don't even think of strapping me into something like that! That band of bondage isn't my cup of tea.

That's your rack an pinion, huh?

Well, I don't know of any udder whey to check the drive suckle.

 

[EverLux]

That's your rack an pinion, huh?

Well, I don't know of any udder whey to check the drive suckle.

Just be gentle. If you could engine-eer something more convertible, it might get my pedals wet.
Flashing your ABS wouldn't hurt, either.

 

[EverLux]

I do like cheese nips

It'd be Ritz-ky, though. If it's super hot cheez it could burn my skin.

 

[EverLux]

Say "Cheese" and I'll take the picture

Grate! #NoFillers

(I just got this. )

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Just be gentle. If you could engine-eer something more convertible, it might get my pedals wet.
Flashing your ABS wouldn't hurt, either.

I'll just need to gauge the areola pressure and see if it's OK to take a sharp turn.

 

[EverLux]

I'll just need to gauge the areola pressure and see if it's OK to take a sharp turn.

(in homage to my first car)

I'm tired of all this talk of handling my fox body. Let's switch gears and talk about how I can find your sweet spot.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

(in homage to my first car)

I'm tired of all this talk of handling my fox body. Let's switch gears and talk about how I can find your sweet spot.

Ahh, the perineum search for the golden ticket! Yeah. Sorta right there behind my oompah-loompahs.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Ahh, the perineum search for the golden ticket! Yeah. Sorta right there behind my oompah-loompahs.

A man is most intelligent during sex because he is "Plugged" up to the knowledge source!! *Winks*

 

[EverLux]

Ahh, the perineum search for the golden ticket! Yeah. Sorta right there behind my oompah-loompahs.

Don't mind me while I take a glans at the merchandise. I seem to have lost scrotal control of my inhibitions. Urethra gonna love it or, well... no, you're gonna love it.

There's a vas deferens between good touch and bad. And, baby, mine is so, so bad