DeepGreenEyes
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Oh, some sham pain would be vine. I have some real pain; it's making me Bordeaux, and making me wine. So just to clairette up, wanna go have a grape time ennui can try some?
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Oh, some sham pain would be vine. I have some real pain; it's making me Bordeaux, and making me wine. So just to clairette up, wanna go have a grape time ennui can try some?
EverLux
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Of cork, madeira
I’m in need of a full-bodied brut who knows how to make my cheeks rosé. :caning:
lovecraft68
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Of cork, madeira
I'd join in but I booze to easily.
DeepGreenEyes
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I had to think about that ferment! At first I thought you meant the path of yeast resistance, but you really mean that you are scarred you will brews. Yes - you better hang over there.
lovecraft68
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These booze jokes are getting mixed reactions.
Jim is beaming, but Johnny is walking. Meanwhile there's a girl over here who I may have a shot with. The bartender insists I should offer her liquor. But liquor? I don't even know her!
EverLux
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No need to get bitters, boys. You can make your jokes dry or you can make them dirty, so long as you serve them straight up.
Handley_Page
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Even for Lit, that might be considered a trifle kinky.
EverLux
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Too kinky? I guess I'd batter keep it cream from now on. I don't want to whisk offending anyone.
Handley_Page
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Too kinky? I guess I'd batter keep it cream from now on. I don't want to whisk offending anyone.
A frothy remark, if ever I heard one
DeepGreenEyes
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By any measure, this thread just keeps getting batter and batter!
EverLux
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Love it! It's taken me from a dough eyed young thing to a fully baked puncake.
lovecraft68
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I love puncakes, especially the Puncan Hines mix.
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Oil have to bake you some. And I’ll ask your wife water favorite toppings are. I want to get it egg-sactly right for you guys.
(Ingredients on the back of every Duncan Hines box. Bam.)
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Sorry; there's nothing batter than fresh handmaids in the moaning.
lovecraft68
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That egg joke would have cracked me up if I weren't feeling so fried right now. Normally when my mind is not so scrambled the yokes just flow over easy. On the sunny side of things I suppose I could search the net for jokes and poach a few.
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Funny that had dawned on me as well.
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Did you hear that Magica's got a new beau? Joe Lay's his name, and he's a vintage terroir once his cork is popped.
lovecraft68
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His last name is Lay? She better watch out word is you can never eat just one (okay that might be a strictly American joke)
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DeepGreenEyes
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Joe's cheating on me? I'm gonna snack him and BBQ his nuts!
Ughhhh. Cheez. Balls? Now there's a gut Chex.
lovecraft68
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Joe's cheating on me? I'm gonna snack him and BBQ his nuts!
That's right he's nacho boyfriend anymore. Heard he didn't even look at your last foot pics. Didn't want your free toes
EverLux
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These tootsies aren't free, babe.
I'm not gonna be sourdough. I need s'more loving than that twinkie could give.
lovecraft68
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Not free? So that's how your tootsies roll? I see how you are, but there's plenty of devil in this dog there li'l Debbie. You'll be yodeling a totally new tune when my puns tickle your funny bones.
(aside: I sent my wife this link and she had this look on her face like she'd seen a dead bug in her food....so thanks everyone!
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Oooo. I treble with anticipation of your clef-er word play. Just try and keep up with the top pitch of puns
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Oooo. I treble with anticipation of your clef-er word play. Just try and keep up with the top pitch of puns
Good of you to note my word play, its drummed up quite a bit of business for me and allowed me to snare many a young lady. It's the instrument with which I will pluck at your heart strings.
Nope, no fiddling around here. Once you've heard my puns you'll say good bye to Joe and chello to me.
