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You know Cookie, I do not think I have told you, how impressed I am with your ability to find the most delightful GIFs.
 
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"And where do you think you're going?
Do you call cumming all over yourself an apology?
The pizza you delivered to me was cold.
Do I look like the kind of woman who enjoys cold pizza?
No, I don't, do I?
Unless you do exactly everything I say, and I mean exactly, I'm calling your manager and having you fired.
Are we on the same page now, puppy boy?"

:devil:

(hey, I know I can be a bitch sometimes. But I'm a bitch who tips well - sometimes :D )

Someone just pointed out this was my 10,000th post! :nana:
Wow, that's sort of embarrassing actually!
 
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"And where do you think you're going?
Do you call cumming all over yourself an apology?
The pizza you delivered to me was cold.
Do I look like the kind of woman who enjoys cold pizza?
No, I don't, do I?
Unless you do exactly everything I say, and I mean exactly, I'm calling your manager and having you fired.
Are we on the same page now, puppy boy?"

:devil:

(hey, I know I can be a bitch sometimes. But I'm a bitch who tips well - sometimes :D )

Who knew delivering pizza could be so amazing?
 
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"And where do you think you're going?
Do you call cumming all over yourself an apology?
The pizza you delivered to me was cold.
Do I look like the kind of woman who enjoys cold pizza?
No, I don't, do I?
Unless you do exactly everything I say, and I mean exactly, I'm calling your manager and having you fired.
Are we on the same page now, puppy boy?"

:devil:

(hey, I know I can be a bitch sometimes. But I'm a bitch who tips well - sometimes :D )

I'd love to deliver a real pizza (from NYC), but I'm afraid it would be quite cold by the time I arrive with it. Can I make up for that by adding extra sausage topping? ;)
 
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