The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[thør]

And I'm sure that he ate every bit of it!

Of course, it's a fake. Why settle for 32 tons?

 

[Emerson40]

And I'm sure that he ate every bit of it!

Of course, it's a fake. Why settle for 32 tons?

This wee rasher was hilarious:

"More and more cases of bacon theft have been reported over the country over the last years, and them police seems powerless to explain or to stop this new crime spree."


Besides reading like it was written by Schmoops, 'them police' should realize the bacon crime spree is because, well, because it's BACON.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcj2edRTs1qfkqupo1_500.gif

 

[Emerson40]

http://66.media.tumblr.com/cdad5893cc42952ae16a19393e4955f3/tumblr_ocy348anma1qzuqdro1_1280.png

 

[Wings]

Ummm. I'm a Twins fan.

 

[HarryHill]

Bacon is the new Heroin

 

[HarryHill]

Have you ever been to a baseball game Or a networking event

..
never are they fun? and I just discovered I'm a big Twins fan

 

[Emerson40]

I too, am a fan of the twins.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm a fan of those twins, that's for sure.

 

[HarryHill]

Shwing, batter, batter

 

[Wings]

I wear ball caps all the time, what sort of high maintenance girl do you think I am?

I appreciate the suggestions though. I think I'm going to go with pressed black jeans, a dressy top and sandals. The weather is not going to be kind to my love of dresses tomorrow.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[raindancer]

Why must I be a cheese whore?

 

[juttjaw]

I think jeans and a dressy top sounds good, practical.

Yeah, I do too. Good suggestion! What kind of a dressy top?? Please elaborate.

 

[spacekowboy]

Why must I be a cheese whore?

I don't see you charging for the cheese

 

[juttjaw]

Ummm. I'm a Twins fan.

Did you see Tory Hunters kid get ding dong'd Sunday night against Texas?

 

[silver gurl]

Ragweed, you suck.

 

[juttjaw]

Ragweed, you suck.

Concurred.

 

[Disgustipated]

That's why I don't smoke that crap.

 

[juttjaw]

That's why I don't smoke that crap.

Just like smoking ditch weed... When will we ever learn

 

[Wings]

Someone's box is full and I can't write him back and tell him id rather eat bacon than see that again

 

[Wings]

Did you see Tory Hunters kid get ding dong'd Sunday night against Texas?

I didn't. I've been too busy to watch anything.

 

[Sinny]

My box is not full.

 

[Wings]

Sad! It should be!

 

[Que]

This wee rasher was hilarious:

"More and more cases of bacon theft have been reported over the country over the last years, and them police seems powerless to explain or to stop this new crime spree."


Besides reading like it was written by Schmoops, 'them police' should realize the bacon crime spree is because, well, because it's BACON.


http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcj2edRTs1qfkqupo1_500.gif

Rasher.

Heh!

 

[juttjaw]

Someone's box is full and I can't write him back and tell him id rather eat bacon than see that again

Mmmmmm bacon. I've drained off all the grease into my special coffee cup topped with foil.