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Which of the following is the most likely reason you post in a thread

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I agree with Suzanne... Why the fuck are these tits all spraying cum everywhere? Do they have a penis inside?

aussiegeekygal said:
I have custard in my vagina. How in earth do I explain this to the in laws?
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That's called a yeasty beasty. And you get it from it properly cleaning yourself. So, just give your itchy twitchy twat a good douche (not of the Ed Hardy wearing variety) and it's all better.

I think you'll all agree I don't know anything about vaginas or how to clean them.
 
So......we've learned that fucking weird-ass porn exists, no one is truly shocked are they? It's fine for us to look at, have it be part of the discussion for a night. But, what about those that truly get off on it? How would you react if you caught your partner getting off looking at tree porn or smurf porn, for real? Would it be a deal breaker, would you try to understand?
 
ChainedUp said:
So......we've learned that fucking weird-ass porn exists, no one is truly shocked are they? It's fine for us to look at, have it be part of the discussion for a night. But, what about those that truly get off on it? How would you react if you caught your partner getting off looking at tree porn or smurf porn, for real? Would it be a deal breaker, would you try to understand?
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I just googled "weird-ass porn" (I'm still not sure why) - but, if I had a partner, I guess it would depend on the "weird-ass porn" they were watching, and why. Novelty value, a kind of erotic train wreck you can't look away from, whatever - but I don't know that I could stay in a sexual relationship with someone who needed to view misshapen tree limbs to create his own wood... Then again, I've been sexless for almost eight years, so what the fuck do I know! :rolleyes:
 
I'm not sure what I'd even say to my husband. Good point RS made with porn and reality being two separate spaces. Somethings are best left in that fantasy world, behind the closed bedroom door and kept quiet.
 
I think it depends upon whether or not it's negatively impacting your relationship. In my case, I couldn't adequately fulfill his forced-fem, sissy boi, CBT (I could go on) needs so he chose to live in his fantasy world, instead of connecting (physically, emotionally, sexually) with his wife. Reason why I got divorced #432,712

Boys and girls, tell your SO's what you're into before you tie the knot. Don't hide it and surprise them. This PSA was brought to you by Trekka the Divorcee.
 
Rainshine said:
If it wasn't illegal then I'd be fine with it. Porn and reality are two different beasts. If they ever met and he wanted to... say... fuck a tree that looked like a cunt, then we'd need to have a discussion or two first. Splinters are a thing, after all. :D
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I like how you think. I'd be looking for a Groot costume, maybe. There are many things I'd stay away from. I wont make a list. If my SO suddenly found herself or partner was into it, I'd say ok, wtf, and try to see what the appeal was, and if I couldnt get there, I guess I'd have to see how it was going to affect her, me, us, over time. There would be a point where I'd have to say I'm done if this became obssesive and was fucking things up.
 
ChainedUp said:
So......we've learned that fucking weird-ass porn exists, no one is truly shocked are they? It's fine for us to look at, have it be part of the discussion for a night. But, what about those that truly get off on it? How would you react if you caught your partner getting off looking at tree porn or smurf porn, for real? Would it be a deal breaker, would you try to understand?
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If he looks at something I consider weird, gets an erection and/or gets off, no big deal. If he NEEDS to look at the weirdness to get hard or get off, then it becomes an issue.
 
I can't answer that question honestly. So many times what I think my reaction will be to something and what how I actually react are completely different. I try to keep an open mind, however I sometimes lose my shit. I'm human, and humans are incredibly irrational.

I'm with RS in the sentiment that if it's not illegal, then what's the harm? If I found minors, I'd be in a terrible position. I don't even want to think about it, but I have been involved in child porn cases in the past and they're ugly as hell. Dudes, PSA- if there's underage shit on your computers, remove it now. Chances are the cops already know about it.

I'd hope hubby would have enough trust and self esteem to talk to me about his fantasies. We've gotten over the 'let's explore the fantasies in real life' mistake, but it's still important to share them if you're willing. If he came home with dick splinters, I'd laugh my ass off.

Oh, and to the OP. What about you, huh? What kinky shit are you hiding from Pmann?
 
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