Litiquette IV

Which of the following is the most likely reason you post in a thread

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I concur. Sucking face always wins!

Sucking face?! You mean placing their hot, wet lips upon each other, softly at first, gently, uncertainly... And then, overcome with heat, unable to wait any longer, plunging deeper... Their lips crushing down on each other, hungrily. Greedily. Etc. :devil:
 
Sucking face?! You mean placing their hot, wet lips upon each other, softly at first, gently, uncertainly... And then, overcome with heat, unable to wait any longer, plunging deeper... Their lips crushing down on each other, hungrily. Greedily. Etc. :devil:

No, you must remember Ricky is a face hugger from the Alien series. When he says face sucking, it's his polite way of saying taking your body and eating you alive.
 
Sucking face?! You mean placing their hot, wet lips upon each other, softly at first, gently, uncertainly... And then, overcome with heat, unable to wait any longer, plunging deeper... Their lips crushing down on each other, hungrily. Greedily. Etc. :devil:

Stares in your direction with a dopey grin and glassed over eyes.


No, you must remember Ricky is a face hugger from the Alien series. When he says face sucking, it's his polite way of saying taking your body and eating you alive.

I'm not a female praying mantis!
 
My marriage counselor asked me to describe my feelings as a type of tree. My ex husband looking at him in horror and shaking his head no was basically the only thing that happened during counseling that made me want to try to fix the marriage.
 
My marriage counselor asked me to describe my feelings as a type of tree. My ex husband looking at him in horror and shaking his head no was basically the only thing that happened during counseling that made me want to try to fix the marriage.

Well? What type of tree are you?! I'm on the edge of my seat here!
 
My marriage counselor asked me to describe my feelings as a type of tree. My ex husband looking at him in horror and shaking his head no was basically the only thing that happened during counseling that made me want to try to fix the marriage.

Lol. Me and my ex...our one and only marriage counselling session ended with the councilor shrugging and saying "Well...good luck?" That was fun. It was $75 to pay two women to tell me what an asshole I was. :p
 
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