Litiquette IV

[Trekka]

I concur. Sucking face always wins!

Sucking face?! You mean placing their hot, wet lips upon each other, softly at first, gently, uncertainly... And then, overcome with heat, unable to wait any longer, plunging deeper... Their lips crushing down on each other, hungrily. Greedily. Etc.

 

[thejabber27]

Sucking face?! You mean placing their hot, wet lips upon each other, softly at first, gently, uncertainly... And then, overcome with heat, unable to wait any longer, plunging deeper... Their lips crushing down on each other, hungrily. Greedily. Etc.

No, you must remember Ricky is a face hugger from the Alien series. When he says face sucking, it's his polite way of saying taking your body and eating you alive.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Sucking face?! You mean placing their hot, wet lips upon each other, softly at first, gently, uncertainly... And then, overcome with heat, unable to wait any longer, plunging deeper... Their lips crushing down on each other, hungrily. Greedily. Etc.

Stares in your direction with a dopey grin and glassed over eyes.

No, you must remember Ricky is a face hugger from the Alien series. When he says face sucking, it's his polite way of saying taking your body and eating you alive.

I'm not a female praying mantis!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

http://www.xxxcarpetmunchers.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hot_sexy_lesbian_bath_1.jpg

I liked ^this one

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLijuSyDakOciljqXIz5yPhxRbIvFKerjRM0MHo7jNHhJE-a4b

BF liked ^this one.

Thoughts?

I need to track this video down on Xhamster. Add another point to pic A.

 

[Trekka]

Stares in your direction with a dopey grin and glassed over eyes.

I just googled "dopey porn" ... Wow. This exists *giggles*

http://disneyporno.net/sex_pics/pic_7310.jpg

I'm not a female praying mantis!

Dare I google "praying mantis porn?!"

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I just googled "dopey porn" ... Wow. This exists *giggles*

http://disneyporno.net/sex_pics/pic_7310.jpg



Dare I google "praying mantis porn?!"

Rather than give head, they take it!

https://d1o50x50snmhul.cloudfront.net/wp-content/gallery/mg20227121600-attack-of-the-clones/praying_mantis.jpg

 

[thejabber27]

I just googled "dopey porn" ... Wow. This exists *giggles*

http://disneyporno.net/sex_pics/pic_7310.jpg



Dare I google "praying mantis porn?!"

Please do, me and my beard will thank you.

 

[fishyfingers]

I just googled "dopey porn" ... Wow. This exists *giggles*

http://disneyporno.net/sex_pics/pic_7310.jpg

It that better or worse than Smurf porn?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgJz-hxip0fYIM4I7Fe5HJSwR7CUtM-Snxs98KwpGV6_T6IHPIgyd9jsKOkw

 

[Suz_anne]

It that better or worse than Smurf porn?

I don't want to explain why I know this exists. But it does.

 

[thejabber27]

I don't want to explain why I know this exists. But it does.

Does it have to do with a belgian chocolate fetish?

 

[Suz_anne]

Does it have to do with a belgian chocolate fetish?

Um, no.

 

[thejabber27]

Um, no.

Well, there goes all my ideas as to why you know about it.

 

[fishyfingers]

I don't want to explain why I know this exists. But it does.

Haha! I wasn't delving any deeper into Smurf porn than I had to. One of my mates sent me a link for shits and giggles - but I don't know if he was telling me blue balls were good or bad...

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I don't want to explain why I know this exists. But it does.

I love the whistling part.

 

[Trekka]

I don't want to explain why I know this exists. But it does.

This made my night. Truly. *applause*

 

[Trekka]

I love the whistling part.

I like how she licks the blue paint off his smurf chubby

 

[Trekka]

Rather than give head, they take it!

Yep, it exists! Praying mantis porn ftw!

http://i.imgur.com/zb7Bc18.gif

 

[ElasticMermaid]

My marriage counselor asked me to describe my feelings as a type of tree. My ex husband looking at him in horror and shaking his head no was basically the only thing that happened during counseling that made me want to try to fix the marriage.

 

[Trekka]

My marriage counselor asked me to describe my feelings as a type of tree. My ex husband looking at him in horror and shaking his head no was basically the only thing that happened during counseling that made me want to try to fix the marriage.

Well? What type of tree are you?! I'm on the edge of my seat here!

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Gawd I want to google tree porn soooooo bad now!

 

[thejabber27]

Gawd I want to google tree porn soooooo bad now!

You know, I just feel like that would turn up people smoking Maryjane and then having sex.

 

[Trekka]

Gawd I want to google tree porn soooooo bad now!

Great minds...

http://i.imgur.com/SQl93il.jpg

http://ci.memecdn.com/309/5265309.jpg

I'm actually kind of fascinated now....

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IWn1UTEW0RY/Rp4UOW0kXUI/AAAAAAAADCo/QmwDPovDbW4/s320/treeporn.jpg

 

[Trekka]

Crowning Glory:

http://i.imgur.com/xRgF3.jpg

Groot! Lol

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Yep, it exists! Praying mantis porn ftw!

http://i.imgur.com/zb7Bc18.gif

Technically, they're doing it wrong.

Crowning Glory:

http://i.imgur.com/xRgF3.jpg

Groot! Lol

OMG!!!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

My marriage counselor asked me to describe my feelings as a type of tree. My ex husband looking at him in horror and shaking his head no was basically the only thing that happened during counseling that made me want to try to fix the marriage.

Lol. Me and my ex...our one and only marriage counselling session ended with the councilor shrugging and saying "Well...good luck?" That was fun. It was $75 to pay two women to tell me what an asshole I was.