The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Bookishleigh]

Oh gawd. What if swallowing the bug gave me this tummy trouble?? Then I would be!

I can't remember what the lady swallowed after the fly - I only remember perhaps she would die.

It was my son's favorite story though.

And I hope you feel better soon - and do not die from swallowing a fly.

 

[Wings]

I can't remember what the lady swallowed after the fly - I only remember perhaps she would die.

It was my son's favorite story though.

And I hope you feel better soon - and do not die from swallowing a fly.

I think it was a spider, a bird, and a cat. My kids loved that one as well.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I think it was a spider, a bird, and a cat. My kids loved that one as well.

High protein diet.

 

[Wings]

High protein diet.

Considering I don't even eat meat this whole thing is effed up!

 

[Aglaopheme]

Oh gawd. What if swallowing the bug gave me this tummy trouble?? Then I would be!

Sounds like my middle munchkin. Not the ideal way to spend the last days of summer. Feel better soon.

 

[HarryHill]

Our State Fair is a great state fair....

-_- same movie

I'm sorry for you loss.

You really are a nice guy, thanks for those same words after my dog died

 

[ryan8558]

That popped in my my head because it's almost our state fair time!!!!

mmm corny dogs with mustard!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqbBvDzWgAAD8er.jpg:large

 

[Wings]

Sounds like my middle munchkin. Not the ideal way to spend the last days of summer. Feel better soon.

Would you come take care of me???

 

[ryan8558]

This is your fault Henry.

State Fair

 

[pointless]

you know you can buy corn dogs year round at pretty much any grocery store, right?

 

[phantom4533]

I think I will have grilled chicken thighs for lunch.

 

[ryan8558]

you know you can buy corn dogs year round at pretty much any grocery store, right?

yes, but it's the atmosphere!!!

 

[pointless]

I think I will have grilled chicken thighs for lunch.

best part of the chicken.

and i hate fairs, but i'm a weirdo, so that's to be expected.

 

[ryan8558]

Fall, college football, high school football, has been rock act concerts (classic rock), cotton candy, fried cheesecake, fried ice cream, fried butter, the auto show, fried candy bars.

how can you not love a state fair?

I would've said the animal exhibits but SMELLS.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Would you come take care of me???

As soon as I can dehair myself after the obligatory back to school trims. Two down one to go, and these girls have crazy thick hair like their mother.

Sorry in advance.

http://i2.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article7132721.ece/ALTERNATES//s458b/Mike-Wolfe-is-a-man-with-a-bushy-back.jpg

 

[Wings]

As soon as I can dehair myself after the obligatory back to school trims. Two down one to go, and these girls have crazy thick hair like their mother.

Sorry in advance.

http://i2.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article7132721.ece/ALTERNATES//s458b/Mike-Wolfe-is-a-man-with-a-bushy-back.jpg

Okay, I can wait.

 

[GrandpaBill]

http://thenortheasttoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wtc1.gif

New York City, September 10, 2001

 

[trysail]

As soon as I can dehair myself after the obligatory back to school trims. Two down one to go, and these girls have crazy thick hair like their mother.

Sorry in advance.

http://i2.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article7132721.ece/ALTERNATES//s458b/Mike-Wolfe-is-a-man-with-a-bushy-back.jpg

Ugh.
That is nasty.


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[thør]

Some people just shouldn't fly without sedation.

 

[neci]

That popped in my my head because it's almost our state fair time!!!!

mmm corny dogs with mustard!!!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CqbBvDzWgAAD8er.jpg:large

i have never been to the state fair. one day i need to remedy this.

 

[deehere]

Yeah I read your post and I had to put my head between my knees for a bit. Horrific shit.

So, I'm confused. Is it that the idea of dunking a Jaffa cake in coffee or even milk so repulsive to you or any donut in general? A Jaffa cake is a cake with orange and chocolate in it?

 

[Aquagal]

The dog alerted me to shenanigans going on in the yard.

 

[ryan8558]

drop down to about 5000 ft and let them off.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Summary: "You can have taxes or you can have jobs, but you can't have both."

-Tim Cook
CEO
Apple, Inc.
(letter to Apple community in Europe)
http://www.apple.com/ie/customer-letter/

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From your link:

As responsible corporate citizens, we are also proud of our contributions to local economies across Europe, and to communities everywhere. As our business has grown over the years, we have become the largest taxpayer in Ireland, the largest taxpayer in the United States, and the largest taxpayer in the world.

Taxes for multinational companies are complex, yet a fundamental principle is recognized around the world: A company’s profits should be taxed in the country where the value is created. Apple, Ireland and the United States all agree on this principle.

In Apple’s case, nearly all of our research and development takes place in California, so the vast majority of our profits are taxed in the United States.European companies doing business in the U.S. are taxed according to the same principle. But the Commission is now calling to retroactively change those rules.

Ugh.
That is nasty.


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I said sorry.

 

[ryan8558]

i have never been to the state fair. one day i need to remedy this.

yes, yes you do