The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

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I understand that sort of thing is considered acceptable in some parts of the world.

Then the US military should stop fucking about in the Middle East and actually do something about such crimes against humanity.
 
Then the US military should stop fucking about in the Middle East and actually do something about such crimes against humanity.

But I suspect America is one of those places where it would be considered acceptable. Although they don't generally have Jaffa cakes in America.

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In fact, I assumed an American was responsible for your initial comment.
 
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I don't see how that's possible, you're so attractive to everything else! :rose:


Now I'm just showing off! :devil:

Flattery will get you everywhere. :eek: :D

Yes, you are! I swear mine is still playing up. It keeps quoting the same thing even though I've clicked it off. Meh. No biggie.
 
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.


I just swallowed a bug.

Those two sentences are not related.

Ha!!!! And here I was thinking bug was code for drugs or some other, um, stuff you might swallow in prison.
 
Ha!!!! And here I was thinking bug was code for drugs or some other, um, stuff you might swallow in prison.

Not code, just me yelling at my dog to hurry up and poop. Pretty sure it was a mosquito that flew in my mouth during said yell. Damn dog. Damn bugs.

Yeah but put them together and they sound sinister. Like something a serial killer would say.

Especially if you rub your hands together.

I could go for a cunting good time.

When Fata's around, that's what we all get.
 
I'm so fuckin' gutless. :(

I took the kids to the beach, and we came across a gull that clearly had something wrong with it. It didn't move or fly when we approached it. I got right up to him, and could see he was choking or gagging on something stuck in his throat. He was too weak to even try to walk away from us, we got right up to him. He was covered in bugs.

I knew he was going to die. I knew he was suffering. I knew that I probably should find a big rock or stick and smack him on the head to end his suffering. And I couldn't frigging do it. :( Could not kill it, poor thing. Now I am thinking about him dying on that beach, maybe taking hours or days to expire, and wondering if I should drive back there with a shovel, and maybe in the dark I could do it.

I know it's just a bird, but I am seeing it standing there in my mind, and it's bothering me something fierce.
 
I'm so fuckin' gutless. :(

I took the kids to the beach, and we came across a gull that clearly had something wrong with it. It didn't move or fly when we approached it. I got right up to him, and could see he was choking or gagging on something stuck in his throat. He was too weak to even try to walk away from us, we got right up to him. He was covered in bugs.

I knew he was going to die. I knew he was suffering. I knew that I probably should find a big rock or stick and smack him on the head to end his suffering. And I couldn't frigging do it. :( Could not kill it, poor thing. Now I am thinking about him dying on that beach, maybe taking hours or days to expire, and wondering if I should drive back there with a shovel, and maybe in the dark I could do it.

I know it's just a bird, but I am seeing it standing there in my mind, and it's bothering me something fierce.

I have complete faith that someone else stumbled across the same bird and did what you could not do. Perhaps you weren't meant to be the one to make such a decision. Do not beat yourself up - I wouldn't have been able to do it either. :(
 
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