The Isolated Blurt Thread XXX: Well Endowed Cock Sleeves

[Fata Morgana]

No idea.

The board is so meh at the moment.

Smoot going on about his perfect Lit spouse lol, Reloaded and bb bombing the board with their "women this and that" and "Obummer" threads. Mike Yates probably had another bad dream.

It is a bit wank. I was gonna quit at 31 but death threads always bring me back. Then I saw some cunt is dunking jaffas and I kinda wish it was my own.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

 

[girlsmiley]

mike's bad dreams give me bad dreams

hi gs!

G'day mate!

How you been, champ? Keeping well? Always good to see you posting.

 

[girlsmiley]

Speaking of bad dreams, last night I dreamed that I was on a really crowded boat, and Harrison Ford was sitting next to me so I gave him a hand job.

What the fuck Lori.

Why did you dream that?

 

[Sean]

It is a bit wank. I was gonna quit at 31 but death threads always bring me back. Then I saw some cunt is dunking jaffas and I kinda wish it was my own.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

 

[girlsmiley]

It is a bit wank. I was gonna quit at 31 but death threads always bring me back. Then I saw some cunt is dunking jaffas and I kinda wish it was my own.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

The board is what you make it really. I'm learning.

Hello Petal! You can't quit woman, you're addicted!

And plus you're awesome. You can't leave. You're like the concrete that binds us all together.

Look I even mentioned you in Smoot's thread.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=80031992&postcount=7

 

[Lorilei]

What the fuck Lori.

Why did you dream that?

No idea. It was a weird night, and hand jobs are gross.

 

[Fata Morgana]

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

Yeah I read your post and I had to put my head between my knees for a bit. Horrific shit.

 

[Fata Morgana]

The board is what you make it really. I'm learning.

Hello Petal! You can't quit woman, you're addicted!

And plus you're awesome. You can't leave. You're like the concrete that binds us all together.

Look I even mentioned you in Smoot's thread.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=80031992&postcount=7

Hey up you! I yam...tis true.

Oh god, married to Smoot. I can't even. Mrs Heavy-Dick.

 

[pollynova]

No idea.

The board is so meh at the moment.

Smoot going on about his perfect Lit spouse lol, Reloaded and bb bombing the board with their "women this and that" and "Obummer" threads. Mike Yates probably had another bad dream.

Mike has voices telling him to eat nachos!

And hi you!

 

[girlsmiley]

No idea. It was a weird night, and hand jobs are gross.

I agree.

 

[Equinoxe]

... Then I saw some cunt is dunking jaffas and I kinda wish it was my own....

I understand that sort of thing is considered acceptable in some parts of the world.

 

[girlsmiley]

Why can't I multiquote? This is an outrage!

That's it. I'm writing a letter to Laurel.

Oh wait. No, I was just pressing the wrong thing.

That letter would have been so damn good too.

 

[girlsmiley]

It's not working. Kitty mama! My quote is broken. I has a sad.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/094/nuNAS.png

 

[spacekowboy]

And with just one sentence Lori breaks my heart wide open.

 

[girlsmiley]

Mike has voices telling him to eat nachos!

And hi you!

Were the nachos telling him to eat them? Because sometimes cakes tell me to eat them.

Hello gorgeous. How've you been?

 

[girlsmiley]

Hey up you! I yam...tis true.

Oh god, married to Smoot. I can't even. Mrs Heavy-Dick.

Hahahahaha!

There's a name change! Laurelle!

 

[pollynova]

Were the nachos telling him to eat them? Because sometimes cakes tell me to eat them.

Hello gorgeous. How've you been?

I don't know if the voices were the nachos themselves, that would be really weird!

I've been okay. I cut my finger really bad! But on the plus side, I can multiquote!

It's not working. Kitty mama! My quote is broken. I has a sad.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/013/094/nuNAS.png

Look at the cute little fluffball!

 

[ryan8558]

Voices tell me to eat nachos too.

Well actually only one voice and it's mine.

 

[girlsmiley]

Mike has voices telling him to eat nachos!

And hi you!

I don't know if the voices were the nachos themselves, that would be really weird!

I've been okay. I cut my finger really bad! But on the plus side, I can multiquote!




Look at the cute little fluffball!

I think it's just me. I just seem to repel technology these days.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hahahahaha!

There's a name change! Laurelle!

Cunt.

 

[girlsmiley]

Motherffffffff.

Yep. It's definitely just me.

 

[pollynova]

Voices tell me to eat nachos too.

Well actually only one voice and it's mine.

My nacho voice is really loud sometimes!

I think it's just me. I just seem to repel technology these days.

I don't see how that's possible, you're so attractive to everything else!

Motherffffffff.

Yep. It's definitely just me.

Now I'm just showing off!

 

[girlsmiley]

Cunt.

I've missed you.

 

[Lorilei]

And with just one sentence Lori breaks my heart wide open.

It's a gift.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I've missed you.

Me too petal.