RIP magical wand

[neci]

you were the best friend a girl could ask for. all buzz and no talk back. i will miss you.

*wipes tear*

 

[Saint Peter]

 

[BotanyBoy]

you were the best friend a girl could ask for. all buzz and no talk back. i will miss you.

*wipes tear*

Time to upgrade

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YfKJpdo4Cnk/hqdefault.jpg

 

[Bert Notorius]

always have
a back up.

 

[neci]

thank you for your kind understanding.

Time to upgrade

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YfKJpdo4Cnk/hqdefault.jpg

well now... hello jack hammer.

 

[phrodeau]

you were the best friend a girl could ask for. all buzz and no talk back. i will miss you.

*wipes tear*

I'm almost afraid to ask, but how did you break it?

 

[neci]

always have
a back up.

it's just not the same.

 

[Wings]

Time for a sybian!

 

[neci]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but how did you break it?

the motor died.

 

[pink]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but how did you break it?

Think about it.......it's Neci.

 

[neci]

Time for a sybian!

ahahahahahaaha!

i can't put that in my bedside table!

 

[Emerson40]

you were the best friend a girl could ask for. all buzz and no talk back. i will miss you.

*wipes tear*

Sincerest condolences to you and your vah-jay, during this time of remembrance and grief.

 

[neci]

Think about it.......it's Neci.

Sincerest condolences to you and your vah-jay, during this time of remembrance and grief.

i am so fucking frustrated right now.

 

[Wings]

ahahahahahaaha!

i can't put that in my bedside table!

Build a platform around it, it can be your reading nook by day, your nook and cranny filler by night.


That might be the sort of thing we are doing in our bedroom at the new place.

 

[neci]

maybe if i just go shove my cunt against an outlet.

 

[neci]

Build a platform around it, it can be your reading nook by day, your nook and cranny filler by night.


That might be the sort of thing we are doing in our bedroom at the new place.

i just need my magical friend back.

*sobs*

 

[Emerson40]

Perhaps a strongly worded letter to Hitachi is in order.

 

[spacekowboy]

Stick a 9 volt battery on your fun button.

 

[RobDownSouth]

you were the best friend a girl could ask for. all buzz and no talk back. i will miss you.

*wipes tear*

Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When a vibrator dies that has been especially close to someone here, that toy goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are muffins and twats for all of our special friends so they can hum and play together. There are plenty of batteries (and AC power for the larger Sybians), and our friends are overhauled back to factory specs.

All the vibrators who had been worn and old are restored to "like-new" condition. Those who were discolored or broken are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The vibrators are happy and content to buzz merrily along, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all buzz together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops! His on/off switch twitches. His eager tip quivers. Suddenly he begins to roll away from the group, faster and faster....

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The beloved contact between your clit and your toy is renewed; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look forward to wave after wave of constant pleasure, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

 

[Wings]

i just need my magical friend back.

*sobs*

Emerson is on to something, can you request a replacement?


In the meantime, I wish you well filling the void.

 

[neci]

Perhaps a strongly worded letter to Hitachi is in order.

this was a generic wand. trust me. next time i'm going brand name.

Stick a 9 volt battery on your fun button.

 

[phrodeau]

Think about it.......it's Neci.

I imagined that her vagina bit it in half.

 

[Saint Peter]

I was told the wands are a little too much at times. I thought an old school Varica could cut the power back and make the juices flow.

https://www.circuitspecialists.com/variac-tdgc2-2.html

 

[lovetoread]

i am so sorry for your loss

 

[neci]

Just this side of Heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When a vibrator dies that has been especially close to someone here, that toy goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are muffins and twats for all of our special friends so they can hum and play together. There are plenty of batteries (and AC power for the larger Sybians), and our friends are overhauled back to factory specs.

All the vibrators who had been worn and old are restored to "like-new" condition. Those who were discolored or broken are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The vibrators are happy and content to buzz merrily along, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all buzz together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops! His on/off switch twitches. His eager tip quivers. Suddenly he begins to roll away from the group, faster and faster....

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The beloved contact between your clit and your toy is renewed; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look forward to wave after wave of constant pleasure, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....

it's going in the trash.

Emerson is on to something, can you request a replacement?


In the meantime, I wish you well filling the void.

i'm already shopping for a replacement.