Easing into Lit one board at a time

I was going to wear some white trousers this morning, with a pretty pink sleeveless knit top, that I never wear because I never wear trousers.

The trousers felt so alien I removed them within minutes. I think the top is going to go to the donate pile :(.

I drove my kids to school in my pajamas. True story. The teenager hated it. It was awesome :)
 
She's still here?

No fits of histrionics? No final post I'm outta here?

You guys are slipping.

Welcome, EllayBee.:)
 
The most popular LIT posters share these qualifications:

Be on disability (bipolar disorder and borderline personality are common), have an addiction, have a low IQ, and live with your mom.

No wonder I'm not popular

They're should be an automatic message sent to everyone when they join explaining how NOT to appear as an alt. How does one go about being new here and actually convince the veterans?

Don't try. They will make up their minds in their own
 
There are popular Lit posters?

You're no slouch, Cochise. Me? I struggle to cope with the fame on the daily. It's driven me to eccentric extroversion but with adequate moral grounding so's not to ultimately lose my soul to the slings and arrows of a never ending sip from the fountain of glamorous depravity. You roll with similar cache, but likely with a finely pressed suit, and properly sorted hair.

Salutations and open arms to our newest addition, you'll find no more keenly sublime destination on the face of the internet as here where you've landed. It's a special and unique place. I'm InternationalFunboy, the Crown Prince of Revels, Your Highness of Flyness. Welcome... *tips hat*
 
I haven't seen Vetteman in quite some time.

His wife figured out his password and that was it for him. The amazing thing is that it took her so long to figure out that it was "12345". She kept getting the "1234" part but the 5 stumped her for years.
 
His wife figured out his password and that was it for him. The amazing thing is that it took her so long to figure out that it was "12345". She kept getting the "1234" part but the 5 stumped her for years.

It was either that or spending $780 per month on his electric bill. Yes, he claimed that.
 
See, you CAN barge in here and not get tarred and feathered.

The secret strategy is to not be a dingbat.

Hi, so far not dingbat.
 
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