Easing into Lit one board at a time

[tedsbeds]

Would you believe I haven't gotten a single one since I started this thread? Dead inbox.

Would you like a creepy one? I could go way out of character for you

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Wait, did I pick the not nice board?

You sure did, but you're one of the very few noobs who have come in here lately with a good attitude and a degree of humility. Most people would have had the snot beaten out of them by now. You should do fine.

 

[Bidin~Time]

Wait, did I pick the not nice board?

You sure did, but you're one of the very few noobs who have come in here lately with a good attitude and a degree of humility. Most people would have had the snot beaten out of them by now. You should do fine.

What the Colonel said.

 

[EllAyyBee]

You sure did, but you're one of the very few noobs who have come in here lately with a good attitude and a degree of humility. Most people would have had the snot beaten out of them by now. You should do fine.

I take abuse well. I welcome it.

 

[tedsbeds]

I take abuse well. I welcome it.

Well you are in the wrong thread my lady. Abuse and sarcasm is on aisle three.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I take abuse well. I welcome it.

You're gonna love it here.

 

[BotanyBoy]

You sure did, but you're one of the very few noobs who have come in here lately with a good attitude and a degree of humility. Most people would have had the snot beaten out of them by now. You should do fine.

The good Colonel phrases my sentiment more eloquently than I could, yet again.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I take abuse well. I welcome it.

Yeah?

Then get down on your hands and knees, crawl over here, then stand right back up and pull down your panties, then get back down on your hands and knees, but facing away from me with your summer dress flung over your hips, your clenched, quivering, milky pale buttocks high in the air and get ready for a proper fanny tanning with my warm, loving and slightly calloused palm, you sassy little tavern wench!

*actually, upon further reflection, it might make better sense just to take off your panties before you crawl over to me to make the steps of sexualized debasement more efficient in this scenario

I'd say ignore the history and other people's personal dynamics. . I mostly don't want to know history still.

http://www.hippoquotes.com/img/history-quotes-doomed-to-repeat/quote-those-who-do-not-remember-the-past-are-condemned-to-repeat-it-george-santayana-162594.jpg

or

http://www.pixteller.com/pdata/t/l-6892.jpg

( this thread makes me smile)

But I betcha a bowl of raspberry vanilla ice cream with a few shortbread cookies embedded all around it would make ya smile more!

 

[Never]

I hear there's good chat to be found here. I started in the personals page and am timidly dipping my toe in the water here on the general forum. Soooo hi everyone! Please be nice. I like people.

Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Saint Peter]

LOL no dear, they are much nicer over there.

Or so, they say.

Word!

 

[Queersetti]

Hi Ella,

Welcome to the board.



You will also need a thick skin. There is a bit of a hazing process for noobs that goes on here; it just is, roll with it and have fun with it.

Full disclosure: we've been hazing some of these assholes for more than 15 years.

 

[Queersetti]

Would you believe I haven't gotten a single one since I started this thread? Dead inbox.

Poor old Miles.

 

[EllAyyBee]

The creepy threads, they are a pilin' in now.

I know anytime an outsider tries to break into an established social group, hazing is tip top of the list as far as welcomes go. Who wants that anyway?

*raises hand*

Me! Me! I'll take it.

 

[Que]

Well, hell. This one was the easist to introduce, ever.

And here I was- thinking that I'd gone over the top by using lots of internal jargon and making it obvious that this person has been here before.

 

[EllAyyBee]

Man, they were not kidding when they said "alt paranoia" is real.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

The most popular LIT posters share these qualifications:

Be on disability (bipolar disorder and borderline personality are common), have an addiction, have a low IQ, and live with your mom.

 

[Que]

As Freud said, even paranoids can have enemies. You're doing this "I'm totally new here" thing entirely wrong.

It would be better to pretend that you don't get veiled references.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I hear there's good chat to be found here. I started in the personals page and am timidly dipping my toe in the water here on the general forum. Soooo hi everyone! Please be nice. I like people.

Welcome to Lit, EllAyyBee!

 

[Disgustipated]

Man, they were not kidding when they said "alt paranoia" is real.

You're not paranoid enough.

 

[EllAyyBee]

The most popular LIT posters share these qualifications:

Be on disability, have an addiction, have a low IQ, and live with your mom.

Bio time. I'm 34. Married 10 years. I have two kids, both boys, and one recently became a teenager. I'm self-employed. I work from home. My home, that I own, with no parents living here. Well, my dad resides here when he visits, he died in 2011 though so that's a different story for a different day for a different thread. I came to Lit because my last playground got boring. I was on Fetlife for years. The husband thought it sounded coolike, he joined, and suddenly my lovely little corrupt kingdom was boring because he wanted to swap Fet anecdotes. I came here. I think it's funny people suspect I'm an alt. At least they're thinking about me I suppose.

 

[Disgustipated]

Bio time. I'm 34. Married 10 years. I have two kids, both boys, and one recently became a teenager. I'm self-employed. I work from home. My home, that I own, with no parents living here. Well, my dad resides here when he visits, he died in 2011 though so that's a different story for a different day for a different thread. I came to Lit because my last playground got boring. I was on Fetlife for years. The husband thought it sounded coolike, he joined, and suddenly my lovely little corrupt kingdom was boring because he wanted to swap Fet anecdotes. I came here. I think it's funny people suspect I'm an alt. At least they're thinking about me I suppose.

It's rad that your dead father still resides in your home.

 

[EllAyyBee]

As Freud said, even paranoids can have enemies. You're doing this "I'm totally new here" thing entirely wrong.

It would be better to pretend that you don't get veiled references.

They're should be an automatic message sent to everyone when they join explaining how NOT to appear as an alt. How does one go about being new here and actually convince the veterans?

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's rad that your dead father still resides in your home.

Can you tell the chunky guy to put some pants on?