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My mother- in- law went though the drive through at a Kentucky fried chicken. The person asked what she would like to order. My mother in law said I would like one of your big juicy breasts please! Awkward!:D
 
Tryharder62 said:
My mother- in- law went though the drive through at a Kentucky fried chicken. The person asked what she would like to order. My mother in law said I would like one of your big juicy breasts please! Awkward!:D
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I wouldn't have even blinked at that.

You want to hear awkward? A friend of mine was asked by a waitress if she and her husband had fun plans for the night and she answered "yes, sex" while taking a picture of her husband's reaction.
 
Noor said:
I wouldn't have even blinked at that.

You want to hear awkward? A friend of mine was asked by a waitress if she and her husband had fun plans for the night and she answered "yes, sex" while taking a picture of her husband's reaction.
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The woman always knows first!
 
Well, I don't have any funny "restaurant quips" that come to mind at the moment....but I do have an interesting fast-food chain story that might lead you all to start eating at home...

I won't mention the name of the restaurant lest I be sued, given, after 10 years or so, I can't prove that it happened...but I swear, it happened.

A friend and I stopped at a popular fast-food restaurant and ordered our food....got our drinks and sat down to wait for our sandwiches to be made.

I took a couple of sips from my drink then excused myself to go to the ladies room to wash my hands before the food arrived. (we had been shopping at a few stores beforehand and I'm a maniac about keeping my hands clean).

While I stood at the sink in the ladies room washing my hands with the antibacterial soap offered for washing, I looked over toward the commode....

Sitting on the floor right next to the commode was a plunger...not a big deal in the grand scheme of things....

BUT...written in large black magic marker up along the wooden handle read....


"FOR ICE MACHINE ONLY". Puke.
 
you want to hear something embarrassing

Me and my boyfriend at the time were at his parents for dinner and halfway through dinner i feel somebody trying to play footsie with me. I thought that it was my boyfriend so i let it continue until i felt "his foot" started getting closer and closer to my pussy .So a little alarmed i look under the table and say that it was my boyfriends brothers playing footsie with me . He winked at me and withdrew his foot ,and for the rest of the night i tried not making eye contact with anyone so embarrassed
 
The older guy ahead of me at the grocery checkout was having trouble getting organized. He handed the cashier a wad of bills instead of the two $20s he'd just peeled off.
The cashier was fairly attractive. She looked at the wad of cash and said, "Wow, that's a lot of money. You want me to come home with you?"
She kinda half-laughed before she realized she embarrassed the hell out of the guy.
 
cutebaker7924 said:
Me and my boyfriend at the time were at his parents for dinner and halfway through dinner i feel somebody trying to play footsie with me. I thought that it was my boyfriend so i let it continue until i felt "his foot" started getting closer and closer to my pussy .So a little alarmed i look under the table and say that it was my boyfriends brothers playing footsie with me . He winked at me and withdrew his foot ,and for the rest of the night i tried not making eye contact with anyone so embarrassed
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Sounds like the beginning of a great porn but I bet that was crazy embarrassing!
 
Not a joke. When my wife to be and I were dating her mother and older sister used to remove their tops and force me to fondle their breasts. (Well maybe force is the wrong word.)
Over the years they also begged me to have sex with them.
At first I didn't plan on marrying the girlfriend so almost gave in. Then I realized had I done it I'd be known as a motherfucker.
As the years pass I sort of like that name and regret it. More awkward moments in my life.:(
 
Years ago my mom went to a hair salon. When the stylist asked if she wanted her hair blow dried, she said "yes, I'd like a blow job"
 
deehere said:
Years ago my mom went to a hair salon. When the stylist asked if she wanted her hair blow dried, she said "yes, I'd like a blow job"
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Along this vein, I was discussing a big project with a colleague, and summarized by reinforcing what I said by telling her it was her "That will be your big job for the day."

Then I noticed her snap her head in my direction with a puzzled look. I asked her what was wrong. She started to laugh and said I said "That will be your blowjob for the day."

Before I could apologize she said it was all right, she knew it was a slip of the tongue, but then added "It looked like it was going to be a fun day."

After that she became more flirty.
 
Noor said:
I wish! It might surprise you to know that women get turned down too.
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And that is why I am divorced....

I am waiting for him to tell me he met the right man any day now.
 
Yea, ask the dude doing application bundles how big his package is and see the hilarious reaction of the rest of tbe team.
 
Fermina_Daza said:
I'm teasing. He's just weirdly asexual. He has actually suggested we try "working things out." Yeah, no....
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Was your appetite too much for him?

I have absolutely no idea what asexuality must feel like. I've been all the way sexual since jump. I don't have a switch, it's a dimmer. If I'm not "on," I'm just turned down to save energy. :D
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Was your appetite too much for him?

I have absolutely no idea what asexuality must feel like. I've been all the way sexual since jump. I don't have a switch, it's a dimmer. If I'm not "on," I'm just turned down to save energy. :D
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Sadly, yes...it was too much for him. Complete role reversal.

So....whatcha doing right now? :cool:
 
Fermina_Daza said:
I'm teasing. He's just weirdly asexual. He has actually suggested we try "working things out." Yeah, no....
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My last long term ex wanted to always have sex Friday night, sa5urday morning and Saturday night.... never during the week but he was insulted if I masturba5ed during the week. :rolleyes:
 
jezzilee said:
My last long term ex wanted to always have sex Friday night, sa5urday morning and Saturday night.... never during the week but he was insulted if I masturba5ed during the week. :rolleyes:
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Bwahahaha! Well, I always wanted sex on Friday too but that was because we watched Spartacus on Starz and damn there was a lot of sex in that show. More often than not though it was me and BOB. And I made sure he KNEW about BOB.

I'm a bitch that way.
 
Fermina_Daza said:
Bwahahaha! Well, I always wanted sex on Friday too but that was because we watched Spartacus on Starz and damn there was a lot of sex in that show. More often than not though it was me and BOB. And I made sure he KNEW about BOB.

I'm a bi5ch that way.
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FYP...

lol
 
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