My Shady Goods

[Lyricalli]

So the first let's my scrotum off the hook.



Just typing that hurt!

For the second we can argue you have to open the doors (keystrokes). I was going to say you have to chat me up (keystrokes) but we both know you sometimes wake to "Random Acts of Porn" (aka R.A.P.). The downside to being the first person to send me an unsolicited PM. Sorry.

But I think we should say any picture that violated my personal Lit Code is an Easter Egg. Sound reasonable to you Sliph?

It appears that I have dozens and dozens... and dozens... of Easter eggs. That's quite a lot of eggs. Good thing I love eggs!

It's true, I never realized that PM would lead to waking up to, and sometimes going to sleep to, Random Acts of Porn. Though, I'm pretty sure I've never asked for an apology.

 

[Lyricalli]

On the mornings I'm tired or sick it can take a while for my brain to kick into gear. Here's me lounging in my bed. I give you Pale Cheetah. No wait, a Pale Pita.

Pale? That ain't pale. Maybe one day, I'll show you what pale really looks like.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Never question my commando over pop culture references.... I especially hate to miss making commando pop culture references. Since you are fluent jn typo I shall leave that be.

I'll forgo questioning more than your command of pop culture references in exchange for commando pop culture pictures. I shall try to work through the typos (especially now that I have an inkling how much work it takes to eliminate them).

It's fantastic that you should listen to PM requests and it certainly has been noted and you shall be receiving my requests via PM (take me off your ignore list dammit) but.... you really have to steal my lines and be a PITA... your kind not my kind... my kind was nice... and I never even got to use it. That makes me sad, and even the striking figure on your bed (whoever you hired to impersonate you got the spacial hair spot on) can't make me happy now. So the next image gets commented on in typos.

I do my best to respond to those wanting to have fun and be friends (witty banter works wonders too). I've made it clear from Page 1 I take requests. So PM away (you're not only off the Ignore list you're the Buddy list now). Your line was perfect so I used it. You're right I should have asked first. If it ever happens again I'll wait until you shed Morpheus' cloak and ask permission. The model was spendy but I thought you'd like him (he showed up in Crocs).

You look wonderful in your shower pictures always. I don't play rock paper scissors, even with extensions but I shall make an exception this time. And because I want to make one line out of this have meaning, I shall leave a quote.

"An unlocked door means that, occasionally, you might get a devil come in, but a locked door means you have thousands of angels just walk by" - Ian MacKaye

First, thanks for the translation. That last bit was beyond my fluency. And thanks for the kind words after my botched post. We both know that the best way to learn is multiple exposures. So if you want the rest can rock, paper, scissor and when the winner is done you can provide a second exposure. I'll even let you pick the method.

I thought about leaving an open door from time to time (actually I have once or twice by accident and my friends have always had my back and helped me catch it) but even if I wanted to break my own rules and leave a door open I wouldn't do it without consulting my friends for their trusted and valued input.

Cheers

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm just here to give you a hug and say 'hi'.

Hi.

 

[LizzieEr]

Stop editing my comments..... I said spatial, not facial......


Arrrgh....

*Runs away sobbing*

Wait, text me the model's contact? I have things in mind for him.

 

[HonorableRogue]

It appears that I have dozens and dozens... and dozens... of Easter eggs. That's quite a lot of eggs. Good thing I love eggs!

It's true, I never realized that PM would lead to waking up to, and sometimes going to sleep to, Random Acts of Porn. Though, I'm pretty sure I've never asked for an apology.

Wow! . I'm like the Easter Bunny just leaving eggs everywhere for you. Recalling some of those eggs I'm more like the Cadbury Bunny leaving a variety of eggs (creme, mini, special, etc.).

I still recall our initial exchange and your surprise at and enjoyment of that first image. You've never asked for an apology nor anything else. The apology was a joke and was freely given just like everything else. Dozens and dozens? Really? What a man whore.

Pale? That ain't pale. Maybe one day, I'll show you what pale really looks like.

Okie! And in return I'll show you a Pale Ale or is that a Cream Ale?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I'm just here to give you a hug and say 'hi'.

Hi.

BFG! Long time no chat. What mischief have you been up to little girl?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Stop editing my comments..... I said spatial, not facial......


Arrrgh....

*Runs away sobbing*

Wait, text me the model's contact? I have things in mind for him.

LOL! You explicitly tell me your response has typos and then get upset when I get one correction wrong? Sometimes you are such a...grrr...argh...oh forget it.

Info sent but be warned his rates are pretty high so make sure you know exactly what you want him to do before he shows up or it could get expensive.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Wow! . I'm like the Easter Bunny just leaving eggs everywhere for you. Recalling some of those eggs I'm more like the Cadbury Bunny leaving a variety of eggs (creme, mini, special, etc.).

Yes, exactly! All sorts of sizes and levels of doneness: soft-to-hard boiled.

I still recall our initial exchange and your surprise at and enjoyment of that first image. You've never asked for an apology nor anything else. The apology was a joke and was freely given just like everything else. Dozens and dozens? Really? What a man whore.

And dozens.

I did enjoy that first image, and it was a surprise, but I was most taken by the lovely, fun reply and the friend I was going to make who wrote it.

Okie! And in return I'll show you a Pale Ale or is that a Cream Ale?

I don't know, but I do enjoy a good cream soda from time to time.

 

[Omegawolfen]

Well I don't want to make you wait. No, I take that back. Sometimes it's fun to make you wait. Oh my bad, that's called edging and not waiting. Damn English language making things so hard. Oh who am I kidding, it's not the English language making me hard it's the English lady.

Cheers

You are always worth the wait HR and I can do a lot for that hardness

 

[msglendale32A]

On the mornings I'm tired or sick it can take a while for my brain to kick into gear. Here's me lounging in my bed. I give you Pale Cheetah. No wait, a Pale Pita.

Someone sent a PM saying they liked bed pictures. Don't bother asking, I don't read and tell (I read and do other things ). I've been posting shower pics for the last few so the bed seemed like a good idea partially for a change of view but mostly becasue there's more room in my bed for other people than their is in my shower.

Cheers

P.S. I'm not sick. Well sometimes I am a little but not virally.

Doesn't look that pale, but naked might be less tan. Very nice in any case.

I can tell my last birthday sent me over the hump. How? Senior moments. In a veryear recent post I said...


...and then I realized I never posted one or two of them. I should correct that.

My apologies. The regulars can all play rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock and see who gets to administer the anti-senior moment through physical contact treatment. And since it's been a while...

[Hidden Locked Door]​

Cheers

How dare you forget to let us see you in the shower! You are now forgiven because the pic is so nice to see.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Yes, exactly! All sorts of sizes and levels of doneness: soft-to-hard boiled.

And dozens.

I did enjoy that first image, and it was a surprise, but I was most taken by the lovely, fun reply and the friend I was going to make who wrote it.

I don't know, but I do enjoy a good cream soda from time to time.

I see where you were going with your allusion but you shouldntry to avoid the use of soft and small ahould when speaking about a man's "eggs". It doesn't bother me but I've been close to hell and back.

Three plus dozen.

Aww.

Okie! I'll bring the soda and you bring the opener.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

You are always worth the wait HR and I can do a lot for that hardness

So I have Lyric saying I'm soft-boiled and you saying I'm always worth it. Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum! And yes you do plenty for the hardness.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Doesn't look that pale, but naked might be less tan. Very nice in any case.

How dare you forget to let us see you in the shower! You are now forgiven because the pic is so nice to see.

Thanks Ms G I guess pale is in the eye of the beholder. I do get super pale in the winter and as you mentioned under the clothes I only take off in private.

I know! I'm slipping with age. I'm glad I could recover successfully. Thanks again.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

I see where you were going with your allusion but you shouldntry to avoid the use of soft and small ahould when speaking about a man's "eggs". It doesn't bother me but I've been close to hell and back.

Ahem... you were the one that brought up 'mini', not me.

Regarding firmness: I like my eggs with a liquid yolk. At least I didn't say anything about scrambling them, eh?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ahem... you were the one that brought up 'mini', not me.

Regarding firmness: I like my eggs with a liquid yolk. At least I didn't say anything about scrambling them, eh?

Touché! So now we have to overcome both small and soft. Are we up to the challenge? Together can we get the oak to spring forth from the acorn? Yes, I could have gone with the petrified tree simile but that seems more appropriate for the Viagra warning (calling a doctor after 4 hours).

Oh wait, now we need a "egg tree" rather than an oak tree. I think we can make that work but you should know my egg tree is a GMO.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Touché! So now we have to overcome both small and soft. Are we up to the challenge? Together can we get the oak to spring forth from the acorn? Yes, I could have gone with the petrified tree simile but that seems more appropriate for the Viagra warning (calling a doctor after 4 hours).

Oh wait, now we need a "egg tree" rather than an oak tree. I think we can make that work but you should know my egg tree is a GMO.

Everything is GMO in some way or other. I'll chance it.

I think, if we put our minds (and hands and various other parts and pieces) to it, we can overcome and overcome again. You know I have a green thumb; I'm pretty good at getting things to grow.

 

[barefootgirl69]

BFG! Long time no chat. What mischief have you been up to little girl?

Cheers

You know me... I'm never into trouble!
Just wanted to give you a big hug since it's been a while! x

 

[HonorableRogue]

I love when a hotel room has great light and handy places to hang my redneck camera holders. Even the shower has a great place to hang the cameras for making videos. Err... ah... I mean it looks like there's a great place to possibly make videos in the shower.

Look, a picture...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Happy Monday.

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

I love when a hotel room has great light and handy places to hang my redneck camera holders. Even the shower has a great place to hang the cameras for making videos. Err... ah... I mean it looks like there's a great place to possibly make videos in the shower.

Look, a picture...


Happy Monday.

Cheers

Even though I see this image at the end of my Monday, it makes me happy. I wonder what made you come up with the name but it's nice. I have never noticed before, but you have a rather impish smile... and neat lines.... ahh THAT'S where the name came from.
Oh and if I weren't a lady, I would have talked about what this picture makes me want to do.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Even though I see this image at the end of my Monday, it makes me happy. I wonder what made you come up with the name but it's nice. I have never noticed before, but you have a rather impish smile... and neat lines.... ahh THAT'S where the name came from.
Oh and if I weren't a lady, I would have talked about what this picture makes me want to do.

Impish? I'm not HonorableImp (that looks too much like HonorableLimp and who wants to come to mind when women hear that word?). It's a roguish smile. But not rougish smile. Any red in my cheeks is natural. Well...my facial cheeks. Other red cheeks may not be natural.

And yes the lines of the image and the smile were what today's photo critic keyed in on first. I don't know what I'd do without the few ladies willing to slog through my images day in and day out to make sure only the best pics get posted. They're the unsung heroines of my thread. Some even suggest photo ideas, edits, names. I've been extremely fortunate to get to know a small group of exceptional women. I should take each out for lunch or coffee.

You can be a lady and still say what the picture makes you want to do. How? Easy. Way up there ^^^^^ (in the upper right corner) is a button labeled Private Messages. That will keep your virtual virtue intact (but it may not remain intact after my response ).

Cheers

 

[Katie_80]

I love when a hotel room has great light and handy places to hang my redneck camera holders. Even the shower has a great place to hang the cameras for making videos. Err... ah... I mean it looks like there's a great place to possibly make videos in the shower.

Look, a picture...

Happy Monday.

Cheers

Yay! I love hotels! Love the pic, too.

 

[Omegawolfen]

I love when a hotel room has great light and handy places to hang my redneck camera holders. Even the shower has a great place to hang the cameras for making videos. Err... ah... I mean it looks like there's a great place to possibly make videos in the shower.

Look, a picture...

Happy Monday.

Cheers

Mind if I hide in your wardrobe HR, I would love to surprise you when you open those doors looking like that

 

[LizzieEr]

Impish? I'm not HonorableImp (that looks too much like HonorableLimp and who wants to come to mind when women hear that word?). It's a roguish smile. But not rougish smile. Any red in my cheeks is natural. Well...my facial cheeks. Other red cheeks may not be natural.

And yes the lines of the image and the smile were what today's photo critic keyed in on first. I don't know what I'd do without the few ladies willing to slog through my images day in and day out to make sure only the best pics get posted. They're the unsung heroines of my thread. Some even suggest photo ideas, edits, names. I've been extremely fortunate to get to know a small group of exceptional women. I should take each out for lunch or coffee.

You can be a lady and still say what the picture makes you want to do. How? Easy. Way up there ^^^^^ (in the upper right corner) is a button labeled Private Messages. That will keep your virtual virtue intact (but it may not remain intact after my response ).

Cheers

Ok, I tried the PM thing, it's frustrating that you still have me blocked from your PM list.
Your exceptional group of small women? What are you? Willy Wonka?
Oh don't you worry about my virtual virtue... my phone needs to stop autocorrect virtue to virus. Sheesh.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Yay! I love hotels! Love the pic, too.

Hotel rooms can be fun Katie. Especially when the rooms have Magic Fingers vibrating beds! I only stay in really classy places. But I have a big bed so if you're a fan of hotels and want to visit I can accommodate. There's even a fold out couch if each keeping a foot on the floor when we share isn't good enough.

Thanks! I was happy with the picture and I'm glad you stopped in again.

Mind if I hide in your wardrobe HR, I would love to surprise you when you open those doors looking like that

I dont mind at all! We'll make our own version of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. We'll call it The Layin, the Switch and the Disrobe. The first book in The Chronicles of Sexnia. And the closet isn't very big so you should probably just hide in the bed since I go to bed wearing the same as in the picture. But don't tell anyone *shhhhh* it's our secret. And of course as a guest you should probably dress (or undress) to match the host. Just sayin.

Ok, I tried the PM thing, it's frustrating that you still have me blocked from your PM list.
Your exceptional group of small women? What are you? Willy Wonka?
Oh don't you worry about my virtual virtue... my phone needs to stop autocorrect virtue to virus. Sheesh.

Well every time I get a PM from you I immediately get one from a Nigerian Prince needing my help with a small problem. Haven't you ever read Little Women? It's an American classic (even if you're not).

Was that an oompah loompah joke or did it reference the scene with the TV transmission system? I'm not Willy Wonka but if you would "like some candy little girl" we should get together and discuss it.

Um...no offense but... ahh... please keep your virtual (and any actual) viruses to yourself?

Cheers