My Shady Goods

[HonorableRogue]

Great photos!!

I have the same thought every time I visit your thread sexy lady. And a few other thoughts...

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Cheers

 

[LadyVer]

Lovely new pics. Great leg shot. Thank you!

 

[Kimleigh]

I have the same thought every time I visit your thread sexy lady. And a few other thoughts...

every​

single​

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Cheers

You are right in what you told LizzieER.... Once a gal goes Rogue, she never goes back!

Keep up the awesome photos, my Lit Stud!

 

[HonorableRogue]

Lovely new pics. Great leg shot. Thank you!

Thanks Lady Ver I'm glad you liked it. I have a couple of torso and other shots of you're interested. Just say the word and I'll send something your way.

You are right in what you told LizzieER.... Once a gal goes Rogue, she never goes back!

Keep up the awesome photos, my Lit Stud!

Well black is the honorary color for Rogues so it makes sense you might not go back. You and others are my motivation and the key holders the muses for my photos. That last bit of yours got a response and made my night.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Every now and then a rogue gets slippery fingers (I never mind the really fun slippery fingers but I do mind that they don't get that kind of slippery nearly often enough) and I just couldn't keep a hold of the towel after my shower...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

...lucky for my modesty it didn't fall too far before the flash (or it would have been a 'Let me see the hot men of Literotica' flash!)

Cheers

 

[Kimleigh]

Every now and then a rogue gets slippery fingers (I never mind the really fun slippery fingers but I do mind that they don't get that kind of slippery nearly often enough) and I just couldn't keep a hold of the towel after my shower...

...lucky for my modesty it didn't fall too far before the flash (or it would have been a 'Let me see the hot men of Literotica' flash!)

Cheers

Now, see! This is why I have told you that you need my help while showering! Here, let me bend over and pick up that towel for you (hint, hint!).

 

[LizzieEr]

Every now and then a rogue gets slippery fingers (I never mind the really fun slippery fingers but I do mind that they don't get that kind of slippery nearly often enough) and I just couldn't keep a hold of the towel after my shower...


...lucky for my modesty it didn't fall too far before the flash (or it would have been a 'Let me see the hot men of Literotica' flash!)

Cheers

Gah, yeah towels dropping ... that a serious issue. See this is why I dont use towels anymore. I am sure there are some (ir)relevant statistics I could look up for you, but I am pretty certain, air drying your body is the best... I hate towels right now.

 

[Omegawolfen]

Every now and then a rogue gets slippery fingers (I never mind the really fun slippery fingers but I do mind that they don't get that kind of slippery nearly often enough) and I just couldn't keep a hold of the towel after my shower...

...lucky for my modesty it didn't fall too far before the flash (or it would have been a 'Let me see the hot men of Literotica' flash!)

Cheers

Nice timing there HR I think I can provide some cover should you forgo the towel but not want to be all on display

 

[Lyricalli]

Every now and then a rogue gets slippery fingers (I never mind the really fun slippery fingers but I do mind that they don't get that kind of slippery nearly often enough) and I just couldn't keep a hold of the towel after my shower...

...lucky for my modesty it didn't fall too far before the flash (or it would have been a 'Let me see the hot men of Literotica' flash!)

You know, when the hot man is you, that thread is worth looking at.


And, I agree with Lizzie... air drying is best.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Now, see! This is why I have told you that you need my help while showering! Here, let me bend over and pick up that towel for you (hint, hint!).

Yes I see now. You were right Kim. So you're probably right about me needing help when I get undressed at night and tuck myself in too. I'll leave the door unlocked for you. Oh and it's my lucky day! I get some fun slippery fingers (and a thumb) again. *lick* And it's limited edition Kim flavor! More comes to mind, *spank*, but that's really best left to a private message. That's when I'll tell you what just got spanked.

Gah, yeah towels dropping ... that a serious issue. See this is why I dont use towels anymore. I am sure there are some (ir)relevant statistics I could look up for you, but I am pretty certain, air drying your body is the best... I hate towels right now.

Yes. Dropping (and potentially losing) your towel is a major issue! Everyone knows that a towel is your most valuable piece of kit when travelling the universe. If not for my towel I would have ended up as Ravenous Bugblatter Beast chow on more than one occasion.

You don't use towels? You just hire people to blow you dry? Have any upcoming openings? Can I interview for an opening regardless? I agree, air drying is clearly good but it's so slow. I've found if I do cartwheels or jumping jack's I dry off faster. I'll send you a video that demonstrates my speed drying technique in action but personally I think friction is the best method. Skin on skin. Want a video of that as well?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Nice timing there HR I think I can provide some cover should you forgo the towel but not want to be all on display

It's all about the timing. In. Pause. Out. Pause. In. Pause. Out. Pause. In. Pause. Out. Pause. Um...that was ah...me breathing. Yeah! That's it. What a dear friend you are Omega. Willing to fall on the sword for me. I deeply appreciate it (the deeper the better ). But maybe I could be a little on display and you too. Might make a very nice picture? Would definitely make a nice photo shoot!

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

You know, when the hot man is you, that thread is worth looking at.

And, I agree with Lizzie... air drying is best.

Thanks Lyric. It's good to know that years from now we'll be able to say "We'll always have HMoL." Yeah, you can spank me later. So that's two copies of the Air Drying and Friction video? Remember to sit through all the credits for the Easter Egg at the end. Then again, it's nothing you haven't seen before.

Cheers

 

[Omegawolfen]

It's all about the timing. In. Pause. Out. Pause. In. Pause. Out. Pause. In. Pause. Out. Pause. Um...that was ah...me breathing. Yeah! That's it. What a dear friend you are Omega. Willing to fall on the sword for me. I deeply appreciate it (the deeper the better ). But maybe I could be a little on display and you too. Might make a very nice picture? Would definitely make a nice photo shoot!

Cheers

Oh HR, I'm willing, we just need to be in the same place at the same time, my place or yours

 

[Lyricalli]

Thanks Lyric. It's good to know that years from now we'll be able to say "We'll always have HMoL." Yeah, you can spank me later. So that's two copies of the Air Drying and Friction video? Remember to sit through all the credits for the Easter Egg at the end. Then again, it's nothing you haven't seen before.

Oh, there's always the opportunity to see things in a new light or a different angle. It's important to try looking from different perspectives, just in case you missed something the first or second or sixty-eighth time. Don't you think?

Also, I'm not sure I'll ever tire of your Easter eggs.

 

[LizzieEr]

Yes. Dropping (and potentially losing) your towel is a major issue! Everyone knows that a towel is your most valuable piece of kit when travelling the universe. If not for my towel I would have ended up as Ravenous Bugblatter Beast chow on more than one occasion.

You don't use towels? You just hire people to blow you dry? Have any upcoming openings? Can I interview for an opening regardless? I agree, air drying is clearly good but it's so slow. I've found if I do cartwheels or jumping jack's I dry off faster. I'll send you a video that demonstrates my speed drying technique in action but personally I think friction is the best method. Skin on skin. Want a video of that as well?

Cheers

Ok, first, I am KICKING myself for missing my most favourite towel reference ever in my response. But I have faith restored in us that you didn't miss the reference and salvaged the situation.

I am amused that you need to ask if I want a video of skin on skin. Friction is my favourite and you could check your threshold too.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh HR, I'm willing, we just need to be in the same place at the same time, my place or yours

Well I'm willing, ready and able. I can show the first two in pics but the last requires us to be in the same place. Well I could show my ability in a video.

I still don't have a place so I'll give The Doctor a call and see if he can change my Relative Distance In Space (not worried about the Time part) to your place!

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh, there's always the opportunity to see things in a new light or a different angle. It's important to try looking from different perspectives, just in case you missed something the first or second or sixty-eighth time. Don't you think?

Also, I'm not sure I'll ever tire of your Easter eggs.

Oh that's like visual chaos theory! Tiny changes can have a big impact on viewing and experience. For instance if I slide my thumb rather than my index finger into your...never mind. And 68 may be a bit of an exaggeration even if I am trying to displace the current record holder. I think you need to count what I've sent you.

*ponders*

On second thought don't bother, you're probably right. Wait when you say Easter Eggs do you mean the pictures or my ba...never mind.

Cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

Oh that's like visual chaos theory! Tiny changes can have a big impact on viewing and experience. For instance if I slide my thumb rather than my index finger into your...never mind. And 68 may be a bit of an exaggeration even if I am trying to displace the current record holder. I think you need to count what I've sent you.

*ponders*

On second thought don't bother, you're probably right. Wait when you say Easter Eggs do you mean the pictures or my ba...never mind.

Yes.

I do have a wee bit of time this afternoon, perhaps enough to count, because now I've gotten curious. The question is: what criteria should I use for counting?

 

[HonorableRogue]

Yes.

I do have a wee bit of time this afternoon, perhaps enough to count, because now I've gotten curious. The question is: what criteria should I use for counting?

Easter Egg - noun

1. a chicken egg that is dyed and often given a figure or design, or an imitation of such an egg, as an egg-shaped candy or chocolate, used at Easter as a gift or decoration.
2. Digital Technology. an extra feature, as a message or video, hidden in a software program, computer game, movie DVD, etc., and revealed as by an obscure sequence of keystrokes or mouse clicks.

So the first let's my scrotum off the hook.



Just typing that hurt!

For the second we can argue you have to open the doors (keystrokes). I was going to say you have to chat me up (keystrokes) but we both know you sometimes wake to "Random Acts of Porn" (aka R.A.P.). The downside to being the first person to send me an unsolicited PM. Sorry.

But I think we should say any picture that violated my personal Lit Code is an Easter Egg. Sound reasonable to you Sliph?

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

Ok, first, I am KICKING myself for missing my most favourite towel reference ever in my response. But I have faith restored in us that you didn't miss the reference and salvaged the situation.

I am amused that you need to ask if I want a video of skin on skin. Friction is my favourite and you could check your threshold too.

Oh Lizzie don't kick yourself!!! I think you should get a table tennis paddle and spank yourself. I'll need a video to prove you've done our best to prevent future towel issues.

Pop Culture Reference Safety Net (PCRSN) isn't high on the Throng Perk Package (TPP) but when it's needed it's really needed. Generally people avail themselves of the Picture Critique and Edit services (PCE) and Pun, Joke and Snark service (PJS). Huh, lots of P acronyms. Funny since water sports are a "not in your f--king life no matter how gorgeous and sexy you are" kind of thing.

I try to be a gentlemen under the ever-present eyes of the Internet (i.e. the f--king). So I ask. Only in private will I answer the question myself and immediately put your love of friction into action. The only question is, where to start checking both our thresholds? Oh wait, the first question is are you commando (I'll answer this myself as well) then I'lln ask the where question of myself.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

On the mornings I'm tired or sick it can take a while for my brain to kick into gear. Here's me lounging in my bed. I give you Pale Cheetah. No wait, a Pale Pita.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Someone sent a PM saying they liked bed pictures. Don't bother asking, I don't read and tell (I read and do other things ). I've been posting shower pics for the last few so the bed seemed like a good idea partially for a change of view but mostly becasue there's more room in my bed for other people than their is in my shower.

Cheers

P.S. I'm not sick. Well sometimes I am a little but not virally.

 

[Omegawolfen]

Well I'm willing, ready and able. I can show the first two in pics but the last requires us to be in the same place. Well I could show my ability in a video.

I still don't have a place so I'll give The Doctor a call and see if he can change my Relative Distance In Space (not worried about the Time part) to your place!

Cheers

You know i'll be waiting, like the ladies say, 'once you go Rogue you never go back'

 

[HonorableRogue]

You know i'll be waiting, like the ladies say, 'once you go Rogue you never go back'

Well I don't want to make you wait. No, I take that back. Sometimes it's fun to make you wait. Oh my bad, that's called edging and not waiting. Damn English language making things so hard. Oh who am I kidding, it's not the English language making me hard it's the English lady.

Cheers

 

[HonorableRogue]

I can tell my last birthday sent me over the hump. How? Senior moments. In a veryear recent post I said...

...I've been posting shower pics for the last few so the bed seemed like a good idea partially for a change of view but mostly becasue there's more room in my bed for other people than their is in my shower.

...and then I realized I never posted one or two of them. I should correct that.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

My apologies. The regulars can all play rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock and see who gets to administer the anti-senior moment through physical contact treatment. And since it's been a while...

[Hidden Locked Door]​

Cheers

 

[LizzieEr]

Oh Lizzie don't kick yourself!!! I think you should get a table tennis paddle and spank yourself. I'll need a video to prove you've done our best to prevent future towel issues.

Pop Culture Reference Safety Net (PCRSN) isn't high on the Throng Perk Package (TPP) but when it's needed it's really needed. Generally people avail themselves of the Picture Critique and Edit services (PCE) and Pun, Joke and Snark service (PJS). Huh, lots of P acronyms. Funny since water sports are a "not in your f--king life no matter how gorgeous and sexy you are" kind of thing.

I try to be a gentlemen under the ever-present eyes of the Internet (i.e. the f--king). So I ask. Only in private will I answer the question myself and immediately put your love of friction into action. The only question is, where to start checking both our thresholds? Oh wait, the first question is are you commando (I'll answer this myself as well) then I'lln ask the where question of myself.

Cheers

Never question my commando over pop culture references.... I especially hate to miss making commando pop culture references. Since you are fluent jn typo I shall leave that be.

On the mornings I'm tired or sick it can take a while for my brain to kick into gear. Here's me lounging in my bed. I give you Pale Cheetah. No wait, a Pale Pita.

Someone sent a PM saying they liked bed pictures. Don't bother asking, I don't read and tell (I read and do other things ). I've been posting shower pics for the last few so the bed seemed like a good idea partially for a change of view but mostly becasue there's more room in my bed for other people than their is in my shower.

Cheers

P.S. I'm not sick. Well sometimes I am a little but not virally.

It's fantastic that you should listen to PM requests and it certainly has been noted and you shall be receiving my requests via PM (take me off your ignore list dammit) but.... you really have to steal my lines and be a PITA... your kind not my kind... my kind was nice... and I never even got to use it. That makes me sad, and even the striking figure on your bed (whoever you hired to impersonate you got the spatial hair spot on) can't make me happy now. So the next image gets commented on in typos.

I can tell my last birthday sent me over the hump. How? Senior moments. In a veryear recent post I said...


...and then I realized I never posted one or two of them. I should correct that.

My apologies. The regulars can all play rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock and see who gets to administer the anti-senior moment through physical contact treatment. And since it's been a while...

You look wondering in high showed pictures always. I don't hot play rocj paper scissors, even with extensions but I shall meet en expecting this time. And BECASUE I want to makes one meaning out of this, in shall lend hugging QUOTE.

"An unlocked door means that, occasionally, you might get a devil come in, but a locked door means you have thousands of angels just walk by" - Ian MacKaye