My Shady Goods

Becuse of a discussion with a brutally honest friend last night the pieces finally fell into place and I finally understand why my thread gets less traffic. It's my personality. It all makes complete sense now! Thank you for the insight. :kiss:

Cheers

I think it's your persistent refusal to spell because correctly . That's all. Oh and also, you should possibly make nicer friends.

Edit: I shall add a :D because I would like to make it clear that it was a joke. And another :D to discourage hate mails. And another :D cos I really like my teeth. And one more :D for the heck of it.
 
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What am I missing? Your thread is perfect! Quality over quantity. Although I guess it depends on what the purpose of your thread is? :)

:rose:

Thanks LadyVer. :kiss: You didn't miss anything. I was poking fun at someone. Oh you said perfect so you get another. :kiss:
I've decided the new purpose of my thread is to treat it like Adult Pokémon Go. I'm trying to collect all the rare and special ladies of Lit as friends. Mind if I throw my Pokéballs at you?

I think it's your persistent refusal to spell because correctly . That's all. Oh and also, you should possibly make nicer friends.

Edit: I shall add a :D because I would like to make it clear that it was a joke. And another :D to discourage hate mails. And another :D cos I really like my teeth. And one more :D for the heck of it.

It's not so much a refusal as a lack of concern since everyone I care to read it is fluent in typo. I have some nicer friends. They're all on the "Gets Christmas Cards" list. Bring your A-game and maybe you can make the "If There's Cards Left Over" list.

Cheers
 
It's not so much a refusal as a lack of concern since everyone I care to read it is fluent in typo. I have some nicer friends. They're all on the "Gets Christmas Cards" list. Bring your A-game and maybe you can make the "If There's Cards Left Over" list.

Cheers

Don't even try to lure me into your mass market card list. I shall stick to your hand written notes on Freyfaxi.
 
Don't even try to lure me into your mass market card list. I shall stick to your hand written notes on Freyfaxi.

Look at you busting out the Ásatrú! And you didn't even know a very good friend of mine had been into Wicca in the past. Freyfaxi sounds nice (especially skyclad) but I'm a bigger fan of the Charming Plow...I mean the Charming of the Plow. :eek: I'll bring the plow, you bring the field and we'll see how much "tilling" of the fertile soil (and any other patches ;) :devil:) we can get done. Sound good?

Cheers
 
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From 1986 to 1999 I spent no more than 5 years in any one place and no more than 3 from 2000 to 2008. Though I traveled a bit in the last 8 years I was still anchored to the same spot. I didn't realize how much it was bothering me until I cut the line and drifted away. So here's me in a new spot but an old pose...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

Let's see what effect a new city, new job and new life has on me and my art. :confused:

Cheers
 
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From 1986 to 1999 I spent no more than 5 years in any one place and no more than 3 from 2000 to 2008. Though I traveled a bit in the last 8 years I was still anchored to the same spot. I didn't realize how much it was bothering me until I cut the line and drifted away. So here's me in a new spot but an old pose...

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Let's see what effect a new city, new job and new life has on me and my art. :confused:

Cheers
No matter where you are your art is very artistic. Looking good as always HR, in a pose that I would love to join you in :devil::kiss:: ;) :heart:
 
From 1986 to 1999 I spent no more than 5 years in any one place and no more than 3 from 2000 to 2008. Though I traveled a bit in the last 8 years I was still anchored to the same spot. I didn't realize how much it was bothering me until I cut the line and drifted away. So here's me in a new spot but an old pose...
Let's see what effect a new city, new job and new life has on me and my art. :confused:

Cheers

Well I don't recall 1986 much but for the last 10 years I haven't lived in a place for more than 2 years, so I have an inkling of what you are saying... each new place moulds us and gives us new perspective and I am certainly curious as to how you shall embrace the new in what you post here . Very excited indeed.

Oh and I did want to write something terribly sassy but I have changed my mind about your "if there is a card left over" list and am going to try being nice... *shudders*
 
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No matter where you are your art is very artistic. Looking good as always HR, in a pose that I would love to join you in :devil::kiss:: ;) :heart:

Does that mean I'm diskistic too? No wait cockistic sounds better. Makes me sound kissable. Thanks Omega. :kiss: :heart: You're always free to join me. It's a big bed. I actually asked for two smaller beds (a pair of doubles so I had one for sleep and one for fun) but the big bed was cheaper. The upshot is PLENTY of room. So feel free to slip on in anywhere (wait that's your line :rolleyes: :devil:) and make yourself comfortable becasue it's gonna be a very long, very busy night. ;)

Cheers
 
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From 1986 to 1999 I spent no more than 5 years in any one place and no more than 3 from 2000 to 2008. Though I traveled a bit in the last 8 years I was still anchored to the same spot. I didn't realize how much it was bothering me until I cut the line and drifted away. So here's me in a new spot but an old pose...

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Let's see what effect a new city, new job and new life has on me and my art. :confused:

Cheers

I can't say about the place, but the art and you look fine as ever.
 
Well I don't recall 1986 much but for the last 10 years I haven't lived in a place for more than 2 years, so I have an inkling of what you are saying... each new place moulds us and gives us new perspective and I am certainly curious as to how you shall embrace the new in what you post here . Very excited indeed.

Oh and I did want to write something terribly sassy but I have changed my mind about your "if there is a card left over" list and am going to try being nice... *shudders*

I was rolling along on a nice snarky response starting with...

I don't remember much from my time behind bars either Lizzie.​

...but then I feel asleep and unintentionally snubbed a reply, this reply, to my thread. So now it's my turn to try being nice. Here's a spot for you Lizzie.

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

All you have to do is slide in until your right cheek rests on Jiminy. No, the other cheek silly :p (well the other cheek for starters ;) :devil:) and in my best bad Italian accent (with overtones of Corleone)...

Colpa mia. Per favore accetta le mie scuse. Mi piacerebbe molto preferisco trovare nel mio letto di una testa di cavallo.​

Cheers

P.S. Yes it's in color just to say I'm sorry.
 
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I can't say about the place, but the art and you look fine as ever.

Thanks Ms G. :rose: Hopefully this week I find the time to start getting back into my gym routine. I actually miss it. Such an odd feeling. Quick pinch me to make sure I'm not dreaming.

:eek:

I said pinch not pull. ;) :devil:

Cheers
 
I was rolling along on a nice snarky response starting with...


...but then I feel asleep and unintentionally snubbed a reply, this reply, to my thread. So now it's my turn to try being nice. Here's a spot for you Lizzie.


P.S. Yes it's in color just to say I'm sorry.

Fine. :kiss:
 
Happy Monday Morning All!

No, I'm not really a morning person (and especially not a Monday morning person). I tend to stay in bed as late as possible (even when it's just me) but it's time to start another week. I have a few other things to start (or restart) as well. The gym and my thread being near the top. What holds the top spot? Working on my tan. I'm sick of my Farmer's Tan...

Mournful Loaner Axe Gang was here.​

See, time for the pool and the gym.

Cheers
 
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Happy Monday Morning All!

No, I'm not really a morning person (and especially not a Monday morning person). I tend to stay in bed as late as possible (even when it's just me) but it's time to start another week. I have a few other things to start (or restart) as well. The gym and my thread being near the top. What holds the top spot? Working on my tan. I'm sick of my Farmer's Tan...

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See, time for the pool and the gym.

Cheers
Mmm, there's nothing wrong with a Farmers Tan ;) I like some of your white bits a lot :devil::kiss::D
 

That's a gorgeous photo, Mr. Rogue. Although Jiminy is quite inviting, I'm left with the desire to rest my cheek against your navel.


And, yes, I know that invitation wasn't addressed to me, but I'm feeling bold enough to invite myself this morning. ;)
 
Happy Monday Morning All!

No, I'm not really a morning person (and especially not a Monday morning person). I tend to stay in bed as late as possible (even when it's just me) but it's time to start another week. I have a few other things to start (or restart) as well. The gym and my thread being near the top. What holds the top spot? Working on my tan. I'm sick of my Farmer's Tan...

See, time for the pool and the gym.

Cheers

"Harvey sings calypso in the hotel band
But it's just financial
Playing for the dipsoes, and the also-ran
But he ain't anxious, Man,
He say, "I'm workin' on my tan
Oh man
I'm working on my tan.
Oh man
Workin' on my tan."


Good god, I need to de-rogue-ify myself . :eek:
Nothing wrong with a simple "looking nice" comment now and then.
 
I was rolling along on a nice snarky response starting with...

I don't remember much from my time behind bars either Lizzie.​

...but then I feel asleep and unintentionally snubbed a reply, this reply, to my thread. So now it's my turn to try being nice. Here's a spot for you Lizzie.

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All you have to do is slide in until your right cheek rests on Jiminy. No, the other cheek silly :p (well the other cheek for starters ;) :devil:) and in my best bad Italian accent (with overtones of Corleone)...

Colpa mia. Per favore accetta le mie scuse. Mi piacerebbe molto preferisco trovare nel mio letto di una testa di cavallo.​

Cheers

P.S. Yes it's in color just to say I'm sorry.

Happy Monday Morning All!

No, I'm not really a morning person (and especially not a Monday morning person). I tend to stay in bed as late as possible (even when it's just me) but it's time to start another week. I have a few other things to start (or restart) as well. The gym and my thread being near the top. What holds the top spot? Working on my tan. I'm sick of my Farmer's Tan...

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See, time for the pool and the gym.

Cheers

In color and in the nude, nice teasing you are doing this morning.
 
Mmm, there's nothing wrong with a Farmers Tan ;) I like some of your white bits a lot :devil::kiss::D

There's nothing wrong with it if I'm a farmer or live/work in a place where I can't lie out in the sun a few days a week but I'm not a farmer (I didn't even ever play Farmville!) and I live in a place where I'm allowed to wear little enough clothing to get get a tan and probably arrested anywhere but the beach or the pool! Oh and Walmart I swear you can wear whatever the hell you want in that store.

I have a little white bit with your name on it. :eek: I mean a BIG white bit...OK an average white bit. And no name. After getting a tattoo on my chest that's a big NO for names (or anything) on the white bits! :kiss:

That's a gorgeous photo, Mr. Rogue. Although Jiminy is quite inviting, I'm left with the desire to rest my cheek against your navel.

And, yes, I know that invitation wasn't addressed to me, but I'm feeling bold enough to invite myself this morning. ;)

Thanks Lyric. :kiss: How about you start at Jiminy and end at the navel? What you choose to do along the journey is up to you. ;)

We're all friendly folk in the Rogue's Gallery. I'm sure Lizzie won't mind sharing. Heck she can even start at the navel (or lower) and work her way up! Besides, I like bold Lyric grabbing the bull by the horns. :kiss: Just so we're clear I'm the bull and the horns are my...wait that should be horn then.

Cheers
 
"Harvey sings calypso in the hotel band
But it's just financial
Playing for the dipsoes, and the also-ran
But he ain't anxious, Man,
He say, "I'm workin' on my tan
Oh man
I'm working on my tan.
Oh man
Workin' on my tan."

Good god, I need to de-rogue-ify myself . :eek:
Nothing wrong with a simple "looking nice" comment now and then.

Haven't you heard? Once you go Rogue you never go...ah...F**k! What the hell rhymes with rogue? :confused: Oh wait I got it...

Once you go Rogue, verbosity is in vogue (and nounosity and adjectivosity). Oops. I mean...

Thanks Lizzie. One :kiss:. Two KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid).

In color and in the nude, nice teasing you are doing this morning.

Thanks Ms G. :rose: I'm trying to get back in the groove...err the swing of things. I mean trying to get my mojo back. Oh...mojo stick. That's a good name for...never mind. :eek:

My new motto is...

"I aim to tease...err please...no wait both!"​

Cheers
 
Have to admit, I'm a fan of the color shots :)

Thanks MRGL. :kiss: I've always been a fan of your color shots too. But there are a couple of your B&Ws that still take my breath away! Or maybe that's just my lungs struggling from the sudden blood flow diversion? :confused: ;) :devil:

Cheers
 
Well now you can tan to your hearts content to even up the colour , but you look good wether you are black, white or red all over ;) :devil::kiss:
 
Well now you can tan to your hearts content to even up the colour , but you look good whether you are black, white or red all over ;) :devil::kiss:

Yes. I even brought my camp cot! For tanning and as a bed if I have to move into a place before my stuff gets here. I should have brought a sleeping bag too but oh well. Thanks Omega. :kiss: I've never been close to black, I've been near blindingly white and red off and on (most of it from the sun ;) :devil:).

Lots to catch up on here, thanks for keeping me busy!! :devil:

TALI! :kiss: Long time no chat Lady Kat. Not too much to catch up on. A little here and there. Reminds me I need to update my index though. Maybe tonight or tomorrow. Enjoy. :D

Cheers
 
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