Is America Ready For A Wombat President?

[Liar]

I'd be totes ready.

http://pawn.hss.cmu.edu/~67103/images/wombats/wombat1.jpg

 

[Brollyanna]

Not US born, so it will never happen... shame.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

better than our current candidates....

 

[Noor]

Not US born, so it will never happen... shame.

As long as it was born on a US military base or in a US zoo, it should qualify on that front.
The real problem is the age requirement. The record for oldest living wombat so far 34yrs and 7 months. He was born at the Brookfield zoo outside Chicago, IL.

 

[thør]

Not US born, so it will never happen... shame.

No, no!

Not those wombats, but the WOman's Mountain Bike And Tea Society ladies.

I'd vote for 'em.

http://www.wombats.org/images/AlaskaPatch.jpg

 

[pointless]

maybe, but those tasmanian devils can get fucked. smelly cunts.

 

[Brollyanna]

No, no!

Not those wombats, but the WOman's Mountain Bike And Tea Society ladies.

I'd vote for 'em.

http://www.wombats.org/images/AlaskaPatch.jpg

Mountain bike and tea society? Sophisticated, them Wombats. Sign me up!

 

[thør]

Mountain bike and tea society? Sophisticated, them Wombats. Sign me up!

http://www.wombats.org/join.html

 

[Killswitch1]

Wombats Wombats! Greazy Greazy!

We'll beat your team...Easy Easy!


http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/23841/21912162_7.jpg?v=8D2370A1492D8F0

 

[Conager]

At this point, what difference does it make?

 

[about_average]

As long as it was born on a US military base or in a US zoo, it should qualify on that front.
The real problem is the age requirement. The record for oldest living wombat so far 34yrs and 7 months. He was born at the Brookfield zoo outside Chicago, IL.

Could be president but not buy a gun if some people have their way.
I have a friend on the no fly list because she was born in Libya. On an US military base to US citizens in the US military. But because it was Libya she's no-fly.

 

[Christobal]

As long as it was born on a US military base or in a US zoo, it should qualify on that front.
The real problem is the age requirement. The record for oldest living wombat so far 34yrs and 7 months. He was born at the Brookfield zoo outside Chicago, IL.

Dammit woman! Let's just logical on our asses.

Let me just say-- I don't like motherfucking wombats on the motherfucking ticket.

 

[Bookishleigh]

I suggest reading said Wombat's telling autobiography before making any rash decisions...

http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780732295585/diary-of-a-wombat.jpg