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numeniusa said:
'End'...? *laughs* You make me sound like a tennis court!

I think it's probably customary to do turn and turn about? For ... comparison purposes, if nothing else ;)
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probably used the wrong word; but I would be honored to be involved in anything sexual with Lady Numi, and I would gladly give her first choice on how I would be involved :D
 
barefootgirl69 said:
Hi, Lovely:rose:

Hope you've had a wonderful day.
Sending hugs and cheek kisses


bfg 👣
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Hello, lovely, didn't spot you tip-toeing in! :kiss:

Yesterday was good, thanks - bit of a frantic couple of hours in the middle doing a scary work thing, but it went fine.

And then the evening was ... relaxing... ;)

How are you? Hope the packing's going well - how many skips have you filled so far? :D
 
DarkSimian said:
probably used the wrong word; but I would be honored to be involved in anything sexual with Lady Numi, and I would gladly give her first choice on how I would be involved :D
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Aw, Lord Dark, you are too, too lovely :kiss:

Now off to the stables with you - there's some lovely fresh hay in there for a quick roll :devil:
 
numeniusa said:
And what's wrong with that? :D

Kissing up, kissing down, kissing all around, I say ;)

How are you today, hot? Nice plans for the weekend?
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I am doing ok Numi. May go to the pool Sunday after the Honeydo list. LOL. How about you?
 
hotoldrguy said:
I am doing ok Numi. May go to the pool Sunday after the Honeydo list. LOL. How about you?
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Nice quiet one, I think. Probably go for a short bike ride tomorrow, the weather forecast looks lovely. :) Although I will admit I'm looking forward to evening up my tan somewhat when we get to Sardinia - as usual at this time of year I have the most stupid cyclist's suntan now, I look like I'm wearing footless tan hold-ups!

What on earth is a Honeydo list? :confused::D
 
numeniusa said:
Nice quiet one, I think. Probably go for a short bike ride tomorrow, the weather forecast looks lovely. :) Although I will admit I'm looking forward to evening up my tan somewhat when we get to Sardinia - as usual at this time of year I have the most stupid cyclist's suntan now, I look like I'm wearing footless tan hold-ups!

What on earth is a Honeydo list? :confused::D
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LOL that must be an interesting tan.

Guess the Honeydo List must be American. "Honey do" might make more sense. It is when your spouse has a whole list of things around the house that need to be fixed or otherwise attended to. and usually the weekend is the only time you have to work on them.
 
hotoldrguy said:
LOL that must be an interesting tan.

Guess the Honeydo List must be American. "Honey do" might make more sense. It is when your spouse has a whole list of things around the house that need to be fixed or otherwise attended to. and usually the weekend is the only time you have to work on them.
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Ah, OK... I confess I was rather thinking of a different kind of honey. :eek:

The curse of a tawdry mind. Or is it a blessing? ;)
 
hotoldrguy said:
I would go with blessing;):devil:
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Yes, me too. :devil:

I think it's an important matching criteria, actually. Like the way a tidy person and an untidy person are going to rub each other up the wrong way constantly, I'd have thought, a person who thinks the phrase "rub each other up" is totally smirk-worthy and one who doesn't are doomed... ;)
 
DarkSimian said:
remember, this is me :D I will give you a hint, it's from Young Frankenstein ;)
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Hehe :D

Yep, got it now. That looks like fun, I'd definitely roll in that hay, wouldn't you? :devil: I've got a top with exactly that neckline too ;)
 
numeniusa said:
Why, thank you! And hello :)

I'm guessing, given the title, that I probably oughtn't to listen to that audio in polite company? :eek:
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Correct.. I should have posted a warning. If you do listen, I have follow up questions on how the author could have gone further and how appealing or plausible it would be
 
DarkSimian said:
Woof! ;) and I would love to do that with you anytime ;)
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*runs off to don the top with the milkmaid neck* :devil:

I don't think I have ever actually indulged in a barn. It sounds lovely, but I wonder if it's a bit scratchy in reality.

Might have to add that one to my bucket list :devil:
 
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