Vanilla and Dirty Birds

How bad can a good girl be?

  • Virgin

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • A Scoop of Vanilla

    Votes: 2 5.4%
  • Little Bit of Country, Little Bit of Rock & Roll

    Votes: 6 16.2%
  • Experienced

    Votes: 10 27.0%
  • Dirty Bird

    Votes: 14 37.8%
  • None Of The Above

    Votes: 3 8.1%

  • Total voters
    37

Emerson40

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A wee, completely unscientific Poll, in order to provide some insight into the level of loveliness and depth of depravity that can be found here, among the lovely ladies of the GB.

Poll results are completely anonymous, so select your answer as your heart and / or vagina guides you.


Virgin - Pure as the driven snow and as clean as blood of babes.
She has only ever owned / worn sensible cotton panties, and refers to her vagina as “hoo-hoo”, “fanny”, or some other equally cutie-patootie nickname.
Says F*** instead of Fuck, and the words “cunt” and “cocksucker” bring on a case of the vapors.
Has never watched porn.

A Scoop of Vanilla - Nothing crazy, kinky, or too adventurous as far as she goes. A love maker and a proponent of the missionary position.
Fine with spooning, provided there is no intercrural nonsense or penetrative poppycock.
The bum area is a complete no-fly zone - Playland closes and the house lights come up at the first sign of ruckus around the rump.

Little Bit Country, Little Bit Rock n Roll - Pretty plain Jane except for some occasional Zinfandel-fueled sexcapades and some experimenting in college. Won’t be discussed outside the anonymity provided here.
Owns sexy lingerie, is a passionate and reciprocal lover, and an enthusiastic oral negotiator.
No major kinks or BDSM desires.
Not too comfortable with sexting or dirty talk, and may blush at, or avoid discussion about sex with mixed company.
Gave serious *bitchface* to the last person who spanked her ass unexpectedly.

Experienced - Knows her way around a peni and vagina and may have enjoyed the company of both, possibly at the same time, on occasion.
Has explored ideas and curiosities about sex.
Has tried a good number of things sexually, enough to know what she does and doesn’t enjoy.
Not opposed to kinky or anal sex, but enjoy these experiences on special occasions, with a deserving partner.
The experienced woman’s naked body has been captured with some sort of media - polaroid, camera phone, etc - and in all likelihood has been vigorously fapped to by a partner, remembering some sexual encounter.

Dirty Bird - A lascivious and passionate lover.
Not much is too taboo and the B-Hole is on par with nipples as far as being an erogenous zone.
There are more “appliances” in her nightstand drawer than under the kitchen sink.
She has, on more than one occasion, grabbed a handful of her lover’s hair and pulled his / her ear close to her mouth in order to clearly stipulate that they “FUCK” me/my ass/it, followed by some modifying adverb (harder, deeper, faster, before the elevator doors open, etc).
May have had to be reminded of lover’s name before embarking on morning walk-of-shame.

None of the Above - I just thought this was a thread about logging on to Lit Chat



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#### is a dirty bird. Your welcome and good luck.

A certain and decisive post, if ever there was one.

I will defer to your experience and apparent first-hand knowledge on the topic.

Thanks for your contribution!

Oh, and 'you're'.
 
What about the lit fellas? :(

Another thread, another poll perhaps. Would probably crumble into a flame thread by the middle of page 1.


I thought about it. I decided none of the above. But.....maybe it would be something partners should judge?

It's about you, how you see yourself.

Also, one partner's Dirty Bird may be another's scoop of Vanilla.
 
A certain and decisive post, if ever there was one.

I will defer to your experience and apparent first-hand knowledge on the topic.

Thanks for your contribution!

Oh, and 'you're'.

Tell speech to text.

You misunderstand me. If you want the details, and it seems you do, ask Luk....
 
Wow. Fantastic thread.
That's exactly how the GB should look like.
Off with all the 'racists' and the racist political threads, and with all the other stupid threads and posters! And let us ask Emerson instead, to run the show and post more of such witty and informative threads.




ALSO : After reading through, I chuckled.

I suspect that by now, Emerson must have had a hunch that some posters don't exactly view him as a MENSA member.
I mean really, just look at the narrow repertoire of his interests. And the repetitivenness as well: he dresses things differently, but he basically keeps recycling the same comebacks and "puns' over and over and over again.

But surely the other reality must be starting to sink in as well: that he's seen -by those who matter- as a buffoon. As opposed to the charming, witty, sarcastic dandy that he thinks he is.

Geeze 86, Do update your books:
you're no longer the bogeyman; you're a clown. And in fact, you're even starting to provide cheap entertainment.
 
It appears someone is upset that an 'Androgynous Sexually Repressed Morophilia' category was not included in the Poll, and they are unable to make a selection. :(

I thought it was stated pretty clearly, that the poll is for the women on the GB.

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lol you Do know that poor impulse control -around sexual matters- and overt sexual preoccupations often go hand in hand with mental retardation and bordetline low IQ.

I mean - just compare the amount of sexual references in Your posts, with those of the typical Litster.
You should go on androcur, you stupid fat fuck!:D
 
I think I make more sexual references than Emerson.

Naah. And even if you did, the context is entirely different. You're obviously making them because you want to have fun. Plus yours are witty & clever.
And even those who make those for hook-up purposes : they do it in a light, natural, clever way. Unlike the 86 one-track anal-obsessed-repressed show. :rolleyes:
 
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More, and far better quality too.

It is part of your purity.

Pffft.

But, and I may have misinterpreted the logic here, you are not a father, which means that you are entitled to sexual feelings. It is we fathers who apparently give up any right to an interest in such matters, and rightly so. I need to point out, too, that Hashtag's reiteration of this point on several occasions is in no way an example of the lady protesting too much, and definitely does not indicate any problematic issues with his/her own father. Nope.

Do you have to wear a hair shirt every time you transgress?
 
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