numeniusa's boudoir

[hotoldrguy]

Hi Numi so about our Eiffel tower.....is Hornblende planning to help us make it or did you have someone else in mind?

 

[numeniusa]

Deliciously naughty

Aren't they just?! The, er, view from the 'other side' is rather naughty too

I've only recently got into this whole crotchless thing (horrid term, but accurate, I suppose ), but I'm loving it.

 

[numeniusa]

Hi Numi so about our Eiffel tower.....is Hornblende planning to help us make it or did you have someone else in mind?

Hello hot...!

I think it was DS, was it not, who was in the frame, as it were?

I had to look it up, as I mentioned - which begs the question, is this something of which you have proper experience? I don't want any collapsing of our, er, construction...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Hello hot...!

I think it was DS, was it not, who was in the frame, as it were?

I had to look it up, as I mentioned - which begs the question, is this something of which you have proper experience? I don't want any collapsing of our, er, construction...

I am fully certified and structurally sound

 

[numeniusa]

I am fully certified and structurally sound

Well I'm pleased to hear that.

Will I need to wear a hard hat? Or safety glasses?

Or my hi-vis jacket (do you remember that one?!)

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well I'm pleased to hear that.

Will I need to wear a hard hat? Or safety glasses?

Or my hi-vis jacket (do you remember that one?!)

well something will be hard for sure..... I am wondering if we should document the construction with a stop motion video..

 

[hotoldrguy]

wait..I am not sure if I saw you hi vis jacket..

 

[numeniusa]

well something will be hard for sure..... I am wondering if we should document the construction with a stop motion video..

Stop motion? You mean like when they're building something and take a time lapse view? I love those...

wait..I am not sure if I saw you hi vis jacket..

That was some silliness back in February when I was skiing in Italy. It's here...

 

[DarkSimian]

Good morning Lady Numi

and I remember the hi-vis jacket

 

[hotoldrguy]

Good morning Lady Numi

and I remember the hi-vis jacket

looks like we have everyone here for the Eiffel Tower! Dark are you certified and structurally sound?

 

[numeniusa]

looks like we have everyone here for the Eiffel Tower! Dark are you certified and structurally sound?

Do you think he's gone to find his certificates?

Or maybe his hi-vis vest

 

[hotoldrguy]

I think when he realized what we were talking about he passed out

 

[numeniusa]

I think when he realized what we were talking about he passed out

It sounds like a lovely position. At least for the woman. I would imagine the contact between the males might be disconcerting for some, though.

This is the top Urban Dictionary definition:

"When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower."

Join hands?

Might help with the rhythm, I suppose

 

[suckonsimon]

... This is the top Urban Dictionary definition:

"When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower."

Join hands?

Might help with the rhythm, I suppose

Shared grins between the guys, and the occasional high five when they're not mauling breast or slapping butt I say ... xx

 

[DarkSimian]

It sounds like a lovely position. At least for the woman. I would imagine the contact between the males might be disconcerting for some, though.

This is the top Urban Dictionary definition:

"When a woman is on her knees performing sweet fellatio to a man standing, and another man is railing her from behind, thus the two men join hands above the woman to form what looks the Eiffel Tower."

Join hands?

Might help with the rhythm, I suppose

ahh, finally an explanation! And I'm game!

 

[numeniusa]

Shared grins between the guys, and the occasional high five when they're not mauling breast or slapping butt I say ... xx

Ooh!

Anyone would think you've visualised it, Simon

(I know I have... )

 

[numeniusa]

ahh, finally an explanation! And I'm game!

OK, you're hired...!

 

[hotoldrguy]

OK, you're hired...!

great which end would you like Dark?

 

[hotoldrguy]

ahh, finally an explanation! And I'm game!

All I cdould think of when you mentioned holding hands would help the rhythm was one of those 2 person handsaws...LOL

 

[numeniusa]

All I cdould think of when you mentioned holding hands would help the rhythm was one of those 2 person handsaws...LOL

*laughs*

You're making it sound quite tricky now

 

[hotoldrguy]

*laughs*

You're making it sound quite tricky now

no sharp implements, I promise LOL

 

[DarkSimian]

great which end would you like Dark?

I would be honored to have either end of Lady Numi

 

[LizzieEr]

An invitation arrived for a little drinks event at a local place just outside my village. Nothing raucous, given that it's a very old house, used now for rather staid residential courses and the like.

So I knew it was going to be rather sweetly chaste. Lots of smart casual, floaty dresses below the knee line and so on.

So I wore these under my frock...

Ja natürlich....
this made me laugh. And then made me want to ask you where you got them from and then made me want to ask other stuff....

 

[numeniusa]

great which end would you like Dark?

I would be honored to have either end of Lady Numi

'End'...? *laughs* You make me sound like a tennis court!

I think it's probably customary to do turn and turn about? For ... comparison purposes, if nothing else

 

[numeniusa]

Ja natürlich....
this made me laugh. And then made me want to ask you where you got them from and then made me want to ask other stuff....

They were a very good for sneaky flashing. On the walk home. At our friends' house after the 'event', while they were fetching wine, glasses. And so on...

And... I like questions