The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Que]

I think handsome works well for women who are attractive but whom you might not refer to as pretty or beautiful.

For a moment, I was rather tickled by the thought that you pictured me, then I realized it was in quotes, and only used as an example. Still, it's a lovely thing to read.





You really should. I'm pretty fucking incredible.

I was quoting the prescient imagination of a mediocre writer.

 

[NHKitty]

Babysitting is not for the weak.

 

[Killswitch1]

I think handsome works well for women who are attractive but whom you might not refer to as pretty or beautiful.

For a moment, I was rather tickled by the thought that you pictured me, then I realized it was in quotes, and only used as an example. Still, it's a lovely thing to read.





You really should. I'm pretty fucking incredible.

I bet you are.

 

[yossi]

Babysitting is not for the weak.

Nor for the week, hopefully, for your sake.

 

[Radiohead]

Met with new guy for lunch - I made a comment about being "sans car" yesterday and he asked me what sans meant. When I said without, he got mad and asked if I was trying to make him feel stupid.

Please, just give me my spinster badge and dozen cats now.....

I'll give you the badge, and unless you want those cats deep fried with soy sauce, no cats for you.

And thats amusing as hell. Maybe that could be your simple intelligence test.

 

[Radiohead]

I made the mistake of drinking too much and re-reading old posts and threads by myself. Wowsers.

I know, still missed you then too!

 

[GimpyIntellect]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cop9BztWEAEnaix.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

You two act like brothers at times....

Ouch. You have no idea how much that hurts.

 

[pink]

Ok, this is weird. I have this spot on my face that I keep opening up accidentally. It is so small but damn, you should see it bleed. Tonight it kept dripping down my face. I bet it bled for 30 minutes. I can't get over how small it is. WTH?

 

[Misshotndeep]

Ok, this is weird. I have this spot on my face that I keep opening up accidentally. It is so small but damn, you should see it bleed. Tonight it kept dripping down my face. I bet it bled for 30 minutes. I can't get over how small it is. WTH?

Head wounds bleed more. I learned that the hard way.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Ouch. You have no idea how much that hurts.

Wait....me saying you and VA acting like brothers hurts, but him implying you lack the intelligence to know the definition of "sans" is fine?

Yeah, totally brothers.

 

[Disgustipated]

Work hard.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIfjQiPDWQV/

Kinda must watch.

 

[Killswitch1]

Ok, this is weird. I have this spot on my face that I keep opening up accidentally. It is so small but damn, you should see it bleed. Tonight it kept dripping down my face. I bet it bled for 30 minutes. I can't get over how small it is. WTH?

Lmao....thats awesome.

 

[pink]

Lmao....thats awesome.

What is awesome about that? I am probably going to have so see a dermatologist. I'm not mad, just curious.

 

[HarryHill]

What is awesome about that? I am probably going to have so see a dermatologist. I'm not mad, just curious.

..
I'd worry

 

[Killswitch1]

What is awesome about that? I am probably going to have so see a dermatologist. I'm not mad, just curious.

Because you always come in and talk about all these crazy things. I hope it's ok but geez man.

lol

 

[Killswitch1]

My Flint niggas can't get a break. First the lead in the water now they have no trash pickup service.


The fuq?

http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2016/07/mayor_says_there_will_be_no_tr.html

 

[pink]

Because you always come in and talk about all these crazy things. I hope it's ok but geez man.

lol

It's ok, Killy. I'm just blurting, no big deal.

 

[Que]

Watermelon Gatorade sucks.

 

[neci]

http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/this-cat-perfectly-illustrates-how-new-motherhood-feels-0.jpg

 

[spacekowboy]

I always miss the good stuff.

 

[Que]

http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/this-cat-perfectly-illustrates-how-new-motherhood-feels-0.jpg

That looks like God was using the kitties to practice mandala patterns and the markers ran outta ink on the third one's head.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

1. If eating the honey doesn't work, just eat the bees.
2. Fata is a looker, that's for sure. I'd bang her knees.

#MakeAPostPoeticWithOneWord

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cop9BztWEAEnaix.jpg

Ava Addams and (I think) Phoenix Marie.

After a lifetime of unabashed smut loving, I know my who's who of big tittays and thick asses. Damn right I do, pally.

 

[Noor]

Reason #2843 why I miss Bryon
He would know what combo of my drugs would be safe to take so the pain won't keep me awake.
Instead I will enter everything on drugs.com and check interactions.
#2844
He could always make me smile and laugh even when I felt like screaming.
Instead I will try hydropmorphone

 

[girlsmiley]

Remember the Titans.

An African American coach leads a high school football team that has just been racially integrated, despite the locals' objections, in 1971 Virginia.

I loved it.

Beautiful Sunday afternoon. Time for a bike ride.