The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[lovetoread]

yall need to get this book

Reviews of Tim Kaine Is Your Nice Dad: a work of dad fiction

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[RobDownSouth]

My hair is out of control these days. I dare my coworkers to mention it.

Was going to suggest a side-ponytail, but my mental image of that caused a brain blue-screen.

 

[Saint Peter]

Damn.

Wings' hairs clogged the chipper machine.

 

[Saint Peter]

Maybe I should have put her in feet first.

 

[Wings]

Post your hairs!

You'll get a text and you'll pretend to like it!

 

[Saint Peter]

You'll get a text and you'll pretend to like it!

I will return the favor!

 

[Wings]

Was going to suggest a side-ponytail, but my mental image of that caused a brain blue-screen.

Hey, the higher the hair, the closer to God.

 

[Wings]

I will return the favor!

Yay!!!

 

[trysail]

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[Saint Peter]

Yay!!!

+ a cat pic to ease the pain.

 

[Disgustipated]

The MMS is A-OK as long as they are parading women of questionable morals in slutty dresses. Obviously.

 

[Mrtenant]

Hey, the higher the hair, the closer to God.

I always wanted a "fro

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[Wings]

This is by far the prettiest snapchat filter I've seen! I mean, the filter, I look like shit.

 

[yossi]

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Yeah, she's a cutie.

 

[yossi]

This is by far the prettiest snapchat filter I've seen! I mean, the filter, I look like shit.

Flutter Byes! I love that one.

 

[lovetoread]

You look good, though I still am not a regular snapchat user so I miss the filters

 

[Saint Peter]

Snapchat puts smilies over my cockpics.

 

[Saint Peter]

Thievery Corporation puts smiles on my ears.

 

[Sean]

Thievery Corporation puts smiles on my ears.

Trump has a podcast?

 

[Saint Peter]

Trump has a podcast?

Might as well.

http://www.trump.com/merchandise/

 

[Disgustipated]

Thievery Corporation puts smiles on my ears.

They are coming my way soon and I am trying to find a date. Be mine?

 

[lovetoread]

now that would be a freaking hawt date

 

[Saint Peter]

They are coming my way soon and I am trying to find a date. Be mine?

"You wanna be the man, or you wanna be the wife?"

 

[HarryHill]

I hear there's going to be a New Sheriff in town

 

[Disgustipated]

"You wanna be the man, or you wanna be the wife?"

are we role playing "miles house" again?