Have you ever been sent a nude pic by mistake?

[bigjbowski]

I recently had some girl send me pictures by mistake.I'm pretty sure she was drunk or just left a bar. The first one she sent me was at like 3 in the a.m. I was asleep so I ignored it. When I woke up and had 5 unread messages. I thought who the hell is texting me at that time of the night. 4 of them were hot pictures with no words. The last one was of her hand flipping the middle finger saying "I would of rocked ur world but oh well fuck off". I'm guessing she got shot down by someone at the bar or somewhere and that was her way of getting revenge. Sad to say but I don't think she got her revenge.

 

[renard_ruse]

Is that you, Yates?

 

[Hard_Rom]

No nude pics. Don't have a smart phone. But got a 'Hey baby, what ya doing. Can I come over?' at 3 in the morning not long ago. Was a wrong number and played the gent by informing her so.

 

[Christobal]

Not yet but I am hoping.

 

[glynndah]

Yes, but once I tell them I'm Amish and don't believe in cameras, they generally desist.

 

[Not Normal]

I don't even get them on purpose.

 

[LadyVer]

No, although I can see how easy it could be to do.

 

[CleverCowardice]

By mistake? No. Unexpectedly? Yes.

 

[1HF]

I wish I did. If nothing else it would be amusing.

 

[girlsmiley]

I recently had some girl send me pictures by mistake.I'm pretty sure she was drunk or just left a bar. The first one she sent me was at like 3 in the a.m. I was asleep so I ignored it. When I woke up and had 5 unread messages. I thought who the hell is texting me at that time of the night. 4 of them were hot pictures with no words. The last one was of her hand flipping the middle finger saying "I would of rocked ur world but oh well fuck off". I'm guessing she got shot down by someone at the bar or somewhere and that was her way of getting revenge. Sad to say but I don't think she got her revenge.

Yeah right.

This is giving me ideas.

I don't know about you guys but I reckon I should send hot pics to kbate by "mistake". Five times.

Be like, "Oh tsk. Sorry about my boobs."
"Oh shit, it's me again. Sorry about my vagina."
"Oh, that's just me washing my vagina. Sorry."
"That's just me licking the chocolate sauce off my boobs."

Do you think she'd buy that?

 

[girlsmiley]

She probably wouldn't mind though, amirite? *hair toss*

 

[girlsmiley]

I don't even get them on purpose.

C'mere you.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I wish I did. If nothing else it would be amusing.

Enjoy that imminent deluge of dick pics headed your way.

 

[1HF]

Yeah right.

This is giving me ideas.

I don't know about you guys but I reckon I should send hot pics to kbate by "mistake". Five times.

Be like, "Oh tsk. Sorry about my boobs."
"Oh shit, it's me again. Sorry about my vagina."
"Oh, that's just me washing my vagina. Sorry."
"That's just me licking the chocolate sauce off my boobs."

Do you think she'd buy that?

No no no! You don't say sorry until the end. Like it took you until that 5th time to realize you sent it to the wrong person.

Enjoy that imminent deluge of dick pics headed your way.

I should have thought that out

 

[thør]

No no no! You don't say sorry until the end. Like it took you until that 5th time to realize you sent it to the wrong person.

Let's try that out. 1-907-555-1212

 

[Aquagal]

I got a mistaken text once from someone wanting me to slam her cervix.

Ouch.

She didn't believe me when I said she probably had sent this to the wrong person. So then she continued with more naughty texts. After about the 4th one she finally believed me.

 

[thør]

Ouch.

Mop handle?

 

[Aquagal]

Mop handle?

Some other kind of wood.

 

[Not Normal]

Yeah right.

This is giving me ideas.

I don't know about you guys but I reckon I should send hot pics to kbate by "mistake". Five times.

Be like, "Oh tsk. Sorry about my boobs."
"Oh shit, it's me again. Sorry about my vagina."
"Oh, that's just me washing my vagina. Sorry."
"That's just me licking the chocolate sauce off my boobs."

Do you think she'd buy that?

She probably wouldn't mind though, amirite? *hair toss*

These win post of the month. I did chuckle.

C'mere you.

How's you?

 

[TwinkleStars]

I got a mistaken text once from someone wanting me to slam her cervix.

Ouch.

She didn't believe me when I said she probably had sent this to the wrong person. So then she continued with more naughty texts. After about the 4th one she finally believed me.

The wording has me laughing.

I never get texts like these.

In the interest of science, I need 5 men to PM for my cell number in order to conduct a study of how often this happens. In the following days I will be happy to inform you how many sent me penis pics by accident.
And to insure they would not do this on purpose, I will request they are married and have kids. I will use said photos as black mail to ruin their lives if they should leave the project.

For scientific purposes only, of course.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

I get plenty via PMs. I assume all come from MISTRESS-SR71PLT and I delete.

In my prime I often got lots more than pix, many of my female clients came to my office and got naked or nearly so. Women like to be naked.

 

[Saint Peter]

"OMG!! You have the sweetest cock I have ever seen in my life!"






"Thanks, Grandma."

 

[Pyrovel]

Not yet, but it is a fantasy of mine, so still hoping

 

[bigjbowski]

I'm wondering if I should of texted her back to tell her she texted the wrong person. I didn't know what to text her so I just didn't text at all.

 

[ElizabethWest]

No. Never by mistake.