The Designated Drunk Posting Thread

[MyNameIsNO]

They do. I fucking love your goddamn ass.

Even with the hand welts on it?!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Sure do love a good taquito.

*passes 'em over*

 

[Blue]

Welts make everything better.

 

[Blue]

Trump should have asked Bernie to be his VP. Sanders would have had to accept the offer just so that he could control Trump from the position and it would have guaranteed the presidency since Sanders' voters would flock to Trump just to get Sanders in the white house.

 

[Farawyn]

Even with the hand welts on it?!

Especially that way.

 

[Farawyn]

Welts make everything better.

T-shirt idea.

 

[cookiecat]

I feel like I've been touched in a really bad way after watching this.

 

[Farawyn]

Trump should have asked Bernie to be his VP. Sanders would have had to accept the offer just so that he could control Trump from the position and it would have guaranteed the presidency since Sanders' voters would flock to Trump just to get Sanders in the white house.

Evil Genius. ^

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Far, still got those Coronas in the basement?

 

[Farawyn]

I feel like I've been touched in a really bad way after watching this.

I know.
I like his kids, too, though.

 

[Farawyn]

Far, still got those Coronas in the basement?

Oh, the ones my KIDS hid?

Yes.

Want?

 

[Farawyn]

plus it would reverse the assassination stance for jilted republicans from desirable fantasy to their personal nightmare of a suddenly Sanders presidency.

Eviler Genius^

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Oh, the ones my KIDS hid?

Yes.

Want?

Those fucking kids...
I'm taking their beer.
*heads down to the basement*

 

[Farawyn]

Those fucking kids...
I'm taking their beer.
*heads down to the basement*

Aahahahhaaaaaaa!

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Evil Genius. ^

Eviler Genius^

I know. These two.

 

[Blue]

So do you women have any blood left in your alcohol streams?

 

[Farawyn]

So do you women have any blood left in your alcohol streams?

I haven't really had too much. Just high mojo tonight. I love that everyone is here. Or, at least, lots of us.

 

[cookiecat]

I had to step away to retry peeling the banana.

 

[smtst5]

Margaritas are my friend

 

[Farawyn]

Margaritas are my friend

Did you bring any? We seem to have drank everything in sight...

"drunk"
"drinked"????

 

[MyNameIsNO]

So do you women have any blood left in your alcohol streams?

I've only had 2 beers. Working on my third.

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Margaritas are my friend

Sharing?

 

[MyNameIsNO]

Did you bring any? We seem to have drank everything in sight...

I have half a bottle of tequila!

 

[Farawyn]

I had to step away to retry peeling the banana.

AND???

 

[smtst5]

Did you bring any? We seem to have drank everything in sight...

There's a whole mixer full of frozen lime margaritas help yourself