What is the worst comment you've ever gotten?

At least i don't need a ham bone around my neck so the family dog will play with me.

This is painfully true. My dogs luv my wife, and come see me when theyre covered with shit and wanna look their best for her.
 
Most readers and writers don't know their ass from a hole in their head, and once you get this their comments become worthless. And once they no longer matter youre on your own to figger out what does matter. And discovering what matters almost always exposes you to ridicule and rejection.

Example: Many years ago I went thru a 4 year program to learn design geometry (its technical name is different, but it was 4 years of complex geometry that trained us how to make flat patterns for complex designs, like auto fenders and doors etc).

So, in school, one day, our brainiac perfesser assigns a problem that features a problem no one knows how to correct. And he explains how to work around it. Cool.We spent a week working the design. I got an A. Then one of the guys fell over the fix for the geometry problem, and all of us hadda start again. Mister Smartie Pants wasn't popular for a while.
 
I think you are paid more than what you are worth ( From an asshole boss when I was working and studying at the same time. Worst working experience ever!!)
 
This was a fun thread. Wish I got more ideas like these :/
Bump, if anyone else wants to add their worst!
 
not sure if it counts, but there's currently two hate threads going on about me in the General Board...

But that is actually relevant here because they think they're something over there. They have no clue how much abuse I've taken from readers over the years:D
 
not sure if it counts, but there's currently two hate threads going on about me in the General Board...
But that is actually relevant here because they think they're something over there. They have no clue how much abuse I've taken from readers over the years:D
Ooh, you're notorious... About you or your stories?
Well, any publicity is good publicity. People see them bashing you and they'll think,"hmm, let's go see what that's all about, so I can judge too!"
Evvverrybody hop on the hate train...yay
 
Ooh, you're notorious... About you or your stories?
Well, any publicity is good publicity. People see them bashing you and they'll think,"hmm, let's go see what that's all about, so I can judge too!"
Evvverrybody hop on the hate train...yay

Its about me, but using my stories as an excuse to mock me.

Meanwhile the stories here are the only reason those hyenas have a board to chat on.

But yeah, any attention is attention and when they hate you, you know you're doing alright.;)
 
Lol, I like your term "poke the ferrets." If I do end up writing something for LW I'll have to work it in there somewhere.

I was thinking about this for a while too (yes, back when the thread was actually active, lol) and made a list of ideas that would not only poke said ferrets but... do other stuff to them too. Like make them itch uncomfortably.
If anyone is up for co-writing a series for LW, I'm your man!...err..girl.
 
Its about me, but using my stories as an excuse to mock me.

Meanwhile the stories here are the only reason those hyenas have a board to chat on.

But yeah, any attention is attention and when they hate you, you know you're doing alright.;)

I'm sure people hate me for reasons other than my stories- might be the clothes I wear or a sexual past I put behind me, yet write about... Haha. Can't please all the people all of the time:(
 
Anonymous called me a "goober gobbler" once upon a time...that was special.
 
I'm sure people hate me for reasons other than my stories- might be the clothes I wear or a sexual past I put behind me, yet write about... Haha. Can't please all the people all of the time:(

So you're saying they hate you because you're beautiful?
 
Anonymous called me a "goober gobbler" once upon a time...that was special.

I had the one I think I posted earlier int he thread that kept saying my story and myself were "pussy puss"

I kept thinking of the old Carvel Ice Cream cake "Cookie Puss"
 
I was thinking about this for a while too (yes, back when the thread was actually active, lol) and made a list of ideas that would not only poke said ferrets but... do other stuff to them too. Like make them itch uncomfortably.
If anyone is up for co-writing a series for LW, I'm your man!...err..girl.

I'll still probably write something for LW in the future. If I was a more competent writer I would take you up on your offer.
 
So you're saying they hate you because you're beautiful?

Somehow, I doubt that is the real reason people hate me. I'm sure jealousy isn't a factor in their hate that stems from their sexuality being challenged finding me attractive, only to find out I'm a guy. Or, something like that. I've upset quite a few men in my days when I told them I wasn't a real woman.
 
Somehow, I doubt that is the real reason people hate me. I'm sure jealousy isn't a factor in their hate that stems from their sexuality being challenged finding me attractive, only to find out I'm a guy. Or, something like that. I've upset quite a few men in my days when I told them I wasn't a real woman.

I know the feeling as I'm not a real man, at least not according to the 'real men' here.:rolleyes:
 
Not to be all sunshine and kitten farts, but is there a thread for the best comment you've ever gotten?
 
Not to be all sunshine and kitten farts, but is there a thread for the best comment you've ever gotten?



The best comment I ever received, a guy told me I had him completely fooled, that he thought I was a real woman; and that he should read a person's profile before messaging them.... Haha👠👠👠Kant

That put a smile on my face. He continued to talk to me until I left AFF. I guess I aroused his curiosity in T-girls since he had never run across one?
 
I know the feeling as I'm not a real man, at least not according to the 'real men' here.:rolleyes:

What are they using as a "gold standard" to base your manhood up against in their eyes? That, I'd like to know myself. If they think you aren't a real man, heaven forbid what they think I am..... Haha👠👠👠Kant
 
What are they using as a "gold standard" to base your manhood up against in their eyes? That, I'd like to know myself. If they think you aren't a real man, heaven forbid what they think I am..... Haha👠👠👠Kant

Real men can be found in the Loving wives category mostly and the General Board, they're the ones that are the manliest of men who will put any bitch in their place! :rolleyes:
 
Real men can be found in the Loving wives category mostly and the General Board, they're the ones that are the manliest of men who will put any bitch in their place! :rolleyes:

Yeah, but any bitch willing to be put in her place is either into it, and therefore more of a "man" than the man is, or is not a flattering indication of the "manliness" of said man.

But, hey, whatever pops their rocks.
 
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