What is the worst comment you've ever gotten?

[NOIRTRASH]

If you act like a stupid fuck then you usually get treated like a stupid fuck.

And youre my constant shadow

 

[TxRad]

And youre my constant shadow

You're. You forgot something. Not very writerly.

 

[StrangeTamer]

I've written six of them, and all but one of them is in the 4 range (the one that isn't is a 3.88). And one of them has a Green E. There hasn't been much of a flame war on any of them. I wrote the stories without the thought of "I think I'll poke the ferrets in the LW section today," and that may be why I haven't gotten much in the way of a poked-ferret response.

Lol, I like your term "poke the ferrets." If I do end up writing something for LW I'll have to work it in there somewhere.

 

[sr71plt]

Lol, I like your term "poke the ferrets." If I do end up writing something for LW I'll have to work it in there somewhere.

Thanks. Somehow "poke the lion" gives the people commenting in LW too much majesty.

 

[MarkoAaron]

That my story was so dull that the reader said, "My imagination was giving me more entertainment than the story."

Well whoopty doo!

 

[StrangeTamer]

That my story was so dull that the reader said, "My imagination was giving me more entertainment than the story."

Well whoopty doo!

Isn't that what a story is supposed to do, spark the readers imagination.

 

[TxRad]

Isn't that what a story is supposed to do, spark the readers imagination.

Hey now, don't be giving all the secrets away for free.

 

[NOIRTRASH]

Hey now, don't be giving all the secrets away for free.

LAUREL needs to send you a therapy dog to help you feel better.

 

[TxRad]

LAUREL needs to send you a therapy dog to help you feel better.

At least i don't need a ham bone around my neck so the family dog will play with me.

 

[ColetteJulie]

Am I the only one to get a comment like this? It was absolutely huge, hundreds and hundreds of rambling words about a guy's sexual experiences with his Aunty (Indian?), using infrequent punctuation and had nothing to do with the story.

Yep, got the same thing, his own person incest story in LW. I deleted before I even got halfway.

 

[ColetteJulie]

I've written six of them, and all but one of them is in the 4 range (the one that isn't is a 3.88). And one of them has a Green E. There hasn't been much of a flame war on any of them. I wrote the stories without the thought of "I think I'll poke the ferrets in the LW section today," and that may be why I haven't gotten much in the way of a poked-ferret response.

Same here, I wrote without intention of provocation. But they were provoked anyway. They are a class of their own. My favourite comments are when they address the characters in the story as if they were real people, dishing out advice and remonstrating... I have to smile.

 

[ColetteJulie]

You're. You forgot something. Not very writerly.

You're my hero TxRad

 

[lovecraft68]

You're my hero TxRad

I would have given you a high five if you replied "Your my hero TxRad!"

 

[ColetteJulie]

I would have given you a high five if you replied "Your my hero TxRad!"

Damn my compulsive grammatically correct alter personality! That would have been the perfect comment.

 

[lovecraft68]

Damn my compulsive grammatically correct alter personality! That would have been the perfect comment.

No worries young Jedi, you too will soon master the skill of posting Snark.

 

[TxRad]

No worries young Jedi, you too will soon master the skill of posting Snark.

What a shark have to do with it?

Never mind, i found my glasses.

 

[lovecraft68]

What a shark have to do with it?

Never mind, i found my glasses.

Do they only have one lens? I only wear one contact because, well why bother?

 

[TxRad]

Do they only have one lens? I only wear one contact because, well why bother?

Nope, two lenses but i only clean one of them. The other is a total mess. It makes people stare.

 

[lovecraft68]

Nope, two lenses but i only clean one of them. The other is a total mess. It makes people stare.

That's awesome!

Every once in awhile-always Halloween-but here and there to screw around- I put in a milky white costume contact and watch people try not to stare at it.

Then I'll do the, "What? Is there something on my face?"

 

[sr71plt]

Same here, I wrote without intention of provocation. But they were provoked anyway. They are a class of their own. My favourite comments are when they address the characters in the story as if they were real people, dishing out advice and remonstrating... I have to smile.

I don't think it's only the category ranters who are to blame. I think you get fallout from writers who purposely write and post to the category to provoke and invite ranting. Then the ranters hit you as well, having been provoked by the purposeful provoking stories of others.

 

[dlcalguy]

Someone wrote a poorly spelled and grammatically incorrect flame for an uninspired opening sentence. Nothing constructive.
It was posted anonymously. I deleted it.
I wouldn't delete any comment with a name attached, but this was like being at the bad end of a hit and run. To hell with that.

 

[MarkoAaron]

Isn't that what a story is supposed to do, spark the readers imagination.

That's what I thought too lol The story creates an image or fantasy in the mind that plays out.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

That's what I thought too lol The story creates an image or fantasy in the mind that plays out.

Problem is that some people have no imagination and what they read they take at face value as real life stuff.

 

[Mr_Neb]

Here are three..

This "writer" should do a children stories. It would match his mind !

For Gods sake, are all so called "writers" mentaly (sic) deficient???

Why would this site accept such mindless shit?? This is just staggering.
I could not believe stupidity of this "author"!! Are there no boundaries??

 

[HectorBidon]

The only comment I ever deleted was one that said that my stories put the commenter in mind of certain vile, obscene actions I don't even want to mention here. He was either just a troll or pretty fucked up.

The one that landed the sharpest sting: "This was a waste of 10 minutes of my life. Leave Literotica and write bulletins for church."