A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[Disgustipated]

Miles complaining about Luk bumping an 11 year old thread about the BroPatrol complaining about the same shit they complained about 11 years ago is funny.

 

[Adre]

Miles delivers as much unintentional humor as Chevetteman did.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Miles delivers as much unintentional humor as Chevetteman did.

No, no, I respectfully disagree.

• Nothing miles does will ever compare to Vetty putting that obnoxious newbie 4est_4est_Trump on ignore the day he (4est) first showed up here.
• Nothing compares to Vetty's ill-fated "Remember May 28th" campaign (a one-day stock market dip that Vetty swore on his Marine Honor *spit* was the long anticipated beginning of the Obama Depression....stocks rose 28% or so that year).
• Nothing compares to January 2008, when Vetty declared the Bush recession "over" (which he denied ever occuring in the first place for 10 months) and this would allow John McCain to coast into the White House in an electoral rout.
• And nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, compares to Vetty self-identifying as a "Lib Salad Tosser".

Vetty was unique in the anals (pun intended) of wingnut commentary.

 

[Adre]

No, no, I respectfully disagree.

• Nothing miles does will ever compare to Vetty putting that obnoxious newbie 4est_4est_Trump on ignore the day he (4est) first showed up here.
• Nothing compares to Vetty's ill-fated "Remember May 28th" campaign (a one-day stock market dip that Vetty swore on his Marine Honor *spit* was the long anticipated beginning of the Obama Depression....stocks rose 28% or so that year).
• And nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, compares to Vetty self-identifying as a "Lib Salad Tosser".

Vetty was unique in the anals (pun intended) of wingnut commentary.

Points well taken. I lost my head for a moment which I must blame on this Lowcountry heat wave.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Points well taken. I lost my head for a moment which I must blame on this Lowcountry heat wave.

Tis rather hot this week. I've gotta remember to wear a hat outside to avoid burning my bald pate.

 

[hashtag45]

Not only that you're a malicious, small-minded, vile and petty mofo.
You're bald as well.
Jesus, couldn't it get any worse for me?

I really must have lost it, if the only fans that I got here were the trifecta of creeps.

 

[richard_daily]

L.O.L. from post 182
I haven't laughed as much in ages

You wouldn't have gotten the joke unless you had been here for a long time.

Have you been here for a long time, hashtag?

 

[hashtag45]

You wouldn't have gotten the joke unless you had been here for a long time.

Have you been here for a long time, hashtag?

I don't care. Just seeing the sob's name up there make by blood boil.
I never came across someone who harassed people with such vile things about their ill-health and children (dead and alive).
Plus his imbecillic siggy. How creepy is that… !

 

[RobDownSouth]

Faux cancer. It's sad really.

Faux Cancer is always at near-epidemic proportions on Lit. It's really sad, because when real cancer actually occurs (think: Warrior Queen and Lovecraft's wife) people get a bit jaded and aren't as supportive as you might think.

 

[Disgustipated]

You wouldn't have gotten the joke unless you had been here for a long time.

Have you been here for a long time, hashtag?

You're giving him too much credit- he still doesn't get the joke but the *me, me, me* gene flared up and damnit, he must be heard!

 

[Disgustipated]

Vettebirther must be struggling right now. Trying to afford his $800.00 per month electric bill must be tough on a fixed income. In this heat?!?

 

[hashtag45]

You're giving him too much credit- he still doesn't get the joke but the *me, me, me* gene flared up and damnit, he must be heard!

Go suck Rob's cock, as you usually do.

 

[Disgustipated]

It's like a nervous tick. I don't like you because HOMO!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Vettebirther must be struggling right now. Trying to afford his $800.00 per month electric bill must be tough on a fixed income. In this heat?!?

Pfft....he's making a 300K salary running a black-ops sniper school for Blackwater in Syria. I'm glad he was finally able to monetize those two Navy Crosses he was always boasting about.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

xbb

When did that happen ?

When I first saw him post, he was still interested in flirting with women.

Now, I dunno...

 

[Saint Peter]

xbb

When did that happen ?

When I first saw him post, he was still interested in flirting with women.

Now, I dunno...

Hit the list after I read one post.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I cannot keep up with the alts, but that one was very direct.
(It seems that he has given up "clever" alt handles.

I feel sad for him, that the "act" has taken over every aspect of the person he presents.
There once was more to him, than the"act."

 

[Saint Peter]

I only know him as a conservative bigot. What positive did he ever bring to this place?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I do not believe he has any heartfelt, serious beliefs, in anything he posts.

I believe he posts them to push buttons.

I have not seen him make any serious arguments to support any particular issue.

The universes only know, why he feels the need to provoke.

 

[richard_daily]

I cannot keep up with the alts, but that one was very direct.
(It seems that he has given up "clever" alt handles.

I feel sad for him, that the "act" has taken over every aspect of the person he presents.
There once was more to him, than the"act."

He's a small fish in a small pond.

 

[glynndah]

Maybe I need an alt. All the cool kids seem to have one.

 

[Que]

Maybe I need an alt. All the cool kids seem to have one.

Indeed we do.

Your alt should probably have a troop of flying monkeys.

 

[richard_daily]

Maybe I need an alt. All the cool kids seem to have one.

You think the people mentioned in the OP are "cool"?

Oh Gyunndah... we need to talk.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Indeed we do.

Your alt should probably have a troop of flying monkeys.

Are they called a troop or a flock. These distinctions are important.

 

[glynndah]

Indeed we do.

Your alt should probably have a troop of flying monkeys.

Well, she's not getting mine!