A GB Noob Guide to Alts.

[Disgustipated]

A 7-page thread about alts - and not one mention of me.

If you're still out there, Stormfront.org trolls, you've officially lost the war.

They haven't been around for some time.

 

[richard_daily]

They haven't been around for some time.

This has already been covered... we think Cade Is Dead.

 

[Disgustipated]

This has already been covered... we think Cade Is Dead.

It is truly strange that one person just packed up all the alts and moved on. Maybe he finally got his Stormfront secret handshake and doesn't need us anymore.

 

[richard_daily]

It is truly strange that one person just packed up all the alts and moved on. Maybe he finally got his Stormfront secret handshake and doesn't need us anymore.

Meth does weird things to your priorities.

 

[richard_daily]

Added another few alts from Lit's Wingnuts Gone Wild.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Added another few alts from Lit's Wingnuts Gone Wild.

i spotted 15 new kens
just yesterday.

 

[Luk]

Did this Sonny guy ever get chat working?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Did this Sonny guy ever get chat working?

did sonny ever
give you that
reach around?

 

[hashtag45]

At least this one is a non-creepy and more intelligent version of the Seeky thread so personally I'm fine with it.
Hey richard, what about Penis Gazer?

 

[Disgustipated]

Did this Sonny guy ever get chat working?

did sonny ever
give you that
reach around?

At least this one is a non-creepy and more intelligent version of the Seeky thread
so personally I'm fine with it.


Hey richard, what about Penis Gazer?

Nothing to see here... just a couple totally straight men worrying about other men's sex lives. Hoping those sex lives go man-on-man.

 

[hashtag45]

........

 

[richard_daily]

Nothing to see here... just a couple totally straight men worrying about other men's sex lives. Hoping those sex lives go man-on-man.

When you don't have a sex life of your own, worrying about other peoples' becomes much more important.

Lit is a fine example of how that plays out. You can tell who's getting laid, and who's not.

 

[Bert Notorius]

When you don't have a sex life of your own, worrying about other peoples' becomes much more important.

Lit is a fine example of how that plays out. You can tell who's getting laid, and who's not.

i don't have to beat my woman
so she will have sex with me.

 

[eyerami]

Lukatehisowndyk was always the eager blowoney in the middle of the incessant Sonny/KRC sandswish.

 

[Disgustipated]

When you don't have a sex life of your own, worrying about other peoples' becomes much more important.

Lit is a fine example of how that plays out. You can tell who's getting laid, and who's not.

Even if these clowns are getting laid, it's really not the kind of sexing they are so desperately longing for.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Even if these clowns are getting laid, it's really not the kind of sexing they are so desperately longing for.

do you mean the kind of sex
you and dick long for?

cybersex with ken?

do you guys ever
get together
and rehash
those good old days?

it's something you have
in common.

poor dick.
i don't think
he'll ever get
over it.

he sees kens
everywhere.

look,
there goes one now.

 

[hashtag45]

L.O.L. from post 182
I haven't laughed as much in ages

 

[Disgustipated]

do you mean the kind of sex
you and dick long for?

cybersex with ken?

do you guys ever
get together
and rehash
those good old days?

it's something you have
in common.

poor dick.
i don't think
he'll ever get
over it.

he sees kens
everywhere.

look,
there goes one now.

When did you develop a speech impediment?

 

[JohnnySavage]

What ever happened to that NotNowHoney Garnate alt? She was a hoot.

 

[Disgustipated]

What ever happened to that NotNowHoney Garnate alt? She was a hoot.

Her and PwerSemen ran off together. Don't trifle with the Luk!

 

[RobDownSouth]

i don't have to beat my woman
so she will have sex with me.

This fact alone, if true, places you head and shoulders above your conservative peers.

The fact that your woman could likely beat the holy hell out of you if you raised a finger to strike her is absolutely irrelevant.

 

[Disgustipated]

This fact alone, if true, places you head and shoulders above your conservative peers.

The fact that your woman could likely beat the holy hell out of you if you raised a finger to strike her is absolutely irrelevant.

It really depends on which female alt is controlling Bert at the time.

 

[RobDownSouth]

It really depends on which female alt is controlling Bert at the time.

Since his insurance began paying for his testosterone replacement therapy, Bert seldom if ever brings out his female alts anymore.

Queerbait, are you paying attention?

 

[hashtag45]

Way to ruin a good thread, and turn it from funny to petty.
Just bring in Rob.

 

[Pookie]

When did you develop a speech impediment?

Faux cancer. It's sad really.