The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Emerson40]

Do GB folk dislike KS1 or hashfuck more? I'm curious.

One is a histrionic, attention seeking drama llama off the meds, with regrettable social skills, and the comprehension of a pelican. The other is pretty handy with a weed wacker.



No contest.

 

[silver gurl]

Thanks everyone for the response on my raspberries. We have bushes galore. Normally I would use them to bake or make jam but we are under a heat wave and the oven will not be in use.
I will give the flash freeze another try.

 

[hashtag45]

Hey hashtag - maybe you're behind this account too?

No, but I have a pretty good idea who that might be.
Your secret's safe, tho.

 

[MNGuy]

The SO has a long-time friend that broke up with her boyfriend about a year and a half ago, and hasn't found anyone else yet. So they were out last week for dinner and got around to girl locker room talk. The SO mentioned that I tied her up and gave her some intense orgasms. So her friend said that sounded fun and she would be willing to join us for a threesome. The wife just laughed it off but now is wondering if she would really have joined us. Based on the way she described it, I think she would.

It's not going to happen, the SO just isn't into women, but it has spiced up the bedroom a bit.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Of course Stanton is in the finals. No one throws curve balls in the Derby!

I'm laughing because it's the God's Honest Truth!!

 

[Conager]

Just a weeee bit north.

He hasn't quite hit your prostate yet?

 

[Misshotndeep]

He hasn't quite hit your prostate yet?

Snicker

 

[1HF]

Snuggled up with two adorable kittens.

I'm mellow and happy.

 

[pollynova]

Snuggled up with two adorable kittens.

I'm mellow and happy.

I'm beyond jealous.

 

[1HF]

I'm beyond jealous.

My phone doesn't want to upload the pic right now, but they are crazy cute. I have a white (subtle) flame point and orange tabby kitten. And an adult black and white cat with one blue eye and one hazel.

I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady.

 

[pollynova]

My phone doesn't want to upload the pic right now, but they are crazy cute. I have a white (subtle) flame point and orange tabby kitten. And an adult black and white cat with one blue eye and one hazel.

I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady.

They all sound so adorable! Is the adult a tuxedo kitty? I love those.

 

[Noor]

Third spacing is evil!

 

[Hard_Rom]

My raspberries don't look anywhere near that perfect after washing them, they become blobs of fruit.

Two sites I looked at stated to wash very gently. Not even under a stream of water but dunked in a colander.

I think the sugar might be a good idea. Sugar does preserve things well. Cordials kept for long sea voyages due to high sugar content.

 

[1HF]

They all sound so adorable! Is the adult a tuxedo kitty? I love those.

He's a super fluffer

 

[deehere]

Fvck Y@v!

..or something.


Not really but I am fluent in nerd from the era before being a nerd was allegedly cool and involved video games.

By the way, some Trekkers consider Trekie a perjorative.

Well, isn't that special! I lose sleep over offending grownups who dress up as Klingons as such.

 

[CleverCowardice]

No, I don't Facebook, or Twitter, or Tumblr, or SnapChat, or Kik, or... You know what? Just eat shit and die.

 

[Noor]

No, I don't Facebook, or Twitter, or Tumblr, or SnapChat, or Kik, or... You know what? Just eat shit and die.

A perfect example of the GB way to win friends and influence people

 

[Noor]

Well, isn't that special! I lose sleep over offending grownups who dress up as Klingons as such.

And rightly, you should

 

[pollynova]

He's a super fluffer

 

[CleverCowardice]

A perfect example of the GB way to win friends and influence people

Yeah, I'm just a big ol' teddy bear, wrapped in razor wire and stuffed full of rusty nails. Now who wants a nice tetanus-y hug?

 

[Noor]

Yeah, I'm just a big ol' teddy bear, wrapped in razor wire and stuffed full of rusty nails. Now who wants a nice tetanus-y hug?

careful of the thorns

 

[cleaver]

t'is a "win"
to be
under your skin...

toy​

 

[Aquagal]

Two sites I looked at stated to wash very gently. Not even under a stream of water but dunked in a colander.

I think the sugar might be a good idea. Sugar does preserve things well. Cordials kept for long sea voyages due to high sugar content.

I I'm going to try this when they're ripe next month. Admittedly I'd come to the point of spraying them really well on the bushes right before picking and that was my washing.

I've probably eaten a spider or two.

 

[Lancecastor]

The SO has a long-time friend that broke up with her boyfriend about a year and a half ago, and hasn't found anyone else yet. So they were out last week for dinner and got around to girl locker room talk. The SO mentioned that I tied her up and gave her some intense orgasms. So her friend said that sounded fun and she would be willing to join us for a threesome. The wife just laughed it off but now is wondering if she would really have joined us. Based on the way she described it, I think she would.

It's not going to happen, the SO just isn't into women, but it has spiced up the bedroom a bit.

It's more likely that your SO is experimenting with her friend and this is her way of telling you.

Sorry dude, but your woman has the gay.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Last night Larry and I "broke" into the old field of glory where Johnny, in his high school days, became a hero for the first time.

We reenacted the legendary, Three Touchdowns in One Game saga with Larry playing defense. It wasn't a true depiction because Larry has twice as many legs as I do.