The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX: No Whining

[Lancecastor]

I'm about the only game in town right now.

http://www.pastposters.com/cw3/assets/product_expanded/JamieF-BON/only-game-in-town-cinema-quad-movie-poster-(1).jpg

 

[Pookie]

Quoting your fawning seemed appropriate when I was commenting on your fawning attention.

Historically, that was Bobs' job.

What part of that befuddled you?

Why did you feel the need to comment on his fawning attention? Are you that bored?

 

[Conager]

Lance comments because he's bored and I'm about the only game in town right now. You comment because your man-crush on Rob is unrelenting. Reality has nothing to do with your posts, you just need to put Rob in your metaphorical mouth. That's okay, he's a pretty neat dude, I understand your crush.

....and there's the payoff Bobs gets out of a decade of hopeful beta orbiting.

Care to take a look at Bob's profile and sigline and months long posting campaign and see who has which name as their focus?

As I said years ago, you enable him because he feeds your starving ego.

 

[Pookie]

You laugh out loud at your own "idiocracy?"

Ok, you are bored.

 

[Wings]

....and there's the payoff Bobs gets out of a decade of hopeful beta orbiting.

Care to take a look at Bob's profile and sigline and months long posting campaign and see who has which name as their focus?

As I said years ago, you enable him because he feeds your starving ego.

God, your attention is cute. My starving ego is just soaking it up.

 

[Conager]

Why did you feel the need to comment on his fawning attention? Are you that bored?

It amuses me to watch the Rob and Luk show suck up to Wings as if she ever considered either of them as a remote possibility. She tells them she thinks they are funny and that she likes them as a friend, and they respond with effusive fawning about her appearance.

Especially funny is Bob declaring himself Alpha as fuck and announcing to the world who he deems to be beta males while engaging in a very public display of a textbook beta orbiting.

Funny just is.

 

[Conager]

Ok, you are bored.

Well, maybe a little.

Technically speaking I am malingering.

But, have you seen the general bored lately?

 

[Wings]

It amuses me to watch the Rob and Luk show suck up to Wings as if she ever considered either of them as a remote possibility. She tells them she thinks they are funny and that she likes them as a friend, and they respond with effusive fawning about her appearance.

Especially funny is Bob declaring himself Alpha as fuck and announcing to the world who he deems to be beta males while engaging in a very public display of a textbook beta orbiting.

Funny just is.

It couldn't be that these two in particular are good friends of mine, right? I tell friends that I love their new look and yet never once have thought about sucking their clits. Or otherwise.

I don't understand why the concept of friendship is so hard for you to grasp.

 

[Lancecastor]

It couldn't be that these two in particular are good friends of mine, right? I tell friends that I love their new look and yet never once have thought about sucking their clits. Or otherwise.

I don't understand why the concept of friendship is so hard for you to grasp.

I think you should suck Luk's clit.

 

[Conager]

It couldn't be that these two in particular are good friends of mine, right? I tell friends that I love their new look and yet never once have thought about sucking their clits. Or otherwise.

I don't understand why the concept of friendship is so hard for you to grasp.

Rob an Luk have clits?

 

[Hard_Rom]

I don't understand why the concept of friendship is so hard for you to grasp.

It would be like a blind from birth person trying to describe the colour yellow.

 

[Wings]

I think you should suck Luk's clit.

Rob an Luk have clits?

You two should forge a friendship.

 

[Pookie]

It amuses me to watch the Rob and Luk show suck up to Wings as if she ever considered either of them as a remote possibility. She tells them she thinks they are funny and that she likes them as a friend, and they respond with effusive fawning about her appearance.

Especially funny is Bob declaring himself Alpha as fuck and announcing to the world who he deems to be beta males while engaging in a very public display of a textbook beta orbiting.

Funny just is.

That savors strongly of bitterness.

 

[Conager]

I think you should suck Luk's clit.

Great minds...

I am dying laughing here. Her defense of how she accepts and encourages these effusive, sexually tinged compliments from a couple of guys that she has no sexual interest in is that she pays compliments to other women?

Maybe I missed it but did she ever tell Luke that his weak chin is not really that bad or that all that hair product he uses really makes his hair look sexy?

You really can't make this stuff up.

Bob the "Alpha" Orbiter and his faithful sidekick, LukAtMyClit

 

[Pookie]

Well, maybe a little.

Technically speaking I am malingering.

But, have you seen the general bored lately?

It's not just lately. In days of yore, you'd have to be on your toes to keep up with the whole front page.

 

[Conager]

You two should forge a friendship.

You mean the way Rob constantly pines for an "Off-board Bro?"

Maybe you should give him a call sometime, cheer him up he seems a little down lately.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Conager]

It's not just lately. In days of yore, you'd have to be on your toes to keep up with the whole front page.

I remember. You'd have to keep an eye on page two just to make sure that some interesting thread didn't just disappear into the ether before you even saw it.

 

[Lancecastor]

Great minds...

I am dying laughing here. Her defense of how she accepts and encourages these effusive, sexually tinged compliments from a couple of guys that she has no sexual interest in is that she pays compliments to other women?

Maybe I missed it but did she ever tell Luke that his weak chin is not really that bad or that all that hair product he uses really makes his hair look sexy?

You really can't make this stuff up.

Bob the "Alpha" Orbiter and his faithful sidekick, LukAtMyClit

Shhh!...I don't think they're allowed to mention his chin... or hairline... anymore.

 

[Wings]

Great minds...

I am dying laughing here. Her defense of how she accepts and encourages these effusive, sexually tinged compliments from a couple of guys that she has no sexual interest in is that she pays compliments to other women?

Maybe I missed it but did she ever tell Luke that his weak chin is not really that bad or that all that hair product he uses really makes his hair look sexy?

You really can't make this stuff up.

Bob the "Alpha" Orbiter and his faithful sidekick, LukAtMyClit

I "accept and encourage"? He said he's sure my hair is beautiful. Did he say something more than that and I missed it? Did he tell me to bend over? The only one posting sexual things to me is Lance.

No wonder you're so fucking alone, you have no idea how normal people interact with their friends. I'm starting to understand why some people were so sure you were really Hash. She can't figure out how humans interact either.

I'm glad you're laughing because holy fuck I'm going to be guffawing over this for awhile.

 

[Lancecastor]

The only one posting sexual things to me is Lance.

https://media.giphy.com/media/11yXLuKBzOImoU/giphy.gif

 

[eyerami]

I love the smell of Blurt Bitches standing up for their femBoys in the morning!

losercrap00's next 3.5 ebook seller:

Daddy, Mommy, and Daughter Do The Blurt Bitch Gang

 

[hashtag45]

. I'm starting to understand why some people were so sure you were really Hash. She can't figure out how humans interact either.

You'd be surprised to see how serious and proper I behave IRL, because that's what my environment demands of me, in order to survive.
Similar dynamic here. You guys created me. Like ISIS.

Two imbecillic environments, but this one is more to my liking so you guys are stuck with me. FOR. EVER.

 

[Pookie]

I love the smell of Blurt Bitches standing up for their femBoys in the morning!

losercrap00's next 3.5 ebook seller:

Daddy, Mommy, and Daughter Do The Blurt Bitch Gang

I've noticed your fantasies have been expanding lately. You might mention this when you do your required "check in".

 

[Lyricalli]

Does it make anyone else's eyes roll back when guys start going on and on about the alpha/beta crap?