Telling Husband You Use KY Jelly

Fata Morgana

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I've not told him, but I'm almost certain he's seen the tube. I noticed I was having a harder time getting wet which was automatic in the past. I thought it was a possible result of reading Eyer's posts, age, stress, or a combo of these factors.

One truth that I have not addressed is the fact that he's neglecting the sexual aspect of our relationship. A common scenario is that I will come home from work and he'll be stark naked, all slicked up in baby oil with his cock standing at half mast, this just doesn't do it for me.

I find him super hot, and let him know it but I think there are things he could to to reduce my reliance on the lube. If only I could come home from work and find him bent over the table with a huge block of Stinking Bishop, grating it furiously into a fresh mound. It's making me moist just typing it. I know there are things I can do, like leave the cheese board and grater out, but for once I'd like him to take the initiative.

For wives that use KY, have you told your husbands?
 
Are you stroking again?

Call a doctor.

No I am not, thanks to you. I was nicely turned on thinking about the grating and then you post about anal and I get Zumi's impromptu shits and you expect me to masturbate at a time like this?

You disgust me.
 
You're a fucking animal. I hope as Zumi puts in, there is some impromptu shitting. :(

The impromptu shitting may not be pleasant, but hey... it happens.

He didn't mention the various infections and hygienic issues. Or the sponges that get stuck in orifices and smell like death.

Really, a little poop isn't the worst thing in the world.

God, porn is a glamorous business.
 
The impromptu shitting may not be pleasant, but hey... it happens.

He didn't mention the various infections and hygienic issues. Or the sponges that get stuck in orifices and smell like death.

Really, a little poop isn't the worst thing in the world.

God, porn is a glamorous business.

Sponges? Like Jam Roly-Poly? Now I'm interested...
 
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