GB Seeky Awards!

[Adjudicator]

Thanks for changing av's. That last one was gettin on my nerves.

Now change your title.

Creepy

 

[Killswitch1]

Yeah, I am going to do that because you told me to. Not happening.

Ok. Keep it.

lol

 

[Killswitch1]

Creepy

She's not creepy. That wouldn't be a good title for Jez.

 

[Wings]

Aww, thanks! I like 99% of you too.

You! Adorable.

 

[Conager]

I honestly suspected for quite a while that you were a Que alt.
Remember some of my worst insults?

The ONE time you get it right, you talked yourself out of it.

Sorry, not me. I am just not that talented.

I am.

~ curtsy~

 

[Conager]

Indeed. I cannot change the personality, I can only verify what I will see. So far: woman with an Albanian accent.

FYP, YW

 

[Lyricalli]

The ONE time you get it right, you talked yourself out of it.

Ah, so you're claiming me, are you? I'm going to need some proof that I'm your alt, though. I'm not just taking your word for it.

 

[Darbhinder]

Mild isn't a word I'd ever use to describe you.

Pungent?

 

[Emerson40]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, attention seeking nominees, and those looking forward to this thread fading into the back-pages.
The winner of the 2016 ADHD TWATS SEEKY award – with a majority 51.28% of votes - is





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hssh345!




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[DEEP, HUSHED ANNOUNCER VOICE]
This is the first SEEKY win for hashy, following a year of non-stop posting ‘Pay Attention To Me’ without actually typing the words, ‘Pay Attention To Me’. It took 3 different user accounts, 283 chisel-point Sharpies, weeks and weeks of posting 24 continuous hours a day, unprecedented combos of exaggerations and dramatics, pretend heart palpitations, victim playing, histrionics, more retractions and apologies than eeyore has user names, and if Laurel and Manu had a nickel for every time hashy declared “Good-bye, I’am done with this thread /////” …
[/DEEP HUSHED ANNOUNCER VOICE]


We have digressed. hssh345 started laying the groundwork early for this win, joining Lit just over a year ago. For the most part, hssh345 went unnoticed in the beginning, and posts were lost among the fast pace of some of the GB threads. Things ramped up some though, when hssh345 stopped by the HT forum, seeking advice on the delicate relationship issues surrounding his being a middle-aged man with a predisposition toward wearing women’s clothes.

Once this news reached the GB, things took a remarkable turn and hssh345 started receiving the attention he had come looking for. When the attention waned, hssh345 dialed up the drama, which brought the attention. And thus, a true attention whore was born.

When the spotlight continued to shift away from hssh345, he had to become more creative in ways to get attention. He started threads and posts about alts, made ridiculous demands about how others should post, and tried hitching his victim wagon to some of Lit’s better known bigots, racists, and fake cancer survivors.

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Photo: l to r : unknown racist, hssh345, BusyBody​

The repetitive nauseating posting by hssh345 in this very thread, a culmination of over a year of trolling for attention and honing his histrionic skills, secured the win. Even a play from the ol’ KRC playbook, completely unnecessary and with over 50% of votes secured, was overplaying things a wee bit, and served to shred any last residual bits of credibility hssh345 had.



Besides the coveted urn, uh, I mean ADHD TWATS Cup, this year’s whiner will receive 32 Attention Seeker T-Shirts, courtesy of Psychology Today Magazine, a proud sponsor of the SEEKYS.

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A month supply, because when you’re posting like a son of a bitch and not keeping your regularly scheduled therapy appointments, you’re probably not doing your laundry either.





Everyone, please join us in congratulating the 2016 SEEKY AWARD winner, hssh345.


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*Photo may or may not be hssh345, and can only be confirmed as that of one claiming to be hssh345 during Skype video calls.


The producers would like to thank the other nominees for their participation and being fine sports about the whole thing, the fine, fine folks that voted, those that had the good sense to stay away from this entire hot mess of a thread.

The opinions expressed in this thread are those of the individual pisters, and do not reflect those of the forum host, or their advertisers. Unless your opinion is that hssh345 should pipe the fuck down some, as this is something the entire universe is in harmonious accord with.


Thank you, and good night!


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[hashtag45]

I was waiting to see your reaction.
Given that, even after definite proof re who I am, you persist with the "female impersonator" creepy comments and pictures,
I was right:


You're a 50 - year old married man with dependant children,
who's been cyberstalking -relentlessly, for 10 months- a foreign woman on a porn board.

Most of your posts were typically of a poorly concealed (under a superficial facade of "humour") hateful xenophobic nature, alongside disgusting sexual inuendoes. You even kept reposting my pictures, alongside disgusting comments.

You fully knew that I was a woman, all the time, despite pretending otherwise. I sensed that right from the start.


May I say anything more?
This is an erotic forum. So it attracts both normal folks, as well as disturbed men who discharge their anger on unpopular female posters.

 

[hashtag45]

I highly suspect that you, Emerson, will continue right away, or after a period of apparent peace, with your hate and your disgusting stalking. Because your kind seldom changes.

But I have a good feeling about other things: that as time goes by, fewer forum members will buy into your crap.
And that's enough for me.

 

[hashtag45]

And Emerson:

If you continue to up your cyberstalking, I intend to contact the website shareholders (I suspect that Laurel is just one of them) officially.

There is sufficient evidence by now that your harassment no longer belongs to the category of simple trolling. It's cyberstalking of a sexual nature.

Given the nature of this site, I think that it is in within my right to make a polite request to the website owners to ask you to cease any contact with me. For my own protection.

(Confidentiality will be maintained, of course, and they will not reveal my real name.)

 

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[hashtag45]

Figures.
That's why the cyberstalking went on for so long.
It was actively encouraged.


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[Conager]

And Emerson:

If you continue to up your cyberstalking, I intend to contact the website shareholders (I suspect that Laurel is just one of them) officially.

There is sufficient evidence by now that your harassment no longer belongs to the category of simple trolling. It's cyberstalking of a sexual nature.

Given the nature of this site, I think that it is in within my right to make a polite request to the website owners to ask you to cease any contact with me. For my own protection.

(Confidentiality will be maintained, of course, and they will not reveal my real name.)

Lemme save you some time as you breathlessly seek the attention of the site owners.

The answer will be that YOU have the power to control who you choose to interact with. You will be reminded of and encouraged to use the ignore function for any and all posters that you do not wish to interact with. The end.

I know that you know about the ignore function because every time you take the offensive against some other poster and troll them "For FUN!!" and they tell you to knock it off, you point out to them that they should ignore you. Troll, use ignore thyself.

 

[hashtag45]

Que and Emerson are the two posters that I want absolutely nothing to do with.

 

[Conager]

Que and Emerson are the two posters that I want absolutely nothing to do with.

What about Conager?

 

[Saint Peter]

And Emerson:

If you continue to up your cyberstalking, I intend to contact the website shareholders (I suspect that Laurel is just one of them) officially.

There is sufficient evidence by now that your harassment no longer belongs to the category of simple trolling. It's cyberstalking of a sexual nature.

Given the nature of this site, I think that it is in within my right to make a polite request to the website owners to ask you to cease any contact with me. For my own protection.

(Confidentiality will be maintained, of course, and they will not reveal my real name.)

Please, please do not politely contact the shareholders that Laurel is just one of.



I will not be returning to this thread.
Ever again.
And I mean it this time.

Really.

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[lovetoread]

good gawd

the stupid got worse

maybe after they run and whine to the 2 owners, they can then give the owners tips on how to run a website

 

[Lyricalli]

I've been on internet forums off and on for, oh, about twenty years now. I can pretty comfortably say that a forum need not be erotic to attract disturbed individuals.




Disclaimer: this is in no way endorsing the opinion that any particular poster is disturbed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And Emerson:

If you continue to up your cyberstalking, I intend to contact the website shareholders (I suspect that Laurel is just one of them) officially.

There is sufficient evidence by now that your harassment no longer belongs to the category of simple trolling. It's cyberstalking of a sexual nature.

Given the nature of this site, I think that it is in within my right to make a polite request to the website owners to ask you to cease any contact with me. For my own protection.

(Confidentiality will be maintained, of course, and they will not reveal my real name.)

Your gender is irrelevant. It doesn't matter a jot that if Silvergurl skyped with you and you turned out to be Cecil's younger brother, you still talk out of your ringpiece day and night with nary a sensible word in sight.

You're a fucking imbecile.

 

[Pookie]

So Hash isn't a moronic alt, just moronic.

 

[hashtag45]

Your gender is irrelevant. It doesn't matter a jot that if Silvergurl skyped with you and you turned out to be Cecil's younger brother, you still talk out of your ringpiece day and night with nary a sensible word in sight.

You're a fucking imbecile.

Fata.
You always behaved like a dizzy blonde in such situations. Just like when you harassed and stalked ms_ann, under the belief that her cancer was fake.
Think!

First of all, do check wikipedia to see the difference between rude/obnoxious behavior or occasional trolling and stalking.

Also: as I told you so many times, I don't mind as much other types of name callings : that I'm stupid, imbecile, obnoxious, a "Dishrag" or so on.
You're all welcome to do that.
-- But I draw the line when people cross interpersonal boundaries and start to stalk me relentlessly about my "presumed" genitals and sexual activity. In a certain way, like Emerson did. That's creepy and not ok.

You kept confusing your loyalty to your friend Emerson (I'm not disputing that, he might behave decently with you guys - none of my business) with actively encouraging and giggling at his creepy behaviors.


Try to be less superficial in the future and think things through a bit more.
Same goes for your other air-head female friends.

 

[Jennifer]

So Hash isn't a moronic alt, just moronic.

Sadly, yes.