GB Seeky Awards!

[Bookishleigh]

Looks like we have our third party, Fermina. Your arsehole cat.

See you July 7, 2019, say... 9am?

Oh.....9am.....yeah, I have plans...big, important plans that I can't reveal. But I'm available 16 hours after that.

 

[Miles Long]

There is nothing Rainshine won't do with a dog on Skype.

 

[lovetoread]

There is nothing Rainshine won't do with a dog on Skype.

thats just gross, dude

 

[Bookishleigh]

There is nothing Rainshine won't do with a dog on Skype.

Is that what the selectively slutty means? Man....I've been barking up the wrong tree apparently.

 

[RoryN]

Skype with hashtag
or
Late-term abortion musical

Tough call.

 

[Miles Long]

thats just gross, dude

You're telling me. Not enough eye bleach in the world. Woof!

Is that what the selectively slutty means? Man....I've been barking up the wrong tree apparently.

Let's just say she found collarme.com for way different reasons than everyone else.

 

[Aquagal]

Am I the only person around here who could pretty easily hop on Skype for five minutes with relatively short notice? Even if I was at work, as long as I wasn't in a meeting or up against a deadline I could pop into a conference room for 5 minutes for a quick video chat. I just don't see why it would be a problem for people. I walk around the world and everyone is on their Snapchat, FaceTime, Skype, WhatsApp, etc. etc. all the time. This should be a remarkably easy thing to accomplish, people.

I have 1-2 bars of reception, Skype wouldn't work with that.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Let's just say she found collarme.com for way different reasons than everyone else.

I am NOT looking that up.

 

[Miles Long]

I have 1-2 bars of reception, Skype wouldn't work with that.

Tin cans and string?

I am NOT looking that up.

Smart.

REPORTED.

 

[Aquagal]

Tin cans and string?



Smart.

Yeah but you have to hold your string higher, I'm in a valley.

 

[spacekowboy]

This is all going to so be so epically anticlimactic.

 

[lovetoread]

I am NOT looking that up.

Ah its an ok site.

Just good for hookups though.

 

[Darbhinder]

I'm looking forward to the screen caps from the skyping, I was wondering why silvergirl was looking for a program that would record video and audio, it all makes sense now.

 

[Lyricalli]

I am leaving this thread because I need to get some sleep.

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When I first glanced at that, I thought it said sheep.

Wait...I am getting confused...am I a Lyricalli alt? Because I swear we were accused of the same crap in the same manner and basically responded the same way.

My world has been turned asunder.

Yes, and I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

 

[hashtag45]

Hey Fermina.

It just occurred to me :
I barely interacted with you. My main interactions with you were:
- to defend you (aka explain why she was wrong), when ms_ann started accusing you of being a Recidiva alt.
- to talk you out of slandering a particular Lit. couple.

So the fact that you started picking on me out of the blue in two threads, and that you currently seem so preccupied with my personna, didn't make sense to me, initially.

But now it does: You're doing it because you're interning for the position of the next Blurt Bitch in training.

Oh.....9am.....yeah, I have plans...big, important plans that I can't reveal. But I'm available 16 hours after that.

My dog agrees but only if she has to show parts of her that have already been revealed on Lit. She has a lot to lose by being exposed for being on a porn board.

1. A third party will never be agreed to.
2. SHOULD a third party be agreed to you then suddenly you will fall into the "not trustworthy" category like Jezzilee and Aphrodiatic did.
4. There is a greater chance of my dog getting on Skype to prove her gender than Hash.
/QUOTE]

I am not sure which is more amusing though - the claim that they are being forced into doing something they don't want to yet wholeheartedly continuing to engage and even entice the alleged tormentors OR the continued "protection" of being a non-English speaker as a reason for engaging in vile commentary while properly using words and phrases such as "debunk" and "au contraire." Yes, I realize au contraire is french, but it's a popular English statement as well.

At this point I am wondering if the focus shouldn't be on determining if Hash isn't a spoiled child throwing a temper tantrum more so than an alt, personality of Que, gender status, etc. It's just become laughable. No amount of time or face portion will change my opinion of Hash at this point. .

etc. etc.

 

[hashtag45]

And this one is for you, Blurt Thread Clique:

I see myself as being "an average, yet intelligent and educated woman who's indeed mean-spiritted, but who also enjoys clowning around and shit-stirring on a porn board. Out of a sense of nostalgia for her lost youth".
Cuz that's exactly who I am.

And as for you all: You see me as being "a mean-spiritted stupid catfishing female impersonator or bitch who needs to be stalked to death and run off the board"
cuz that's what You are. It takes one to know one.

What a bunch of high-school minded dumbfucks you people are.

 

[Darbhinder]

Hey Fermina.

It just occurred to me :
I barely interacted with you. My main interactions with you were:
- to defend you (aka explain why she was wrong), when ms_ann started accusing you of being a Recidiva alt.
- to talk you out of slandering a particular Lit. couple.

So the fact that you started picking on me out of the blue in two threads, and that you currently seem so preccupied with my personna, didn't make sense to me, initially.

But now it does: You're doing it because you're interning for the position of the next Blurt Bitch in training.

1. A third party will never be agreed to.
2. SHOULD a third party be agreed to you then suddenly you will fall into the "not trustworthy" category like Jezzilee and Aphrodiatic did.
4. There is a greater chance of my dog getting on Skype to prove her gender than Hash.
/QUOTE]




etc. etc.

And this one is for you, Blurt Thread Clique:

I see myself as being "an average, yet intelligent and educated woman who's indeed mean-spiritted, but who also enjoys clowning around and shit-stirring on a porn board. Out of a sense of nostalgia for her lost youth".
Cuz that's exactly who I am.

And as for you all: You see me as being "a mean-spiritted stupid catfishing female impersonator or bitch who needs to be stalked to death and run off the board"
cuz that's what You are. It takes one to know one.

What a bunch of high-school minded dumbfucks you people are.

Quoting before the edits. Has it been 16 hrs already? Is dishrag on samosa time or central rapey time?

 

[Adjudicator]

And this one is for you, Blurt Thread Clique:

I see myself as being "an average, yet intelligent and educated woman who's indeed mean-spiritted, but who also enjoys clowning around and shit-stirring on a porn board. Out of a sense of nostalgia for her lost youth".
Cuz that's exactly who I am.

And as for you all: You see me as being "a mean-spiritted stupid catfishing female impersonator or bitch who needs to be stalked to death and run off the board"
cuz that's what You are. It takes one to know one.

What a bunch of high-school minded dumbfucks you people are.

Shit stirring on a porn board is what you do out of nostalgia for your youth? Fuck, mate, did your abuse get reported to the proper authorities?

 

[hashtag45]

No Einstein.

How likely is that those three posters would be available at the exact randomly selected time when I manage to sneak out and post on a porn board?

Try picking up chess or math Disgustipated/ Darbhinger/aella_/ aella345 etc. etc.
They might help you improve your reasoning skills.

 

[silver gurl]

I'm looking forward to the screen caps from the skyping, I was wondering why silvergirl was looking for a program that would record video and audio, it all makes sense now.

Actually you are wrong. If Skype ever happens all info would be deleted and be confidential. I would only verify.

 

[Emerson40]

Unconfirmed transcript intercepted, via malware:

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hssh345gurl : Hello, silver gurl? Test, test, testicles...This thing on?

hssh345gurl : As you'all can clearly see, i'am a intelligent and educated woman. Not an impersonator. So all you can tell all the GB trolls to take their twisted fantasies and fuck off. I'am even more pretty than the blurt bitches they idolize.

hssh345gurl : If you look at me now and can't see I'am a immigrant woman with English as my second, you are fat and did not go to college. If you are intelligent you will also notice i'am standing in front of a roll up door, indigenous to Australia. This proves i'am an immigrant and not a Que alt.

hssh345gurl : That is all for now you disgusting assholes. You'all can stop trolling me now and put me on ignore. I don't care. You'all can't see this, but I'am actually laughing at all of you, as my identity has been protected, should I ever pull myself away from Lit and try to find a job.

hssh345gurl : Silver gurl, do you know if Schmoopsie 103 is real? It is so very important to me and no one will tell me if that fucking asshole que was being serious or joking.​

 

[cleaver]

Actually you are wrong. If Skype ever happens all info would be deleted and be confidential. I would only verify.

i honestly believe
that the train wreck's gonna entertain

even without decloaking the who who writes it.

it's won this thread at any rate

 

[jezzilee]

I really can't today,I'm sorry.
But I'll make sure to attend any other time (starting 16 hours from now).

So please send an email to me and the other two posters with all the time intervals that you have available.
So that they can match it with theirs and come up with a mutually convenient time.

Many thanks.

Just let me know when I have Skype on my phone so even if I'm at the beach I can still log in

 

[Bookishleigh]

Hey Fermina.

It just occurred to me :
I barely interacted with you. My main interactions with you were:
- to defend you (aka explain why she was wrong), when ms_ann started accusing you of being a Recidiva alt.
- to talk you out of slandering a particular Lit. couple.

So the fact that you started picking on me out of the blue in two threads, and that you currently seem so preccupied with my personna, didn't make sense to me, initially.

But now it does: You're doing it because you're interning for the position of the next Blurt Bitch in training.

Here we go - I thought you were done with me. Please keep making promises you aren't going to keep.

I didn't need you to defend me to Ms. Ann and Eyer. Unlike you, when I was accused of being something I am not I knew the best course of action was to just ignore it and move on. You, on the other hand, are like a dog who has to roll around in the shit and cover yourself in it so you can cry victim. Also, did you notice that unlike your situation, the accusations of me being an alt eventually stopped? That's how it works.

As for the slandering, you don't appear to know the definition of that word. I expressed my opinions of Denny and whatever her alleged name is. I did not make any sort of accusation against them or (and here is the kicker to slander) false statement. But again, you rewrite crap in your head to fit your altered reality.

Blurt bitch in training - you're starting to sound like a jealous hag of a broken record.

Do they not have mental health facilities where you live?

 

[lovetoread]

tsk tsk

hashtag keeps slipping when it tries to insult the womenz