The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVIII: Free Speech and Boobies!!!!!

[Jennifer]

<shudder> You had to remind me...

Should we tell them to youtube dermoids??

 

[lovetoread]

watching those gigantic blackheads being removed is kind of calming - almost a zen like experience

 

[Miles Long]

This took a turn.

 

[Killswitch1]

watching those gigantic blackheads being removed is kind of calming - almost a zen like experience

I had a girlfriend once who loved to go over my body and look for a black head or scab or what have you to pick off and she loved cleaning my ears.


Asked my current girl to do it and she told me to fuck off.

lol

 

[jezzilee]

*yawns and stretches*

Today is day one of my ten day vacation... it's good to be me.

 

[lovetoread]

I had a girlfriend once who loved to go over my body and look for a black head or scab or what have you to pick off and she loved cleaning my ears.


Asked my current girl to do it and she told me to fuck off.

lol

I've been doing it for as long as I can remember cause my sisters made me do it to them.

It was a long while til I figured out that not everyone enjoyed mashing bumps.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Should we tell them to youtube dermoids??

I don't know about you, but the smell of weeping edema has always done me in.

 

[Killswitch1]

I don't know about you, but the smell of weeping edema has always done me in.

That would be a great name for a speed metal band.

Weeping Edema

 

[ElizabethWest]

That would be a great name for a speed metal band.

Weeping Edema

I wish I played bass.

 

[Miles Long]

I've never smelt anything worse than the burns victims flown into work from the Bali bombings. Sweet Jesus it took days for that smell to leave me and I just happened to be in ED as they were wheeled by into the bays, I don't know how the nurses and doctors coped with it while working on them. Takes a special kind of human to do what they do I think.

Yes, one without a sense of smell.

 

[Jennifer]

Yes, one without a sense of smell.

It takes practice but you can learn to turn off your sense of smell, especially for self preservation.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I had a girlfriend once who loved to go over my body and look for a black head or scab or what have you to pick off and she loved cleaning my ears.


Asked my current girl to do it and she told me to fuck off.

lol

What are you, a fucking spaniel?

 

[Lorilei]

Some of y'all are gross.

 

[Sean]

Caroline Aherne has died of cancer. Aged 52. FFS, there will be no talent left in the British media at the end of the year at this rate.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Caroline Aherne has died of cancer. Aged 52. FFS, there will be no talent left in the British media at the end of the year at this rate.

Jesus Christ.

 

[yossi]

My voice has taken on a very raspy quality. Benefit of the end of a cold? At least the scratchy throat is a thing of the past.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I miss Tang God.

 

[Emerson40]

Blurts of burst pustules, just like that.


http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/omgwtf.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Bert Pustules.

 

[yossi]

I needed that class.

 

[trysail]

NPR Moderation (a/k/a censorship)

The comment sections of NPR (National Public Radio, the U.S. public radio network) is "moderated" (a/k/a censored).


There are, of course, the obvious banned words (e.g., the "N word," the F-bomb and several other "F" words) but there are other words or phrases that are not permitted.


One surprising example is "Darwin Award." Even subtle variations of the phrase (e.g., D*a*r*w*i*n A*w*a*r*d) will be expunged.


If you use the phrase, your comment will promptly be disappeared.


You're not allowed to refer to the "censors" as such either. That, too, will get your comment promptly disappeared. Commenters resort to referring to the moderator/censors as "Those Who Must Not Be Named."


In fact, "moderation" on NPR oft times seems essentially random and inchoate. Many commenters are baffled by its unpredictability.


I'm actually contemplating starting a thread on Lit challenging Litizens to list all the offending words or phrases that will get a comment deleted on NPR. It might be fun and instructive.


​

 

[lovetoread]

The comment sections of NPR (National Public Radio, the U.S. public radio network) is "moderated" (a/k/a censored).


There are, of course, the obvious banned words (e.g., the "N word," the F-bomb and several other "F" words) but there are other words or phrases that are not permitted.


One surprising example is "Darwin Award." Even subtle variations of the phrase (e.g., D*a*r*w*i*n A*w*a*r*d) will be expunged.


If you use the phrase, your comment will promptly be disappeared.


You're not allowed to refer to the "censors" as such either. That, too, will get your comment promptly disappeared. Commenters resort to referring to the moderator/censors as "Those Who Must Not Be Named."


In fact, "moderation" on NPR oft times seems essentially random and inchoate. Many commenters are baffled by its unpredictability.


I'm actually contemplating starting a thread on Lit challenging Litizens to list all the offending words or phrases that will get a comment deleted on NPR. It might be fun and instructive.


​

Oh for fucks sake

Much like Lit can set the rules as to what they will allow to post, so can the NPR.

And much like eyer, if you dont like the rules than stop visiting the site.

 

[yossi]

I'll lie down with you, but I can't promise sleep for either of us.

 

[butters]

Caroline Aherne has died of cancer. Aged 52. FFS, there will be no talent left in the British media at the end of the year at this rate.

*sigh* it's been a busy year

Jesus Christ.

i think that one's old news

 

[lovetoread]

https://67.media.tumblr.com/b9fb3c3976381c027d0ca1dd780cf580/tumblr_o9o24yquhM1qiuiebo1_500.jpg